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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Ugleb posted:

I love the paint job on it but I still don't get the boutique sexy werewolf lady display piece thing.




If you're a furry that's basically the equivalent of an anime figurine. I think it's something you're either wired for or you're not.

Except the character is obviously of age, so it's actually better than a lot of anime figurines.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

The book and skeleton are technically naked too.

From this angle, we can't tell if the book has a jacket. :haw:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Mouse Business posted:

I've got the little skeleton imp with a candle on a stick and, I'm not going to lie, I love him with all my heart.

My favorite mini along those lines is an rear end with bat wings, courtesy this kickstarter and also liquor.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Silver John posted:

I’ve found it, the perfect model kit

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/xboCaGp.png[img]

[Img]https://i.imgur.com/uVRWsYV.jpg[img]

Quoting this bbcode fuckup for posterity :v:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Tin Tim posted:

Sculpt a giant top hat over the girl and problem solved

The girl is presumably a separate piece. Even if she's not you can probably snip her off so the hat doesn't have to be too big.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

That model is some cursed "Tell Tale Heart"/ Brady Bunch Tiki Idol poo poo tho that will wind up showing up in a bitz box you bought on eBay 10 years from now.

I can only hope

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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ilikedirt posted:

Im gonna be that guy and suggest that it might not, in fact, be very cool to use your own human teeth while gaming, because its actually gross

Why?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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TK_Nyarlathotep posted:

these are the tales of the skeleton milkers

You ever open a bunch of threads in different tabs, get distracted, then come back to a tab where you don't remember what thread you're looking at?

What I'm getting at is that this post made my morning.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm the buck teeth

I think they're supposed to be Nosferatu style fangs, like what real vampire bats have.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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darkwasthenight posted:

Who need they sphussy ate?

Edit: oh god no I fat finger upvoted it

Whenever I see catpeople posing like real cats, like the one on the right, I imagine them doing other cat stuff, like climbing onto my bed in the middle of the night and screaming for no reason, or knocking poo poo off tables.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Electric Hobo posted:

This reminded me of something, so I had to go to youtube to make sure I wasn't crazy. Turns out I'm not, D4 actually does exist, and it's weird as hell.
https://youtu.be/aH-hnZMh69A

:cabot:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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chin up everything sucks posted:

Holy poo poo they painted plaid. I am in awe. I tried it once and dear god is it hard to make it look like anything other than a complete mess.

Yeah. Even with tape it's a huge pain in the rear end. I gave up partway through trying to apply ambush plaid to a Tiger and just painted the thing dunkelgelb.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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grate deceiver posted:

I just don't get it man. Why can't these people just watch porn. We live in a world where hi-def loving and sucking is two clicks away at all times, in any possible configuration, for free. What could you possibly get out of a figurine that you can't get from porn. Do they know it's legal to jerk off?

Maybe they get off on the idea of women being reduced to literal objects, to be handled and altered at their whim and placed in little scenes, unable to leave.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Skunkduster over in the Scale Modeling thread uses a stereo-microscope for painting small stuff. Great for minis, or photo-etch pieces on models.

There are also various head-mounted magnification dealies for sale. I'd advise ones with glass lenses even if there's a bit of a price premium. The plastic ones get hosed up too easily.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Does anyone make an abu hajar mini?

If anyone finds one let me know so I can get one to go with the Meng technical model I'm converting into this:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

What’s going on here?

Dude getting cut in half with laser eyes.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Ugleb posted:

There is so much to parse here.

6 degrees of separation.

Teenage comission artist.

Making good money off regular furry commissions.

From other kids at school.

So at this school kids have money to burn and there is a big furry scene?

And the parents of the artist are turning a blind eye to the porn art as she is making good money?

You're making a lot of assumptions. It could be, like, two customers at school and every other commission is from online. It could also be that 100% of the porn commissions are online, or that the porn art is for fun and the commissions are all clean. :shrug:

And I assume if you have a serious art kid then them drawing smut is basically as guaranteed as a teenager looking at smut.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Z the IVth posted:

Do 3d sculpting. Use free assets, pirate other creators stls. Make some titty minis and rake in that sweet Patreon cash from horny nerds.

Alternatively, find a weird-rear end niche and milk it for all it's worth. :haw:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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That one's actually inspired by a Canadian novel. Easy excuse to make.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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That was a humorous reference to the novel Bear, wherein the main character tries to gently caress the bear.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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That pose went seriously viral in the, ahem, bespoke digital art world and I have no idea what started it.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Samovar posted:

It's like the RDR2 horse bollocks. Yes, it may be realistic. But why does it need to be there?

