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TheOneOutside posted:Wrong thread, now I want to make a set of communist themed HQ choices for my Orks. Great. Now I have to get back into Warhammer/40k just so I can make some kind of Nationalist/RoC/Chiang Kai-sheck themed army in response to this one.
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Len posted:http://www.mierce-miniatures.com/index.php?act=pro&pre=mrm_dkl_ysn_kys_mbs_501_000 Why is it so much more on coolminiornot? Why is it that every time there is a minis line called "Dark [x]" it's basically SM/T&A "fantasy battles"? It's like an unofficial trigger word: "Dark" = "The basement where the nerds who buy this are secretly wanking over it."
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Kibner posted:I think this thread has more or less just turned into "post the most remarkable minis". Which is completely fine by me. Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the flaming blue dick of Tzeentch: Remarkable Minis Thread.
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w00tmonger posted:looks good. The aesthetic might be a bit out of place for 40k, but this is high science fiction as poo poo I've been out of the game for a while, but wouldn't this fit in with "pre-heresy" 40k? A lot of art work or conversions I've seen tend to have this similar Art Deco/Dieselpunk sort of vibe going for it, and this seems it wouldn't be out of place for it. My only gripe is the arms and legs look just a tad too spindly.
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JcDent posted:I wonder if I should try and sell my guardsmen and claim them pro-painted, maybe make some money. Hey guys, let's make a Space Marine chapter that's all about the Confederate Flag. But instead of being a bunch of beer-swilling, flag wavin', xenophobic red necks, we'll instead base their entire story on all the worst aspects of the C.S.A., plus some terrible and awful stereotypes, including a chapter master in a white hood (and poorly converted beakie). No, this isn't a parody army, why do you ask?
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ghetto wormhole posted:there aren't any good parts of the CSA sorry I didn't say there were. But you can have parts that are still comparatively worse than others. I'll be careful not to come across as an apologist next time. El Estrago Bonito posted:They had OK taste in guns I guess? Outside of the personal hunting firearms some brought; no those were pretty poo poo, too. JcDent posted:Wouldn't terrible and awful stereotypes count as parody? You'd think so, but this guy seems to be playing it seriously.
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Pierzak posted:Oh, and a local thing. I admire the creativity but not the fact that he considers it appropriate to field in a tournament Wow someone seriously bought one of those and put it on a table? What the hell?
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Colonial Air Force posted:http://www.themodellingnews.com/2015/03/construction-review-masterbox-35157.html I have mixed feelings on this. Perhaps it's bias from being a historicals player leaking in, but it doesn't seem as bad as some of the other lot we've seen, what with all the rapey demon "dark dork fantasies". I mean, it's still tits on a mini, but I just don't feel offended by this compared to, say, the naked slave ammo carrier from a page or two ago. Like, I would've expected this scene in a 70's movie about WWII. JcDent posted:Come to the GW Death Thread. Where Leperflesh is factual and funny, TCM is mostly funny. Don't know about his factual-ness, but does it really matter? I've been meaning to get in on that, perhaps I will check it out finally.
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Well, to be a little fair, while it's not dicks, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=captain-kev~hfsf101&category=sci%252dfi-%26%0D%0Aweird-war~sci%252dfi-humans Also, realistic depictions of goons: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=tony~hfa026&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=gruff~hfa067&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers Ah, who am I kidding. All of their female models are cheesecake as all hell. But, then again, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=gareth~hfa115&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers
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Zark the Damned posted:The do have some dicks... http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=bugharoth~hfm004&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-monsters-%26-animals Went down the rabbit hole. Did not disappoint. Here's a dick in more than one sense: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=oberon~hfx015&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-daemonettes%2Ffaerie
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Ugleb posted:I both love them and don't want to own them. I don't know. That guy in the banana suit is just too good to pass up.
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I get that the KV-2 is super popular, but this is a little silly.
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Slimnoid posted:And uh some sort of blonde fleshy boob-dragon I guess And this is the arch-demon Sarah, uh, Saratan! She's inspired by my EX-GIRLFRIEND, WHAT A F*KING B*TCH! THAT'S RIGHT SARAH, F*K YOU, YOU STUPID oval office! I'LL PLAY MY GAMES! AND I DON'T BATHE BECAUSE I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION! Sorry, but as I was saying, the big mouth with huge teeth model the FACT THAT YOU CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT EVERYTHING! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING, WHY!?! AND BIG TEETH, F*KING MAN EATER! YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME, SARAH! Yeah, so, uh, that's my demon lord. MRW4Lyfe.
