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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Rad as gently caress. :stare:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
An actual bird skull? Hollismason rides again.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
:wtc: This... This sure is something. I'm not sure what though.


Hahahaha

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Imagine those Space Crusade tit models painted by the typical sort of troll-man that'd by that stuff. Just imagine what those would look like when completed.

:shepface:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Quest Jefferson posted:

Thankfully, the wang is an aftermarket addition, the junk is absent from the stock model.


This is still a weird, wonky model. The pose and proportions seem really off.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

were all going to die eventually

could be next year

could be tomorrow

death is certain my friends
Agreed.


This is me.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I like the little, pink frosting nurgling. :3:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
.... Hollismason..?

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Frobbe posted:

IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK, BOX TURRET WITH TP ROLL EDITION



Excuse me, but that cannon is clearly made out of a PVC pipe.
:goonsay:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
LENIN MAUSOLEUM TITAN kind of rules. The rest? Not so much. Like, he used leather swatches on that steed. :wtc: And then there's all of the linked items. I couldn't even tell what was going on with the "mutated" CSM squad.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Nah, this rules.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Frobbe posted:



FORWARD MY NOBLE STEED, UNTO BATTLE!

I have no problems with this.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

cyberia posted:

I don't know what's going on here but look at that goddamned scrunt marine on the right


Uh, that's just a regular marine with a chaos warrior helmet. Or am I missing something? :confused: It's a comparison shot.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Yeah, that jackalope rules.

It's pretty clear that designer has talent and some interesting ideas. It's sad to see it wasted on titty miniatures for weirdos.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Foxy grandma!

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Oct 31, 2009




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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I love that the Tigers of Veda can't just be the Tigers of Veda. They have to be the Fighting Tigers of Veda. It makes them sound like a high school football team. The Fightin' Tigers! Go Veda!

I too would like to know more about the depths of ham fan mail.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Chill la Chill posted:

I once got a tau forgeworld model from someone I later learned was doc thunder. I seem to remember taking it apart and keeping only the forgeworld bits since even his tau crisis suits had huge tits. I should mention that I only learned about the giant-tiddy tau when I opened it, but even at the time felt it was something you should probably tell your potential buyer.
How did it feel to brush with internet stardom?

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Oct 31, 2009




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SRM posted:

I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!
It is always cold in Siberia.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Seriously? I know it's played out, but come on. Wrong thread.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
The Doc Thunder market is booming.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I wonder what that costume would look like if a real fatham wore it.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Checks out.

I love that model. :allears:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Lord Hypnostache posted:

I see the eyes have been converted to make them easier to paint. We're looking at a Golden Demon winner here.
You and I think alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayBHOhucf0

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Why would you mock the belt when the face is right there?

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Lord Hypnostache posted:

It's stuff like this that saddens me. This is pretty cool Mechanicus conversion, it captures that weird science 40k wibe, but then the composition is ruined by giant green stuff titties.
The model isn't a conversion other than the green stuff boobs. It's an official 40k model.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

working mom posted:

:wtc: GW. do you have a link to the original model? or a name, its weird looking anyway at that angle

Here you go:


You can also find a full 360 degree view of this guy on GW's site.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Gathering-Storm-Triumvirate-of-the-Imperium

Edit: Beaten :argh:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

JcDent posted:

That would make sense, because the limbs look robotic to me. It's either that, or rowboat has Slenderman limbs.

EDIT: Photoshop finds a use for Girlyman


I've been saying he'd look way better with the typical Ultramarine pteruges and a cape and, goddamnit, I'm right. The model as-is has way too much empty space and looks like dogshit.


lokipunk posted:

He does have torch feet :swoon:
Nah, they're a part of the base, not his ankles.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
The Emperor isn't going to appear in 40k (as far as I can guess). In 30k, however, the Custodes rules are out and while he doesn't have rules yet, he's name-dropped in a rule as some basic future-proofing. He'll likely appear in a book about the Siege of Terra, but chaos will have super Horus so whatever. They'll probably each be like 1000 points each and will never see the table outside of ridiculous apocalypse games.

