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This one actually works, but it's not a lifehack so much...
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WebDog posted:No one's mentioned what happens should the toothpaste mints melt. I thought of that. And they're specified after-dinner mints too so unless you leave them in the freezer good luck explaining why you thought a bowl of toothpaste would make a refreshing palate cleanser! Also I cannot help but imagine that the overlap between people who think that's a good idea and people who have enough friends to host a dinner party is vanishingly small.
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Jul 12, 2014 10:51
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plain blue jacket posted:pwoarrrrr But is there insulation under them?
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Jul 12, 2014 12:08
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WebDog posted:I can only hope the rather alarming gap in the middle still adheres to an even step height as us humans are horrid walking up stairs to the point where a very very slight deviation will cause us to stumble. Just eyeballing it, it looks like it does, but of course that doesn't necessarily mean a goddamn thing. e: vvv which makes it moot whether it's spaced evenly or can support weight, I guess. But it also means it's not really a staircase, just an art piece that looks like one. razorrozar has a new favorite as of 13:10 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 13:04
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OilSlick posted:
As a guy who cooked fries at McDonald's for approximately a year, I'd like to append "with a rusty carving knife" to "gently caress this guy".
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Jul 12, 2014 16:29
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raven4267 posted:Back when I worked in food service we would just drop the fries back in the fryer and shake them around for a couple of seconds to get the salt off them. That doesn't really work, the fries are cooked in so much grease that salt clings to them. They wouldn't let us do that for health reasons, which I totally get. I wish we'd been allowed to do it your way or that it worked, though. gently caress cooking fries.
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Jul 12, 2014 20:17
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davidspackage posted:Chronic cognitive dissonance? Also known as "Diet Coke syndrome".
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Jul 12, 2014 22:17
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Keeblamos posted:Don't have time to eat breakfast AND lunch? Just pour cereal in your soup for a double meal life hack. Depending on both soup and cereal this might be interesting. Or you could just use crackers like a normal person.
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Jul 13, 2014 07:14
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MisterBibs posted:I ask for unsalted fries exclusively and unrepentantly. When I'm ordering french fries, I'd prefer to receive french fries with some salt, instead of the standard Pile Of Salt with some french fries. It's fine if you legitimately want fries with less/no salt. Dumbfucks just do that so they can get fresh fries and handing someone an order of no-salt fries only to see them go dump a mountain of salt on it is a harrowing experience and a huge "gently caress you" to the guy you made go out of his way for you.
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Jul 13, 2014 08:12
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Ewan posted:I get diet coke when I have McDonalds/KFC/BK, even if I go for a super duper fatboy special sized meal. I'm under no illusions as to the unhealthiness of the food (and tend to only eat it when drunk or hungover), but would rather avoid the additional 200cal of sugar on top of that. Yeah, I get that there may be a legitimate reason for getting a diet drink even with a huge meal, but it's kind of become iconic of American lethargy and oblivious-ness.
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Jul 13, 2014 12:54
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Alterian posted:I don't get why people think its hilarious to get a diet coke with your mc donalds meal. A super sized regular coke is 410 more calories. That's a lot of calories and getting a diet coke instead is a major impact on the amount of calories for that meal. Its as many calories as a medium french fry. It's kind of an "in for a penny, in for a pound" thing. If you're already eating terrible food it seems like there's not much point to trying to cut calories on the drink. It's pretty stupid, but as I said earlier it's iconic at this point.
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Jul 13, 2014 15:55
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Every time I watch this, it seems like the kid's head snaps forward more and more violently. Not saying it's a good idea but it doesn't seem to bother her too much 
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Jul 14, 2014 09:01
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Meatwave posted:An idiot's justification for spending too much on a lovely coffee maker. My roommate got one for Christmas and I love it but on my own I would not have paid for this when I can get a coffee maker for literally $2 at Goodwill
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Jul 14, 2014 10:02
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Little Blue Couch posted:It keeps your fingers dry.   use a napkin like a normal person
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Jul 14, 2014 14:09
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Tiggum posted:Bury your victims in a pet cemetery. Literally life hacking.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:05
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Tree Killer! It turns out cloth napkins are a thing. Who knew?  I'm a tree and I love this.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:09
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The only elevator I ever used regularly only went to two floors so all the express stuff was and is totally irrelevant to me.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:59
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Meatwave posted:You get in an elevator to go up one level? On a scale from John Candy to Jabba the Hutt, how fat are you? Hey man I was in college don't judge me    "Hmm yes let me protect my $100+ smartphone with 25 cents worth of duct tape"
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Jul 15, 2014 19:38
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Alouicious posted:makes sense to me, ya fat weirdo You can afford a smartphone but not a decent case for it?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:02
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DrBouvenstein posted:I would legit pay good money if someone came up with a 'life hack' on how i can wash the concave side of the spoon and not splash water everywhere. put soap on a damp rag/sponge and wipe it off spoons hate this
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Jul 16, 2014 00:14
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DrBouvenstein posted:OK, now rinse off the soap, smartguy. Rinse the rag thoroughly in hot water and drape it over the faucet. 
