Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Indolent Bastard posted:

He can be saved (if you want to). It would make a great experiment actually, so send him to me.

You'll go to strip the paint, only to find that there's no actual plastic in there. It's just paint, all the way down.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 16:55

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:39

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Honestly, a wash and a highlight layer on the skintones and those would be perfectly serviceable, table-top quality paintjobs.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 17:23

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Zark the Damned posted:

News just in, Forgeworld are now producing their own power armoured Scrunts

I quite like this guy, but he's got the same problem as the Centurions do - the groin plates make his legs look stumpy and it throws off the proportions.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 15:01

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

You're all crazy, the head sculpt is the best part of that miniature. gently caress all those perfect angelic marines, this guy has seen some poo poo.

Plus he's a walking PSA. WEAR A HELMET, KIDS.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 15:37

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

ineptmule posted:

No way dude that is rad. Buff sleeveless marines driving a typhoon rocket truck is the coolest idea.

They look like a couple of cool dudes having a good time

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 23:53

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

SRM posted:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 17:03

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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

The paint job on that Freddy Mercury is incredible.

It's a kind of magic

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 18:33

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Esser-Z posted:

poo poo, now I want an actual Freddie Mercury mini.

You can get one, but it's 54mm scale.

http://www.kingsfigurines.com/crbst_6.html

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 10:00

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

JcDent posted:

This owns.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 11:36

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Slimnoid posted:

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

Wrong thread, these own.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 16:29

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Can't wait to get my hands on that huge rigid cannon and the two bulbous missle pods at the base.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 11:23

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

JcDent posted:

Yeah, only the rocket launchers and the wents stand out.

Besides the horrible decision to buy GW.

The head is WAY too far back, it needs to be moved forward to be more in line with the shoulders.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 14:20

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Moola posted:

I dont know what I am...

Moola posted:

hey kid ima skull

stop all the animein

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 15:58

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

AndyElusive posted:

Also from eBay.

Best to just leave it on eBay.

Holy poo poo, it's Killface

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 18:29

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

SRM posted:

Yeah sorry, these own

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 09:42

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Colonial Air Force posted:

The models are fine (for what they are), the painting in the guide is utter garbage.

The camospecs.com website isn't as bad, though, so I can't get examples.

Scan it if you can, the world needs to see this.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 16:06

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Moola posted:

were all going to die eventually

could be next year

could be tomorrow

death is certain my friends

Don't think of it as dying, think of it as unleashing your inner skelly

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 04:25

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

SRM posted:

owns

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 02:49

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

BULBASAUR posted:

Personally I could care less, provided it's not a swastika themed hitler army and the dude roleplayed the entire time

Yeah but at least then he'd be a lovely general and kill himself when he lost

# ¿ May 19, 2016 23:58

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Ugleb posted:

Thought I might submit a bit of my own work for your consideration today, so I'm cross posting from the oath thread.

After I decided to try my hand at African skin tones and opted to do the hair peroxide blonde... 'Credit' to my wife for making the film connection then I just had to paint it!

#sorrynotsorry :P

This is fine dude, doesn't belong in this thread.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 23:41

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Len posted:

Twister is a sex toy masquerading as an all ages game I think.

JcDent posted:

The game itself I'd say is more about being brooding, dark, "the world hates you/people are poo poo" stuff like Genocyber with some wanking on the side. Too depressing for me.

Your Twister house rules must be off the loving chain

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 12:19

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

mcjomar posted:

My latest effort at 54mm

Honestly, your stuff doesn't belong here, post it in the painting thread!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 09:23

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Silhouette posted:

BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 10:47

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Hamshot posted:

Oh yeah, the effort put into that guy was a lot, but there's a good reason they redesigned the knights and didn't just copy them straight from the old epic models.

I think the same guy made this boy

Gimmie a high 5 3!

These are doofy and amazing :allears:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 12:35

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Nebalebadingdong posted:

someone was asking which familiar to use

i guess you can get a spell book that wears lingerie and has a vagina

Use the bear

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 09:54

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Manuel Calavera posted:

What if it's the second biggest monkey skull you've ever seen?

To become a Space Marine, ye must first complete...
THE THREE TRIALS!
THE THREE TRIALS!
THE THREE TRIALS!

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 04:08

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SteelMentor posted:

These are rad as hell

# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 00:54

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Moola posted:

Sudden confused chanting begins

SLAM SECTOR!??

GIMME
DANGER

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 16:49

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Jawnycat posted:

I can't hate these, they look like every 10yr-olds first paint job

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 15:35

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

hell yeah

Nebalebadingdong posted:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 23:01

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Moola posted:

# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 22:58

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Moola posted:

Everything about this is :perfect:

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 23:55

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hard counter posted:

yeah in particular i recognize ~*female warrior gabs*~ and ~*female warrior jayne*~ except with jetpacks glued on

That Necron's still functioning and he's not even mad, because of how cool this poo poo is

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 20:06

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Moola posted:

Owns

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 23:45

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Good to see Doctor Bong still getting work.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 13:59

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

rad as hell

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 23:26

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Lord Hypnostache posted:

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to reference D-Va from Overwatch. I'm not sure if this makes it better or worse.

DVA's mech in no way has boobs tho

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 12:05

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Schadenboner posted:

I think it might be a combination troll of the "Pin-up" label that Wargame Exclusive slaps on most of the worst of their stuff and a reference to this page from the Eagle Ordinary Adepticon 2017 Coloring Book?