40k-proper is having all sorts of bullshit happening right now. Cadia's been blown up, Biel-Tan wrecked, and the Eldar death god's waking up. Next up, Guilliman's coming back which is likely just the start of loyalist primarchs returning. Similarly, Magnus is probably the first of the traitor primarchs. poo poo's hosed and is going to get dumb as hell.

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer


Awuuuu

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Oct 31, 2009




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Oct 31, 2009




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SRM posted:

gently caress, someone did it before me
:rip: SRM

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Oct 31, 2009




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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

What's wrong with enamels? Most of the paints I've used have been Humbrol enamels and they look fine to me. Only thing that sucks is having to clean up with turps rather than water.
:frogon:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I was looking for some ideas for a Red Terror conversion and stumbled across something...




Just look at those gaunts.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Oct 31, 2009




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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

Its not really like high art or anything. Its just a mix of "SO RANDOM" that the kids think is the height of humor these days, combined with playing with genre expectations and just pushing it further and further into the unexpected and uncomfortable. Basically Tim and Eric stuff.

The joke is it just keeps going and the song never ends or resolves. At first it looks like its just gonna go on the same, but then it starts changing a lot. Then there's further meta-humor and fourth-wall-breaking because the one creepy rapist guy keeps showing up in every skit and then everything ends horribly.

But there's not really anything to "get" its just a video that's playing with expectations to surprise you and make you a little uncomfortable.

I laughed at it a bit the first time just seeing how far they'd take it but its not really all that funny.
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you got
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When it comes to me and you
and him and her and the baby too
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They saying goes it'll spoil the broth
Honey I think that's not true
Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they fill our hearts with so much so much Love
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A family is like a soup
Everyone adds an extra scoop
Mix an ounce of smile so sweet
A dash of cool to add the heat, and you got
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It takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
And him and Steve from corporate too
Too many cooks it's true
The saying goes it'll spoil the broth
Honey I think that's not true
Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they fill our hearts with so much so much love (soo much love)
Fill our hearts with love (with love)
Too many cooks
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Takes a lot to make a stew
I couldn't face these streets without you
A dash of crime to add some spice
The city's like a pressure cooker turned up to high
(too many cooks)
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But that's not the american way--too many cooks
Too many cooks will serve a helping of freedom
And resist the forces of evil
(too many cooks)
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A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you got
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cooks,
too many cooks, too many
Takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
And him and her and baby too
Too many cooks it's true
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(too many cooks)
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It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you got.
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
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It takes a lot to make a stew
When it's made of me and you
And him and her and the baby too
Too many cooks it's true
This is the story of C.O.O.K.S
Cybernetic, Operational, Optimized, Knights of Science
Defending humanity against
Beast Rebels Of The Hellscape
When it comes to the future
You can never have, too many COOKS
(too many cooks)
(too many cooks)
(too many cooks)
You can't talk that way, that's your sister
That's a fine how do ya do,
laughtrack
Oh look at the neighbors,
I'm not gonna fit in here, haha
This is the worst case of intronitus I've ever seen
You can ever hear the theme music
And the thing is, we have no idea how contagious this strain is
Now look.
Make a stew
A pinch of salt and and laughter too, (no)
Scoup of kids to add the spice (no)
A dash of love to make it nice (kill me) and you got
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
Too many cooks, too many cooks, (KILL ME)
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
To make a stew,
Especially when it's me and you, fill our hearts
With so much love
Too many cooks
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Too many cooks, too many--
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Takes a lot to make a stew
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Especially when it's me and you
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
And him and her and baby too
(Too many cooks, too many cooks,)
Too many cooks it's true
Takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when it's me and you
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
Too many cooks,
Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they fill our hearts with so much so much love
Fill our hearts with love (so much love)
Fill our hearts with love (too many cooks)
Fill our hearts with love
Honey I'm home/Too many cooks
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
Too many cooks, too many cooks,
It takes a

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Stupid, sexy Boba Fett :argh:

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Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer


Supposedly some nerd's attempt at an admech army way before they got a real book, using Grey Knights rules. I don't understand how they got the blends/transitions on those swords so well and then completely hosed up everything else. That off-center mechanicum logo on the rhino? It's paper.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Zark the Damned posted:

Is it possible those guys are just highly WIP and the painter started with the swords?
I think you know the answer to this question.

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