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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Sociopastry posted:


this one's really gross. Now your hoodie is gonna be all gross and greasy and smell like oil. Bleergh.

Just don't use a hoody then !



E: Does Wikihow count as Life Hacks ?

quote:

How to Be Loved
1. Build your self esteem.

3. Adjust your definition of love.
3. Get a pet.

4. Join a church.
6. Volunteer. Volunteering is the best way for you to feel loved

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Truly bread tags are the pinnacle of human tool creation.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Dr Snofeld posted:

I've seen this one mentioned before. As it turned out the cop had seen this hack too, so it didn't work.

Yeah apparently they posted that on reddit an a short time later a cop posted on there with something like "Cops read reddit too" showing him stopping a dude who tried to pull that one if I recall corectly

E: Have some recipes life hacks

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Seeing as it's the same girls over and over I'm not convinced this is true.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Geokinesis posted:

They worked for the magazine and demonstrated some of the winning top tips.

Aw man, that's a lovely job apparently.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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razorrozar posted:

There is no way this woman is not a porn star. Tracy Kiss? Really?

You have NOT seen her :nws: site (including the story of her botched boob job with many many pictures.)

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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im pooping! posted:

so where the titty pictures?

If you're really that lazy and desperate to see really ugly boobs :nws:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Angela Christine posted:

What a loving idiot.


Yes, the world is so much different now than it was when she was a teenager, 8 years ago. :rolleyes:

quote:

Back when I was a teenager everything was so false

Goes on to have several boobjobs.

E: VVV Yeah that is probably the stronger example

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Life Hack : move to Europe :v:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Desperado Bones posted:

I'm sorry I made fun of America and his delicious healthy HFC :911:

LIFEHACK...that I don't get:



That's for when you need to paint your toenails but it's winter and really cold and you simply can't remain barefoot. So you make those sock tubes to at least have most of your foot covered.

...

I think :confused:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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PYF Really Stupid "Wine Hacks"





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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Jesus loving Christ isn't there a wine thread where you dudes can go bitch at each other ?


gently caress Suncreen !


So what do you say now, m'lady ? :tipshat:


Truly, a hack to improve everyone's life.


Yes, let me just peel a potato real quick


Seeeecreeeeet. Cool kids only.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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twoday posted:

I just found this gallery of "mental lifehacks," and it's awful, enjoy

I guess some of those are actually right like the whole "smiling makes you happy"

Then again



Also be a manipulative rear end in a top hat by...

faking you liking a person


bartering for favors


just act like you know it all because that never goes wrong

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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beedeebee posted:

I do that. It's easy, the recipe is at eye-level, I don't have to use my hands to touch it and I don't have to run around looking what I have to do next. Besides, I'm standing right there cooking stuff, I think I'll notice a fire before it burns down my house.


EDIT: I don't call it a life-hack though. Maybe I should start doing that :v:

lifehack : call every single thing you do a lifehack and earn mad internet cred

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Razorwired posted:

So he's not selling timeshares or something right? Reddit's visual Teflon for me but it seems like this lifehack is "Invite people out, have friends."

When the machines rise they'll just have to convince us that starving ourselves in the basement is a lifehack for awkward social situations and body image.

Yes that is exactly his hack. He just invites people to bars to have a couple friendly drinks. I'm not sure why no one else ever thought of that :shrug:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Phy posted:

Downside: yo hair smell like a club sandwich

Why would that be a downside :confused:

Want good smelling hair ? Douse it in mayo like a animal.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Minarch posted:

Lifehack: want to run a joke into the ground? Keep repeating it like a animal.

Lifehack : When a joke starts getting tired, call it a meme. Le instant lulz

:regd08:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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Simply Simon posted:

I'm German, it took me ages to understand that Americans (and maybe other people) use "Hot Dog" interchangably with "the sausage usually put into the dish hot dog". For me, a hot dog is a Wiener (the sausage) in bread with condiments. The sausage alone is a Wiener. You wouldn't make a "hot dog" with, say, a Bratwurst. Or a typical Currywurst. A Knacker. A salami. Debreziner. What I'm saying is there are tons of sausage types.

:respek: fellow German, I have always been confused by the exact same thing.

German Sausage Superiority.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

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He had thought of everything :aaa:

Lifehack : if you make an OP always assume goons are gonna complain about everything.

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