It's not like horses' ears have any effect on gameplay, so why not leave the ears out? :colbert:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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rantmo posted:

All of the horses in Warhorse and Hordes are male and are sculpted as to avoid any confusion about that for some loving reason.

Gee, do you think this reflects some aspect of our cultural relationship with war!

It's also partly a result of the same line of thinking that made male junk common in art during an era where female figures were carefully posed to avoid any visible details. There are lots of people who would go "lol dick and balls" at male critters but act like visibly female critters are innately sexualized.

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jan 20, 2022

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Some of the monsters (some) are cool and I'd like to use them in D&D or whatever, but not at the price they go for, and certainly not straight from the company. Because literally every female mini has something gross about it. I'm going through the wiki right now and the mildest examples are still really egregious because they have male counterparts that are wearing pants, aren't pregnant, etc.

And as near as I can tell the anatomically correct monsters (that aren't made from disembodied woman parts) are all male, which has...implications.

Edit: why is there a kingdom death sexy santa clause?!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Terrible Opinions posted:

The monster vaginas are all in expansion packs that require extra purchases. Which has different, still bad, implications.

Curiosity is killing me but I've wasted enough time on this poo poo.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Ugleb posted:

I can't recall the name of it and I'm pretty sure it is way back in this thread somewhere, but there is a penis monster (made of dongs) with several nude pregnant women kneeling around it. And I'm pretty sure they are attached by umbilical cords.

So, yeah.

There's actually a couple of those.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Eediot Jedi posted:

Honestly wouldn't look twice at that. 3d printing has no shame, if they wanted sexy rat it'd be tight rope bondage titties and more than the ankles exposed.

Same. She's fully clothed, and none of her clothing appears laminated on.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Improbable Lobster posted:

Whenever I see a "sexy" furry I inevitably imagine that they must shed a lot of hair

I wonder how long it would take to get clean if I had to shampoo and brush my everything.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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I've never been particularly into Warhammer but I always interpreted the lore about the emperor as like 99% in-universe nonsense. Like, he never guided ships through the warp, sacrificing psychers at the golden throne doesn't really do anything, it's all just their stupid, messed up religion.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Bucnasti posted:

But it's not like they just line up 1000 kids straight off the ship and shoot them in the head right?
I assumed they plugged all of them into some sort of machine (or something) to put them to work maintaining the astronomicon, and that 1000 of them burned out each day.

I assumed the psychers were tossed into a big blender and fed through the emperor's feeding tube as nutrient paste.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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darkwasthenight posted:

Big E has canon wiped out billions for reasons like "smiled at an alien once" or "didn't burn enough witches" even when he was in benevolent Great Crusade mode, so I'm not sure that "also was Hitler maybe" is any more of a demerit than was already written into his characterisation tbh.

I was partly joking, by my point was that if all the source books are in-universe--and thus fallible--it could be those purges didn't actually happen and it's just what the current imperium would have done.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

not only is the keyboard gross, it's just a bizarre way to take a picture

Note the trash next to the keyboard. I think they were in their computer chair and that's the least gross way to take the picture without getting up or moving stuff

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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TotalHell posted:

Why do I have a vague and deeply unpleasant memory of a keyboard cum banme post.

I clicked on that thread totally organically and man, what a ride.

Then the parody from a different shsc goon who used a candy bar instead of a dick made me laugh my rear end off.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Just found this wererat matriarch on the reaper site

Really you can just set the filter to female and let the cringe wash over you.

Edit: oh my god they have an entire titty zodiac

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Mar 23, 2022

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Moola posted:

this is such a specific reference but I love it lol

Yeah, it makes me want to saw off a mini's head and replace it with the big exclamation point from Morrowind.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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TotalHell posted:

I’m sharing this link to a Reddit post because 1) it’s a well-sculpted but very horny mini

:nws: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrintedMinis/comments/tz0fkq/the_siren/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf :nws:

but more for 2) the comment chain that happens on these kinds of minis



quote:

Excellent question. The answer is neither. The human-like breasts and buttocks-like region of the tail fin are examples of aggressive mimicry- a predator adopting the physiological and behavioral traits of its prey in order to disguise itself among them.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Ugleb posted:

Apparently I have to install the Reddit app to verify my age. I got this far without a Reddit account, so nope!

You can just set the browser to desktop mode. That stupid blocker only shows for mobile.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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GURPS

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

finally, a mini for thirsty collectors like me



I'm imagining this thing doing deliveries. Like, it trundles up to a condo, delicately presses the doorbell with its chainsword, then fires a can of hazy triple IPA through the skull of the guy who answers the door.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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seriously, guys, rehost reddit stuff instead of just linking

Reddit removes posts as the standard mod action so anything interesting is liable to disappear

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