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JcDent posted:and the amazing Tauran tank gently caress your tank, this here is the poo poo: http://mjfigures.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=553 Again, 15mm, but hell I'd buy a few if I was still playing FoW regularly. May still get a few for when I get back into it.
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JcDent posted:Can't find the festive Rhine, so here's some kingdom death from 4Chan: Is this modified? Because I'm not sure that's how one would go about holding a sword like that. If that's suppose to be a sword. I know it's a lame thing to pick on, considering Kingdom Death's cheesecake being low hanging fruit (no pun intended), but I figured it was a better thing to dwell on than whether or not the owner painted with one hand.
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osirisisdead posted:From the bad 40k thread: Wait, is this poo poo an official model?
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Safety Factor posted:I know this is the wrong thread for these, but I wasn't sure where else to put them. Scruppets? Muppunts? Has science finally gone too far?!?
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Enentol posted:L@@K Well-Painted CUSTOM TAU RIPTIDE I'm laughing at the use of bear guy. But for that money I'll just buy a NIB unassembled kit, tyvm.
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moths posted:I didn't pay any HALO after the first one, so I have no idea of these sex toys are actually indicative of a Covenant fleet: There's a Halo space ship game? Is it any good? I've been thinking about getting into xwangs, but I really prefer space-ship battles, and have been debating going in on Armada or holding out for Dropfleet Commander, as I've got a ton of BFG stuff and have heard rumors that poo poo might work together (or if not, I'll make it!). CovfefeCatCafe fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Really Pants posted:It's actually a really complicated optical illusion, sort of like this Except there's no way her right hand is attached to her right arm. Not like that anyways. The nun thing, not the kid doing whatever that's called.
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A picture of literal Nazis on the top of page 88. Well done, goons, well done.
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enrious posted:We can do worse, buddy. I'm trying to look for more 40k Nazis, but just digging up people asking for advice on how to make 40k Nazis. It's a bit hilarious because for people so obsessed with Nazis they keep calling the balkenkreuz a "stylized iron cross" and not knowing the difference between the two. But then I feel bad for knowing the difference, though it's from being a historical grog not some Nazi obsessive.
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HardCoil posted:Why is it that people who do nazi orks are horrible weirdos, while people who do Soviet guardsmen are awesome? People who do "Soviet" guard are usually idiots who fall for the pop culture myth of the Soviet hordes, while most people who do anything Nazi-themed aren't doing it for parody. I'm the rear end in a top hat who would model his tanks to look like T34/85s with the propaganda slogans painted on the side. Actually, I'm lying. If I was going to do a WWII themed IG army, I would do Bersaglieri. 
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Terrible Opinions posted:I really wish that I lived where you do, in a nation apparently devoid of anime marxists. What magical land is devoid of nerd soviet apologists? Well, to be fair, where I live now there is no wargaming. No 40k, no FoW, nothing. Only a couple of board game cafes and a few model shops where people play D&D and M:TG. Outside of the occasional converted KV "Baneblade", I've never come across Stalinbos like Werabos, so feel free to post some Soviet-apologia unspiration, since that's what this thread is about.
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Decorus posted:Is it worse or better to paint your IG as actual Red Army/Wehrmacht/US Marines or to simply borrow the color palette and maybe do some light converting to create the 443rd Communist Planet Regiment with winged skulls and eagles where the stars and hammer-sickle combos should go? I think when you start painting swastikas or giant murals of Aryan Pride on the side of your Soviet iconography, at least in the west, will appear innocuous to the average passerby, and wouldn't raise an eyebrow except for the most groggiest of historical grogs if you started slapping pro-Stalin propaganda slogans on the sides of your Basically, different imagery and iconography are treated differently depending on how your local society is sensitive to/willing to tolerate it. Just be mindful of how others may perceive what you're doing, and don't pretend it was an accident when you paint the loving 3rd SS-Division Totenkopf. Also, black coat SS is loving boring for a battle field. Why the hell not fallshirmjagers? I'd love a chance to paint that cammo at 28mm level, but Warlord Games hates Taiwan for some reason. e: I type a lot and I type slow.
