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Wanamingo posted:Sex tips count as a lifehack, right? These people have to have the worse sex lives ever and they're intent on making everyone elses miserable as hell too.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 20:56 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:45 |
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Woe to the white man whose crayons roll away. Woe I say.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 00:24 |
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Please ruin your electric plugs instead of spending a dollar on a screwdriver
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 00:41 |
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dog days are over posted:I used to buy those lovely Take a Break/Full House etc magazines a lot when waiting for the bus was like 30% of my day, and the top tips were always my favourite thing because most of them were just such stupid pointless poo poo. They were normally things like 'got a container that used to hold something but is now empty? use it as a container for a new and different thing!' Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. I can take a picture, and it will help the memory last longer? What witchery is this? Also I will now bring a bag of doritos with me whenever I travel in case I get stranded in the wilderness. I can use the food to light a fire so I can cook my food. Gonna put an emergency bag in my glove box.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 03:55 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Konami code*! This poo poo has been around since forever. I remember in middle school kids talking about how if you push in the right sequence of buttons on a soda machine, it'd let you get a free soda. Like press Coke, Sprite, Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Coin Return. Or whatever. It was supposed to be some sort maintenance thing to make sure the vending was working properly. No one ever got it to work.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 18:03 |
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Optimist with doubt posted:If you must grind up cookies in a pepper mill why use oreos? You are causing so much work for yourself since oreos have cream. The better choice if you must is to use wafers Because you can then eat a bowl of oreo cream, duh.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 06:49 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Why microwave it? That's a trip across the house and lots of waiting. Just eat it out of the jar. Don't forget to make a spoon rest out of a paper towel beforehand, though. If you're reduced to eating pork'n'beans you might as well just eat it out of the can like the homeless person you are or are about to become.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 09:29 |
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Karma Monkey posted:I like that name a lot better than Home Ec. Speaking of cooking and making stuff... Isn't this just cake?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 18:02 |
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The five dollar thing is just a variation of your typical saving money method when it isn't that easy. Every time you swear, a dollar in the jar. Only use a card and any cash you get you save. Take ten dollars out of every paycheck and put it in a savings account. Eventually you just forget about the ten dollars being taken out and think of it as like taxes and poo poo. Way back when, when I actually had a girlfriend we had a put a dollar in the box whenever we have sex thing going. The whole point is that saving money can actually be kind of easy when you put it somewhere you don't spend and keep adding to it.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2014 06:38 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Ok, I can believe panthers went into the caves to eat the cavegoons, but not the mammoths. Almost finished with your bag of cheeto's? Just dump some Cool Ranch doritos in there and keep eating you ingenious bastard you.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 00:18 |
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TVarmy posted:Here's a lifehack for hotel coffee makers that THEY don't want you to know. "They" being the DEA. I don't know why they chose meth as the drug as choice, which is a freaking chemistry process as anyone who's even heard of Breaking Bad knows. If they had said something like ketamine, maybe that'd be a bit more believable.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2014 21:52 |
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Dienes posted:Its okay, he uses green beans instead. Oh god I missed that. The texture of that chili has got to be
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 16:50 |
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And since it'd be such a pain in the rear end to roll back from your desk every time you need to use the bathroom, just piss in the box yourself as well!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 02:23 |
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TVarmy posted:Did you know Bisquick, a mix designed to make baking a brain dead and forgiving task, can create biscuits and you can SEASON those biscuits? To be fair though, that probably is the same recipe Red Lobster uses. Though I would be kind of surprised that cheddar bay biscuits wouldn't use Old Bay, especially at Red Lobster.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 04:14 |
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Lifehackable is a satire site, right?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 04:35 |
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quote:Some running shorts are often manufactured with a minimal brief inside them and these are designed specifically to allow rapid transfer of moisture but only if you don't wear underwear with them. You may still choose to wear underwear if you find you prefer the feeling of urinating through them, or in the case of running shorts that don't have a built-in brief. What no this is all completely normal and how everyone pees obviously. (who the hell can pee through denim?)
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 05:57 |
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Vordhosbn posted:
Maybe this is common knowledge, but I don't own a phone. What exactly is the zip lock baggie for?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 07:25 |
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Turfahurf posted:Something to hang it from/in. It won't work very well. So it's not in a backseat pocket in that pic? Where is the bottom half of the phone? Did they photoshop that off? Edit: It's being held sideways, I get it now. Leper Residue has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Aug 19, 2014 |
# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 07:32 |
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Planet Piss posted:Maybe they haven't heard this Lifehack: And when you run out, you can take the bottle to the fast food place and refill it there for free!
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 22:26 |
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RandomFerret posted:I refreshed all of these links a bunch of times trying to get them to load. I want to believe in toilet bread. I'm mad cause I wanted to know what rocks I could eat.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 19:21 |
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Karma Monkey posted:And you're too obnoxiously snobby to just use a scoop of instant coffee. Where are you traveling that you have access to a mug and boiling water, but not a coffee pot or complimentary coffee? But this way you get to use your fancy pants gourmet coffee instead of that trashy instant folgers stuff the hotel has.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 16:41 |
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kazil posted:Just go out and buy a coffee. But that's not a life hack. You need to add something like using the free milk they have there to put in your cereal.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 16:51 |
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Admiral Bosch posted:
The only one that doesn't seem unnecessary or stupid is the doggy harness thing, cause loving having a big ol' golden retriever try to climb into your lap while driving down the road. The rest seems like the crap you'd find at a Brookstones. The "Smart Swipe" seems like something my grandma would buy just to have her identity stolen anyways.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 17:56 |
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Pomp posted:Just buy some loving sausage, oh my god. Sausage is usually pork, so it might not be for everyone, but they do in fact make beef hotdogs. Also is that the finished product in the background? They look like terds with condiments.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 18:12 |
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:The first time I needed a wallet, I went out and bought a 30 dollar leather wallet. I have had that same wallet for 14 years now. This loving thing looks like it would tear in half after about a day. I got my wallet from Hot Topic 16 years ago, 20 some dollar leather wallet which at the time had a huge chain attached to it. The thing is still doing great and without the chain I can now wear it out in public. Short of losing it, I don't see having to buy a new one anytime soon. Lifehack, take a pair of jeans, cut out the back pocket and stitch it into the shape of a wallet. Then sew it back onto the jeans Now, no one will know you have a wallet and if they try they won't be able to steal it from you!
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 06:51 |
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For when your child is literally incapable of eating food like a normal person. Also those apples aren't sliced, probably because it'd be a huge pain in the rear end to do that hack.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 07:42 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I'm gonna do this tonight. Look at this high baller here, willing to commit federal crimes for pretty money they can afford to just throw away. You should sparkle your yacht and 4 story mansion.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 08:19 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I will sparkle whatever the hell I want! It is the Ultimate Lifehack! Fine, but it's Tooth Fairy money so you better be ripping out a tooth for every bill you sparkle!
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 08:28 |
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bringmyfishback posted:NO ONE SAID THEY HAD TO BE MY TEETH JUST GIVE HER THE TEETH SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE SPARKLES!
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 08:32 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:45 |
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cowboythreespeech posted:stop fighting that's not a life hack at all
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 08:33 |