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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Updated with this weekend's standings and schedule. Colorado and Toronto are still falling off a cliff, Chivas and Montreal are (effectively) eliminated, Seattle has clinched a playoff spot, LA should clinch this weekend.




B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Double-posting the schedule:

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ROUND 28 - SEP 19 10:00PM EDT

Sep 19 10:00PM EDT	Real Salt Lake		v	Colorado Rapids		[NBCSN]

Sep 20 5:00PM EDT	Portland Timbers	v	Vancouver Whitecaps	[NBCSN]
Sep 20 7:00PM EDT	Philadelphia Union	v	Houston Dynamo
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	Columbus Crew		v	New England Revolution
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	Montreal Impact		v	San Jose Earthquakes
Sep 20 7:30PM EDT	New York Red Bulls	v	Seattle Sounders FC	[NBCSN]
Sep 20 8:30PM EDT	Chicago Fire		v	D.C. United
Sep 20 10:30PM EDT	LA Galaxy		v	FC Dallas		[SOTW*]

Sep 21 3:00PM EDT	Toronto FC		v	Chivas USA		[UniMas]

*Stream of the Week

binge crotching fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Sep 19, 2014

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Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Lovitz is motm already

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Lovitz is motm already

Idk, I never really found him that funny on SNL.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Shrapnig posted:

Idk, I never really found him that funny on SNL.

I have nothing but respect for a man that beat the poo poo out of Andy Dick

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Missed the first 20 minutes, and KC has already scored on NE.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Dear Pablo: stop keeping the few key people that aren't injured on the bench.

From: every Rapids fan.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

What a lucky bounce for Bunbury.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
That sick bounce

Bunbury still terrible though

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

With that red card, TFC is done in this game.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

SeaTard posted:

With that red card, TFC is done in this season.

FTFY

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
man, a win against KC would seriously help the Revs' playoff picture

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

13 year old girls posted:

man, a win against KC would seriously help the Revs' playoff picture

I would completely enjoy a New England win here as well.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

DR AIDS posted:

I would completely enjoy a New England win here as well.

Am I missing something here

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Am I missing something here

3 points!

Also, probably Supporters Shield enemies. Let's hope for a Chivas win tonight.

Tigren fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 4, 2014

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010


Yeah, TFC has looked awful recently and is going to be lucky if they make the playoffs at all.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Tigren posted:

3 points!

Also, probably Supporters Shield enemies. Let's hope for a Chivas win tonight.

Yep, gently caress DC, KC, and LA. And if Chivas beat us tonight I will be rather loving angry.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009

DR AIDS posted:

Yep, gently caress DC, KC, and LA. And if Chivas beat us tonight I will be rather loving angry.

Torres is suspended, no way is Chivas beating anyone.

Maybe if they were playing Montreal.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Philly are pretty cool and good

playoffs here we come, maybe?

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Zusi seems a bit perturbed right now

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Redczar posted:

Zusi seems a bit perturbed right now

Just a tad incensed I say.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
lee loving nguyen is my hero

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

13 year old girls posted:

lee loving nguyen is my hero

Dude has scored some absolute blasts this year.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Don't think KC is going to win this one.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

13 year old girls posted:

lee loving nguyen is my hero

You might even say he's some Nguyen :haw:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I love Dan Kennedy and want to have his babies, but if the Sounders don't score at least 2 tonight I'm going to be very disappointed.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Christ, the crowd behind Keller/Fletcher during this preview segment is...depressing (assuming it's live).

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Chivas USA have failed to score in their past six matches, which is the longest current streak in major worldwide top flight soccer.

Tigren fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 4, 2014

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Christ, the crowd behind Keller/Fletcher during this preview segment is...depressing (assuming it's live).

It's a Wednesday home game for Chivas, if there are 500 people there I would be surprised.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Gigi Galli posted:

You might even say he's some Nguyen :haw:

Nguyen's been so, so good this year. Best guy on the team by a mile. And Zusi was being a huge brat all night. Dude was mad.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

And there we go.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Took us long enough.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Hurtado just saved another goal there, he may be old be he still has great positioning.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I thought that was going to go in because it seems like most of the time I've seen Dan Kennedy this year the ball is getting chipped over his head for a goal.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Deuce/Martins trying to pull a Landon/Keano. Even though I don't want Seattle to win, it's fun to watch Chivas USA get picked apart so easily.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Hoover Dam posted:

Nguyen's been so, so good this year. Best guy on the team by a mile. And Zusi was being a huge brat all night. Dude was mad.

Yeah, he's definitely my player of the season for the Revs anyway.

Is he capped to the United States yet? If he isn't I'm surprised Vietnam hasn't called him up.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Basically

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Man, Chivas loving sucks so bad.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

It's crazy that it could really easily be 5-0 already, and we're only 20 minutes in.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I think I might actually turn this off if it gets to 3-0 this half.

Free Dan Kennedy.

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