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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

did you at least get a hug

some panties even

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Swolegoat posted:

what r some tite settings for my 66u?

set you mtu to 100 so u get speedier packets

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Is there such a thing as a 4X16GB DDR4 Memory kit anywhere? Or 8X8 DDR4 if not? My googling gives nothing :o:

Oh wait, is this stuff OK?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KUSMVVS

to run in one of these?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00N98RWOC/

looks fine to me but also why @ lol at the asus pro gaming special mobo (im allowed to make fun of it because mine is similar albeit older)

like if u need that kind of performance you might be better off getting a server of some kind?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Phoenixan posted:

oh man those usbs :circlefap:

id rather 4 usbs on teh back and like 6 on the front of the pc tbh

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

eh, it's going on a windowless case so I'm not so fussed about the eXxtreme styling, but the IV board got good writeups for putting a quick processor and a bunch of RAM on - if I can get my photo processing back to real-time from 'move slider, wait 5 seconds for screen update' I will be happy.

lol if you suggest a Mac Pro, don't even try and 36 me bro.

just how big are photos these days???? pagancow????

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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saucepanman posted:

.raw files can be atleast a few 100mb each

ah, that justifies 64gb of ram.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:

I have 8 identical machines onto which I need to load windows XP (lol) and fully update it and stuff. these computers all have OEM product keys. since I can change the product key after it's installed, I want to fully load one PC with everything I need, make a disk image out of the hard drive, and then write that image to seven more hard drives. what program would I use for that?

i would like to hear more about why you are using windows xp at this time

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:

okay fine i have 8 of these gateway workstations that i paid $10 for collectively and if you can put windows xp on them some morons will pay upward of $75-100 for them on ebay

if you had asked me earlier if there was an acceptable reason to install xp today i would have said no. but now i see the light. godspeed.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Bloody posted:

its me, im the forums poster whose time is worth nothing

also same

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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theadder posted:

theyre idiots op

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

does anyone know of big (45"+) lcd screens with motion sensors on them so they only turn on when someone is by them? we keep putting in these stupid kiosk screens in hallways that are on 24/7 even though nobody gives a single poo poo about them and its loving up our energy reduction targets. also touch-screen enabled

if you have sensor lights could you wire the tvs onto the same sensor? What I mean is that maybe the whole hallway of tvs should turn on instead of each tv individually, less granular could be better

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

how should I be handling RPC traffic with the windows firewall? we have some siemens software that talks over rpc and one of my coworkers broke the poo poo out of it and left it for me to fix. firewall exceptions for the services are defined by process name which I thought would be enough, but instead it hits the rpc initiator port and then fails on the handoff because its not allowing the rpc endpoint mapper ports through. I fixed it fast and dirty by making a general rule that allowed whatever inbound traffic the rpc service wanted to pass from the right ip ranges but I don't know if there is a better way to do this

wonder if there is an iptables module for it... makign some assumptions itp though haha

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Nerd rant ahead:

I found a really good deal on plugin usb touch overlays for screens that you sit on the front of a monitor and then it's a 10-point touch display; thought 'I'll pick up a smaller 4k TV in the sales, mount one of these and do my retouching in style!'

However, that will only be capacitive touch, no pressure or tilt sensitivity - surely there must be a Bluetooth-enabled stylus that will talk to Windows 8 to provide the extra functionality via the pen!? nope! Plenty for iPad / iOS, nowt for windows. Only likely candidate is a kickstarter that's 7 months behind schedule and looking increasingly unlikely ever to ship.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jonatherton/yufu-the-stylus-perfected-pressure-sensitive-fine/comments - people r mad :devil:

There's an empty market spot here, hardware firms!

noone makes this because noone wants it or should want it.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

what is this called?
a csv comes in and has to be saved to another csV with a subset of the columns and in a different order
there must be a way in say excel to automate this
not macros
not manually
not vba

just like a definition file that says "put A into F, B into G, write this text into J,"

don't touch the poop

(the poop is excel)

do it in Python lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Sniep posted:

awk -F, '{print $x","$y","$z}'

i changed my mind, do this

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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wolffenstein posted:

