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Learned a new life hack this morning: if you don't like Kroger brand zero-sugar ginger ale, drink a bunch of booze until you pass out. You will wake up craving this poo poo. And other fluids.
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Kind of a stupid lifehack I just discovered: If you want to create strife and civil wars within religious Facebook groups, just join one and ask if God loves trans people. By the end of the day there will be so much infighting that many people will leave the group, many people will be banned from the group, and the group will after a few days, dissolve.
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My friend sent me this image when I told him I typically eat 2-3 cans of olives a day. I don't regret it. I don't understand what the problem is? They're low calorie little fruit bits you can eat right out of the can.
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Apr 14, 2022 21:27
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Zipperelli. posted:That's averaging about 2G of sodium from just olives, so unless you're being sarcastic, you're speedrunning your way to high blood pressure. Haha so, interestingly, I've almost my entire life had particularly low blood pressure. But just today I went to a doctor and they want me to go see a specialist because suddenly my blood pressure is really high? ... I did not tell her about the olives ...
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Neito posted:They sell all sorts of poo poo like this, stoners are pretty inventive when it comes to getting baked in weird places. Thinking back to a time one had to hide that kind of thing is jarring and makes me feel old. I am on a block with a dispensary that is across the street from a dispensary. If you consider my block being in the middle, surrounded by eight blocks, there are seven more dispensaries in that range. I am never more than a block from weed. You might see cigarette smokers hiding their shameful vice, though.
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Apr 19, 2022 19:38
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The most they're going to do is say "Sorry, you're not supposed -- hey, you're not supposed... okay, enjoy the movie."
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Aug 10, 2022 19:58
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The real hero sneaks one of these in loudest loving bags I've ever heard
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Aug 10, 2022 23:55
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I seem to recall The Sims 1 making a point to be like "your sim can take care of himself!" and discovering that my sim takes care of himself about as well as my hamster takes care of himself. Which is to say he'll pee on the floor and eventually find the bed on his own.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:36
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I learned more about arthropods from the SimAnt manual than all the years combined in schooling.
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Nov 21, 2022 05:00
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That made me chuckle
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Nov 29, 2022 17:49
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There's a lot of deals at 7-11 that are technically one-per-customer but like, if you just keep ringing them up as new transactions the deal can be applied again and again. I know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but... well, like, in a legitimate case, suppose the customer bought a 2-for-1 deal, finished their transaction, but they decided they wanted two more? The system won't let me ring up two in one transaction without the discount being applied. Shrug! e: (I am a cashier monkey at a 7-11)
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Feb 5, 2023 07:10
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I am a cashier and can confirm that if you're nice I'll do so much for you but if you're a dick at all I'm going to enforce the rules so much Like you have no idea how many rules and policies I can enforce That two-for-one deal only applies one per customer motherfucker
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Feb 5, 2023 19:20
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I have a pretty torn up pair of jeans I was thinking of tossing. Is there like a consignment place where I can instead sell these to a trendy highschool girl for a hundred dollars?
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Apr 26, 2023 18:49
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is the popcorn there to keep the straw steady 
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May 16, 2023 01:28
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Popcorn is great for when you want to eat something lovely and then try to get it out of your teeth the rest of the day.
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Dip Viscous posted:shower curtain rods (I have more than one because the shower is directly against a window What?
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I've seen this before, but it was flipped. It makes me just wonder for what purpose someone would flip it. Someone would have to deliberately be like, I want to share this funny video but it would look better if flipped. 
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Nettle Soup posted:Option 3: Go on a fodmap-elimination diet, discover that the constant IBS you've been struggling with for years is just onions, and ban them from your home, never to be eaten again. Oh man I've never known anyone else who did the fodmap-elimination diet!
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My diet entirely consists of Morningstar Farms Chik Patties and Mountain Dew and for the first time in my life I'm not crippled by stomach pain
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Recently discovered lifehack: microwaved ketchup is just too sweet but it's almost a meal
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Relyssa posted:is this you So basically I thought maybe I could turn it into a quick sort of tomato soup, like maybe if I added stuff to it, but it's actually really gross and tastes like hot tomato candy, and made my kitchen smell like McDonalds
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