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No Pun Intended posted:I'd like to present to the board my thesis entitled Sexual dimorphism in fictional species and their representation in miniature ...in conclusion, as I have proven above, all females of any species, in order to maintain realism and verisimilitude, must display human/mammalian secondary sexual traits, including being smaller in stature; a thinner waist with large "birthing" hips, also known as the "hourglass" figure; softer and more "feminine" facial features; and a single pair of (preferably large so as to be easily recognizable at table top scale) breasts located on the chest area as they are on human females. Also, they should be posed in a manner that displays these features, as the character will appear "liberated" and be empowering for female gamers. Furthermore, *fart* e: Addendum 1: Non-living characters or races. Just because it's a robot doesn't mean there shouldn't be male and female robots. After all, even many females were turned into robots, and they probably remember being female and display such characteristics in some fleeting grasp of their humanity or identity as a former living being. See figures 1 and 2, titled "Female Revenant Titan 2":  
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Looks like a normal land raider to me. What'd he change? I think that's an IG tank commander instead of a Speesh Marine one. e: What happens when you take a tank that was designed by a company that doesn't understand tank design, and mod it further by someone who understands tank and general vehicle design even less? This:  I need to stop getting on the tops of pages, my reserve isn't very big. CovfefeCatCafe fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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JcDent posted:Used to be a Russ and some sort of static defence turret, yeah? Russ mounted wrong way around, front end from a Rhino, and this is the turret: http://maxmini.eu/heavy-weapons/anti-aircraft-gun-platform-heavy plus "lots of different bits from a lot of different kits." It's not a completely offensive model, though the brass barrel extensions bother me too much because of how much smaller they are than the actual modeled barrel.
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I don't fault him for building his own version of something GW makes. After all, if I was still sucking on their teat, I'd be building my own tanks from the ground up.
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Hauki posted:Yeah, I was looking at a few of his other models and was thinking of ordering some until I realized he did that poo poo. Now I'm not sure I want to support it. I'm wondering if this is the miniatures equivalent to how the Japanese comics industry works. Basically, if you want to break in, especially as an independent artist, you have to cut your teeth writing lovely porno-doujins until you get enough money/fan base to do a non-porno comic, and your first few comics are probably going to be borderline softcore poo poo until you've made enough of a name for yourself to finally write what you've been wanting to write, except now you'll have to compromise your vision because if you don't still include *something* perverted, all of those fans you built up from your porno days will turn on you and poison the well for all the non-perverted fans you're trying to capture.
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Is this just some guys random ideas, or is there some EU justification for these that I'm not aware of? The execution of fitting them together doesn't seem bad, but would probably be better if person was a better painter. Except this guy: because gently caress structures, I guess. A-wing with only a-spar to hold it on...
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Atlas Hugged posted:No, I get it and I've played plenty of RPGs where at the crucial moment I needed to hit and I missed or hope was lost and I got a critical hit and was back in the game. The big difference here is that I can save the game and replay battles I've lost, so if I get some bullshit RNG results, it's at most set me back 20 minutes. That's hugely different to getting stomped on for 2 hours because I can't get the dice to go my way. That, and aren't some rpgs are smart enough to realize if you attempt a certain fight more than once, it starts adjusting the RNG towards your favor?
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I just want people to stop trying to ruin Sisters of Battle. Games Workshop being the worst offender.
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:I mentioned this many pages ago, but I finally visited my parents house so I took a photo. This just proves my theory that Cold War tanks fit 40k's aesthetic better than 40k's own aesthetic (especially in regards to IG tanks).
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Kilo147 posted:People can move past it, and heal And I know it's often much harder on the woman than the tentacle monster...
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No Pun Intended posted:All boxed up and mostly in the closet In the closet, half the world away.
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An Angry Bug posted:He likes to watch. "ooooh, that's naughty. Very naughty. Yes, you're a naughty girl. Santa likes naughty girls." Star Man posted:Is that some kind of sex thing? Just in case you don't actually know: http://www.elfontheshelf.com/  ~*~Always watching~*~
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You know what we need? Southern apologia about the "Northern War of Aggression." From Facebook...  http://imgur.com/a/xNzr0 The conversion work on the scopedog looks nice, but seriously whythefuck? Of course, the comments on the Facebook thread are about what you'd expect, with one loan warrior of truth trying to speak to the MRW menace about states rights and otherwise being a slavery apologist.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals Battle-wangs don't bother me. Like, it's an odd thing to include, but I guess the lack of sexualization makes it okay. It got a chuckle out of me. A small rise if you will.
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