I'm building a gaming pc and so far all that's arrived is the graphics card and the ssd.

i figured to save myself time later on to start loading the ssd up with windows and games so i can play games when all the other parts come in.

all i have is a usb-sata connector and a macbook pro with vmware fusion on it. most bad sites say you can't install windows to a drive connected via usb. windows setup says it isn't supported and won't let me format the ssd. some sites say i can mod files and create a new iso and all this other nerd poo poo.

how do i put windows on ssd connected via usb

if u do this u will have to do it all over again when the rest of ur idiot machine arrives lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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theflyingexecutive posted:

alright do I go Motorola cable modem (sb6141) and an airport express orrrr a motorola sbg6580 with an n router built in? also this is for a house plz and ty

get the airport OP

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Captain Foo posted:

The metal wall would be a problem, yes

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Panty Saluter posted:

i kinda wish i had something so i could set the router up by the ceiling, just to see if it would squeak over the mirror. the computers are on the floor so it probably wouldn't help

i assume my upstairs neighbors have their router on the floor above us. their network is like 10 db stronger than ours lmao

i was going to say put it in your ceiling and then i read the rest of your post. idk put a couple screws into ur roof if you like.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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there is no DSL modem that isn't a piece of poo poo and people are doing their best to gently caress fibre up too

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
bonjour, after i got my ipad i installed itunes. i only use it for connecting to the ipad and it is not a detriment to me in my normal computer use.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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iTunes is ok

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

colbylol posted:

itunes is meh i mnean i have it installed but i dont usee it

:agreed:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

my iphone with iOS 8.1.2 has 3 unread messages on the badge for the messages app even though all are read. any way to fix this?

kill you are self

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

computer toucher posted:

ey! srsly. is there a way to echo all traffic to a port on an Airport Time Capsule? can't find poo poo on google.

if you must do these things maybe you can run tcpdump on the port directly

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
did you feather the selection or is it a fuzzy selection somehow? just spitballin

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
mitigation: copy paste instead of cut and paste

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
haha it sounds like poo

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
poosh

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
ive got a problem with my conputer...

some fucker banned me from #yospos!!!!

i was only trying to join since my work pc has problems loading the forum (hmmm)

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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yaaaay now i got something to distract from work

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
moo cow the USB port might be hosed or some ultrashit device driver

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
my coworker ratelimited forums.something awful.com before going to a new job and i was too stupid to figure out how

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

big scary monsters posted:

thanks, i'll have a look. i should have mentioned, some of the stuff will be confidential so if we're using third party hosting i'll have to get approval from on high and make sure the servers are in the same country as us and so on

atlassian stash would work for you imho

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

why does the volume change on my iphone by pressing the volume buttons have to be so extreme? can i make it smaller somehow?

yeah get a regualr 6 its smaller than the 6+

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
try pressing the volume down button lightly

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Jailbreak and then replace the sound driver with one of your own creation

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

yeah but your computer was designed to be low ppower. its like a little suzuki

mines more like, idk, drivign a H1 hummer around suburbs


lol but i jest


how would i ever find that out. i dont want to buy one of those things that measures power output.ugh


eitherway somethig in my hnouse is costingf us roughly twice of what others pay

i got a power measuring thing for $20 from mitre 10

my computer has an 850 watt psu and 2 big ugly gfx cards it cost about 11 NZD per year to run

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

well I don't turn it off at wall but it's not smart TV but idk worth examing I huff

put a blanket around ur hot water cylinder or lower the tstat on it or stop using heaters or stop using your heat pump and only get takeaways

like the only thigns in ur house that are going to make much of an impact are light and heat sources

maybe get more efficient light bulbs??

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i count fridges and ac as heating devices :mrgw:

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