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Centripetal Horse posted:Is anyone else having trouble picturing this guy as black, even though he keeps telling us he's black? For some reason, I just can't picture him as anything other than a doughy white guy, maybe balding prematurely, possibly with a fedora. I guess I associate this particular brand of loser with white guys. The "reality" is jarring, and it's ruining my immersion. MadThad proved that black guys can be horrible weebo pedophiles as much as any white guy.
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Aug 28, 2014 13:36
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I hope this is legalquote:Party Next Door wrote on Aug 28, 2014 11:14:
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Aug 28, 2014 16:34
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lol he's a loser deadbeat
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Aug 28, 2014 16:36
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Keep hiding from your problems duder. Know the best way to hide from problems? Go off the grid by becoming a homeless who lives under the bridge.
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Aug 28, 2014 19:13
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platedlizard posted:lol he's a loser deadbeat he's a loser deadbeat, but if he was white he could get away with it, because seth rogen in this one movie was like,
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Aug 29, 2014 00:22
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If this girl actually exists, which I doubt, then stay away from her and every other woman, you rapist loser.
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Aug 29, 2014 06:29
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Wait hold up. What is the deal with this Pop Person or whatever? Is this all fake? Part of me hopes so but the goony bits of me want this to be real
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Aug 29, 2014 22:28
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AcidRonin posted:Wait hold up. What is the deal with this Pop Person or whatever? Is this all fake? Part of me hopes so but the goony bits of me want this to be real he fake. sorta. His infamy stems from making regular e/n threads like every 8 months about how in highschool he tricks this girl into getting gangbanged. Like multiple times. The story is really funny but anyway yeah just a crazy gimmick poster. If i recall his bro one time posted and was like "hey dont listen to him" but hes enertaining for sure. And yeah this reminded me of the Australian accent thing to. Haha
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Aug 30, 2014 04:55
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You know nothing Jon Pop.
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Aug 30, 2014 10:31
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Where did you find this and his other posts?
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Aug 30, 2014 10:33
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Rap Music and Dope posted:If i recall his bro one time posted and was like "hey dont listen to him" but hes enertaining for sure. No that was Jon Pop
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Aug 30, 2014 12:49
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Every OP in E/N is Jon Pop
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Aug 30, 2014 12:55
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polarbear_terrorist posted:Where did you find this and his other posts? PMs.
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Aug 30, 2014 15:56
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Honestly if this guy was in the police academy and became a cop he'd probably beat people. He'd take his inadequacies out on people who he stops because he can. And it'd make him feel good. So I'm glad he's too much of a loving loser to leave the house and attend the police academy. Go work as a janitor in an office. You can't hurt anyone doing that. gently caress, work at night then no one will even see your worthless rear end.
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Aug 30, 2014 16:04
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:he's leaving his baby mama to raise their love child alone just like any responsible black father would Dude, even in his make-believe fakepost fantasy the baby isn't his because he never had sex with the girl because he has low sexual marketplace value (because he's a fat balding 20something with no personality other than impotent, whiny rage and a penchant for obsession over video games and anime). Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Aug 30, 2014 |
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Aug 30, 2014 17:12
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Magnus Gallant posted:Honestly if this guy was in the police academy and became a cop he'd probably beat people. He'd take his inadequacies out on people who he stops because he can. And it'd make him feel good. So I'm glad he's too much of a loving loser to leave the house and attend the police academy. I think it more likely the headline would be about a citizen beating up a cop.
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Aug 30, 2014 18:15
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Magnus Gallant posted:Go work as a janitor in an office. You can't hurt anyone doing that. gently caress, work at night then no one will even see your worthless rear end. Ever try to walk across a floor that's been waxed too many times? Yeah, that's right.
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Aug 30, 2014 23:00
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Dude, even in his make-believe fakepost fantasy the baby isn't his because he never had sex with the girl because he has low sexual marketplace value (because he's a fat balding 20something with no personality other than impotent, whiny rage and a penchant for obsession over video games and anime). Actually, his low sexual marketplace value is because he's short and black, according to him.
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Aug 30, 2014 23:59
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lidnsya posted:Actually, his low sexual marketplace value is because he's short and black, according to him. And a tiny penis, according to him.
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Aug 31, 2014 03:13
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platedlizard posted:MadThad proved that black guys can be horrible weebo pedophiles as much as any white guy. This is going to sound racist, and that's because it kinda is but: black dudes love Dragon Ball Z. It hooks into the whole Bruce Lee/kung-fu connection.
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Aug 31, 2014 04:11
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StrangersInTheNight posted:This is going to sound racist, and that's because it kinda is but: black dudes love Dragon Ball Z. It hooks into the whole Bruce Lee/kung-fu connection. I've never experienced this.
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Aug 31, 2014 04:15
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lidnsya posted:he's short and black PT6A posted:a tiny penis So Gary Coleman wants to be a cop?
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Aug 31, 2014 04:17
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This doesn't really sound like the jon pop story, does it? It's just a bad loser story.
