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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>pledge allegiance to Melek Taus

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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>Now pledge allegiance to Melek Taus the Peacock Angel

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

ThePutty posted:

> debate islamic theology with the guard, call him a dirty kuffar as well

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

criticize his weaponry in minute detail

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012




Then > declare yourself the emperor of mankind and Isis your loyal space marines

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

THS posted:

>pray and invoke the intercession of the yazidi angel Melek Taus

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

>fall to your knees and praise Allah for delivering you from the tent

but that was Melek Taus, not Allah

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Vaginaface posted:

> Caro ex machina

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Caro was a schizophrenic goon who traveled to libya to act as a medic and sniper. He then later tried to enter Syria and sources claim that he was last seen half-starved and begging for death in a Syrian government torture-prison with a scary name.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Philosopher King posted:

•>shake caro's hand, maybe true sight will help clear his mind

•>Do a donut while Caro sprays lead everywhere

Do both.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

the_steve posted:

Tell Caro we have an even better idea: we're going to go to the mountain.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

wilderthanmild posted:

From before the current round of voting but...

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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>Demand that he reveals the location of the Metal Gear

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