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Jul 16, 2014 01:54
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Of course these are all irrelevant because there is no spoon.
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Jul 16, 2014 03:18
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Crankit posted:Would 30 seconds in a the microwave make a spoon hot enough to burn you? A spoon is shaped so that it refracts and focuses waves. Like micro-waves.
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Jul 16, 2014 05:17
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Tracula posted:The only problem I see here is with the fork. The spoon looks perfectly safe. Try it, then. Make sure you record it.
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Jul 16, 2014 05:39
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It usually takes more time to do the hack than you'd spend dealing with the problem.
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Jul 16, 2014 06:34
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This seems unethical. 
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Jul 16, 2014 16:08
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Brush your teeth and piss in the shower. At the same time? I don't know if this is blurry because it was vibrating or because the picture was taken with a potato. 
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Jul 17, 2014 03:27
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nerox posted:Use a suction cup dildo for the attachment, put it up in your shower at head level. Brush your teeth hand's free while you wash your body with both hands.  That mental image made me laugh like a goddamn moron.
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Jul 17, 2014 16:11
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Wandle Cax posted:Rubik's cubes aren't exactly easy, I wouldn't say you're a dumb idiot if you can't figure it out. Cheating on one is pointless and dumb though yes. Have you ever completed a Rubik's cube Diet Conan Doyle? The point is they're presenting a website that teaches you how to solve a children's toy as a lifehack.
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Jul 20, 2014 06:49
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Shelf Adventure posted:No cling wrap? Use a condom! No cling wrap OR condoms? Aluminum foil! In any situation!
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Jul 20, 2014 13:07
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Bhodi posted:Aluminum foil and teeth? You must be mad. Curses, foiled again! 
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Jul 20, 2014 14:15
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Rumda posted:I hate you. I had to do it. It was too easy not to.
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Jul 20, 2014 14:56
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FutonForensic posted:and here's one where she teaches you HOW TO ROLL TINFOIL INTO A BALL It was so hard for me not to make the "foiled" pun again.
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Jul 20, 2014 18:55
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Jul 21, 2014 15:17
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Karma Monkey posted:I can't get this one to work. I saw a variant of this that suggested "puppets and puppeteers". That one didn't work either.
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Jul 22, 2014 19:54
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BottledBodhisvata posted:What does three do? God flips a coin. Heads, he zaps you then and there. Tails, he zaps you then and there. (God is a dick.)
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Jul 23, 2014 21:28
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Geokinesis posted:Well after you've had however many wanks a day don't waste your spunk: There is no way this woman is not a porn star. Tracy Kiss? Really?
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Jul 23, 2014 21:32
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Sagebrush posted:When I see something like that I assume they actually have no idea which one is correct and when, and are just choosing randomly.  's an emote for it, evenwhich is apparently ruined because the kerning isn't the same as when it was purchased, it's ever so slightly noticeable e: And after posting it's not even on the same line as the rest of the text, but that might just be my monitor.
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Jul 28, 2014 00:22
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Rad Tad posted:
I was going to say something about how pouring alcohol on an open wound is going to hurt way worse than pulling a Band-Aid off, but I guess if they're taking it off it's not an open wound anymore
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Jul 28, 2014 11:13
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Phy posted:Thanks for indirectly making me think about how much of my own spit I must be drinking over the course of a day. I'm going to go barf forever now. It's produced by your own body and flows directly into your mouth with no contact with anything else. What's gross about that? Do you also dislike the taste of your palate?
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Jul 28, 2014 22:55
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