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Aug 31, 2014 22:11
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Just gonna leave a few choice quotes here before anyone starts feeling too bad for OP:4 The Cause posted:I know it's petty, but Christy Mack refuses to do interracial, so when her WHITE boyfriend brutalized her, I kinda smirkerd when I heard the news. Um I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda glad you're not gonna become a cop. Wonder how he feels about Christy Mack's Kickstarter? 4 The Cause posted:This is so loving disgusting. Their is some black girl in the ghetto trying to make it out who deserves that money, but this racist whore gets it all to spend on cocaine and more tit jobs. I understand domestic violence. 4 The Cause posted:I found a picture of some generic white boys on google, and built a profile around it. After chatting the girls and making plans, I revealed my true self and shamed them for being racist. Most of them just stopped responding, but a few did apologize. I am so sick of the sexual racism in this country. Yeah usually when chicks find out the guy they have been talking to is using a fake name and profile, they respond in a very positive manner. These bitches are so racist, right? I'm thinking you are a troll, but if you're not then please keep posting so I can laugh at your self made problems and well deserved misery. GAPO fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Sep 2, 2014 14:30
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I like how every time he reregs he bitches about never ever getting laid, but then he's like "the baby's probably not mine." Because I guess girls can get pregnant from creepy stares now?GAPO posted:Yeah usually when chicks find out the guy they have been talking to is using a fake name and profile, they respond in a very positive manner. These bitches are so racist, right? He literally thinks all white women are terrified of him only because he's black, with his proof being that they cover up when they notice him looking down their shirts to stare at their boobs. Because I guess they'd be totally OK with it if he was white!
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Sep 2, 2014 17:15
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Kimmalah posted:I like how every time he reregs he bitches about never ever getting laid, but then he's like "the baby's probably not mine." Because I guess girls can get pregnant from creepy stares now? In My White Experience This Is True.
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Sep 2, 2014 18:08
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paco650 posted:In My White Experience This Is True. In my white woman experience it is not.  In any case I still think we can agree that his dating site ruse is stupid and hilariously bad. Kimmalah fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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Sep 2, 2014 18:14
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Kimmalah posted:In my white woman experience it is not. Would've worked better had he posed as a handsome, well-liked and successful black man, perhaps the kind OP aspires to be one day.
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Sep 2, 2014 19:19
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Magnus Gallant posted:I've never experienced this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
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Sep 3, 2014 01:53
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GAPO posted:Just gonna leave a few choice quotes here before anyone starts feeling too bad for OP: This is the lowest form of posting. Kimmalah posted:I like how every time he reregs he bitches about never ever getting laid, but then he's like "the baby's probably not mine." Because I guess girls can get pregnant from creepy stares now? You don't know me. I would never tell you how a white woman should feel, so please don't tell me how a black man should feel. I face sexual racism from white women every single day. They strut around in their boy shorts shaking their rear end for all the white boys in the yard, but as soon as I take a peek they start to cover up and walk faster. I am not a rapist. I am not an animal. I am a black MAN!
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Sep 3, 2014 02:49
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Dude, even in his make-believe fakepost fantasy the baby isn't his because he never had sex with the girl because he has low sexual marketplace value (because he's a fat balding 20something with no personality other than impotent, whiny rage and a penchant for obsession over video games and anime). We had sex, but I would always have to giver her things, money, weed, beer, let her use my car. It was basically prostitution.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:07
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Party Next Door posted:We had sex, but I would always have to giver her things, money, weed, beer, let her use my car. It was basically prostitution. Wait so did you rereg?
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Sep 3, 2014 03:10
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Magnus Gallant posted:Wait so did you rereg? Yes 4 the cause is out until mid September.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:13
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Party Next Door posted:Yes 4 the cause is out until mid September. Oh. Lissen there plenty of dudes who girls don't want attention from of all different races. You just happen to be one of those guys.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:14
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Magnus Gallant posted:Oh. Lissen there plenty of dudes who girls don't want attention from of all different races. You just happen to be one of those guys. It wouldn't bother me, if it was something I could control. But I can not do anything about my black skin and negroid features. This is what I am judged by. Something I have no control over.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:18
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Party Next Door posted:It wouldn't bother me, if it was something I could control. But I can not do anything about my black skin and negroid features. This is what I am judged by. Something I have no control over. You have a terrible perception of yourself, and reality. It must suck to live inside your head 24/7
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Sep 3, 2014 03:26
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Magnus Gallant posted:You have a terrible perception of yourself, and reality. It must suck to live inside your head 24/7 It does. Short fat and black is no way to go through American life. If you were serious about helping me, you help me find a girl in the Tampa area to take out and romance.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:33
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Party Next Door posted:It wouldn't bother me, if it was something I could control. But I can not do anything about my black skin and negroid features. This is what I am judged by. Something I have no control over. My strong Northern genes allow me to grow tremendous, luxurious facial hair, and I am judged constantly for it.
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Party Next Door posted:It does. Short fat and black is no way to go through American life. If you were serious about helping me, you help me find a girl in the Tampa area to take out and romance. No one can outright help you. You have to help yourself. Start by getting a full time job. Smoking weed and drinking beer is terrible for your external view of yourself and also bad for your mental health and internal organs. So maybe quit doing that Stop blaming others, because at some point as a human above 22 years of age you have to start fending for yourself.
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