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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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ayb posted:

Looks like Kai Rooney has a thing for older women too


Getting autographs from kids is pretty gross.

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Looks like Zlatan is playing in his socks.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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The Big Taff Man posted:

You need the full length pic. The shoes are the best part


If I was a millionaire footballer I'd probably go out like this, I just wouldn't give a gently caress

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Shout out to my friend Xavi Hernandez for his "FC Barcelona tastiest picnic choices" award.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Who's the current lineal World Cup champion? Last time I checked it was Japan I think.

Edit: it's Brazil everyone!

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Another Meireles:

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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420DD Butts posted:

Didn't know John Muir played for liverpool
He doesn't, he plays for Fenerbahce.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I think managers who were successful players should be allowed to get as fat as they want. Sit there at the same of the training pitch with some fags and some pies.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Worth the try in my book

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Vegetable posted:

Worth the try? The goalie saw him coming a mile away and was on his line already.
Yeah he was never going to score in a million years, but if I'd done three or four running keepy-ups in the middle of the pitch, you'd better believe I would go for the 50 yard wondergoal hoof too.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Jon Walters is a pretty good player.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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FullLeatherJacket posted:

Wait, that's it? I thought from the BBC story he'd tweeted some "stabby stabby gently caress off Leeds scum" post, not just promoted a thing he endorses on what happens to be the anniversary of an event he wasn't there for and won't remember

Tune in next week when Simon Mignolet is pilloried for having some men round to fix his garden wall on the anniversary of the Heysel disaster
I think "hey Galatasaray fans, get yourself one of these sweet knives today" is a bit of a misstep bang on the anniversary of a galatasaray fan murdering two people with a knife tbh. Can't expect him to know about it, but someone in the club hosed up pretty badly there.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Nice, real nice. Is it Craven Cottage?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I saw that before, and it was pointed out that it came from a German fansite, so you probably can't rely on the data for the non-German teams. I doubt some German fan is tracking that closely how often Wes Brown or whoever was injured this year. When it's supposed to be the top teams in each league, and 5 of the top 6 are Bundesliga clubs it's probably not particularly rigorously updated.

edit: Looking at it properly now, it is only looking at the top few teams in each league, with PSG the only french one so I don't know how they've picked which teams go into it. I still doubt that they're tracking Valencia's injury list that closely. And the numbers in that final column dont make any sense to me.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 19, 2015

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:

Wrong thread wrong thread oh god wrong thread
You can't sustain this pace lol, it can't be good for you

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Blue Star Error posted:

Last time I saw a Boateng trip that bad, 800 migrants died.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Lol

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Giggs is probably a lot richer than Van Gaal actually, should have made it rain.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I have played this game.

Maybe it wasn't exactly this but it had little bumper players and you played on a pool table. Was only about five or six years ago, in a pub in the Lake District.

Much harder than you'd expect.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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http://gfycat.com/SparklingIcyAmericanalligator

Irish president says something to Rooney about Sterling. Lallana finds it funny. Sterling does not.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Brendan Rodgers posted:

That's a racism.
It's not racist where he's from.

Edit: people have pointed out that it looks like he's greeting Sterling by saying "Mr Sturridge!" and Rooney has to correct him that no, he's the other one.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jun 8, 2015

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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This is like the people that say Prince is gay. Ronaldo's pussy-nabbing abilities are on a whole different level, asking goons to comprehend it is like asking the human brain to think in five dimensions or something

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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opus111 posted:

because he'll playing in a poo poo league and the money he's being paid with is as dubious as it gets. I just don't understand. If I was one of the greats I'd want to compete for as long as possible, maybe join a struggling club and take it to a title, keep pushing myself as far as I can.
This is a bit silly. What struggling team in a not poo poo league is 35 year old Xavi going to take to a title? He's past the point where he can stay at the highest level, so what else is there other than building the sport in another country and earning loads of money?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Heskie posted:



garthcrooks.jpg
I'd watch this team play and I'd love it.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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straight up brolic posted:

is that ice in red wine or sangria
It's rosé with a lovely looking salad, top marks for the modern man.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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I was just about to say that I don't know who either the statue or the guy is, but the link in the url says it's Shearer.

More fitting than Dennis Bergkamp I guess.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Jose Mourinho: Chelsea boss mocks Arsene Wenger's win record:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33937024


Mourinho's constant needling abuse of Arsene Wenger is one of my favourite things in the Premier League.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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chuggo is BACK posted:

Arsenal fans care enough to get arrested?
I don't know if I'd rather be a committed pack of violent thugs like Manchester United fans, or clearly soulless soft as shite middle class cowards like Arsenal fans.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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not not luvd posted:

we should get double points for osama bin laden
Technically I don't think he ever got arrested.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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frankenfreak posted:

Who wrote it then? His personal assistant?
No chance, they're too busy apparently.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Lol

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Europa League qualifier or IKEA furniture?

I got 53% and I worked in an Ikea for two years.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Kick that bitch

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Commemorating a famous result in that age old burning rivalry between West Ham and Liverpool.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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beedeebee posted:

This is a brilliant way to get cigarette buds of the streets:

Guy with the menthols clearly a massive fan of Big Ron.

(That is a really really good idea).

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Wish I was a fat rich Brazilian who can spend the next 40 years loving around the world doing whatever seems like a laugh.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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It was all going well with the nice charming old cigarette cards, and then you get to the bottom and up pops kikey old Palace and the Birmingham nignogs and its :stare:

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Bape Culture posted:

Thanks I'll order a plane ticket for yer mam right now
Haha

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