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recent episode he talks about how he pukes whenever he drinks i.e. more than your average bulemic person. including once in a japanese taxi right before meeting swery (i think, maybe he said suda51) to talk about wwe wrestling. the fat guy was like "why are you drinking on the job, dan?" and dan said that this was a side project and therefore being totally wasted was fine.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 16:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:05 |
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Jackie D posted:dan is cool a greed
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 16:46 |
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matrix ripoff posted:glad i'm too loving old and uncool to know who the gently caress dan ryckert is Don't worry, he will be dead soon. this is a man that throws hot food into the freezer because he cooks like 6 whole chickens every week for himself at the same time and then defrosts them in a really unsafe way
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 09:32 |
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dan once opened the door in a drunken haze because a loud noise disturbed his return of the jedi experience and found himself in the middle of a kansas downburst storm watching his neighbors roof fly off. He turned around into his apartment with blacked out windows and went to bed for 12 hours. He also once catfished 2 dozen jerks that made him mad on the internet and got them all to show up somewhere dressed the same to meet a woman that wasn't real.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 19:50 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:i remember this story, but from another podcast. was that dan? what podcast did he tell that on? he mentions it this week and says to go find the 2011 cast that he guested on where he went into detail
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 20:02 |
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mod sassinator posted:wow I was expecting to see something like this: he overcooks cooks the eggs on high for 90+ seconds before putting fully chilled pizza rolls on top and then cooking for another who knows how long. the bottom of the thing was black. just be glad the pam didn't explode in his face when he sprayed it onto the lit stove.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 06:45 |
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Dan Ryckert is homer simpson. who among you is his frank grimes?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 01:46 |
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Dan Ryckert was George Clinton's personal camera man and driver during a parliament show in Kansas city. During the night 18 year old dan took George to buy drugs and partied in his hotel room. This was as a personal favor to George for playing a mob boss in his amateur film. Dan mantains a relationship with George's people and gets free tickets to p-funk shows when he wants.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 20:10 |
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Jackie D posted:he thought glasses looked cool and failed a vision test on purpose but then wore them non stop despite being unable to see because they cost a lot and he was afraid to admit he was lying.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 04:19 |
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elf help book posted:after having that story repeated enough times ive decided its actually really sad not as sad as being unfamiliar with the three basic elements of the average chicken egg.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 05:39 |
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pretty sure his dumb jelly bean idea would have worked with a polar solvent like water.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 00:45 |
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who's the guy on there that said windows phone is great and beloved this week? gently caress that guy and his fat sounding voice imo.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 04:41 |
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Shoehead posted:Dan Ryckert is a published novelist with Airforce Gator and it's sequel Airforce Gator II. he wrote the second one to call jose canseco's bluff offer of a free foreword to his next book. jose wrote it. the whole thing happened because he tweeted at jose a few hundred times calling him stupid over the course of several months unprovoked.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 06:18 |
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as a young child home alone dan decided to try drinking so he poured a straight glass of gin and powered through it with a half loaf of bread for chaser. he woke up the next day in the middle of the living room floor where he started. he did not vomit.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 22:53 |
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Wormskull posted:Dan Ryckert's hijinks are a lot more funnier when a guy in a gaming forum repeats what it is and explains what's so bizarre or offbeat about it. Thank you. thanks i enjoy it.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 04:33 |
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arkham city had rachel ghoul
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 06:14 |
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Dan asked brad what he thought about metroid other M and brad said it was good.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 06:42 |
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Three Cookies posted:hes right yeah?
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 06:44 |
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he'll die from putting three rolls of mentos in his rear end and drinking 7 gallons of diet coke. he'll be wearing american flag sweatpants and what's left of his stomach will contain a taco bell quesadilla
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 05:15 |
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brad always puts an idiot's damper on hard truths. someones like "hey gently caress the xbox ui" and brad is like "we'll you see they've been much better than sony at having updates" and everyone else is afraid he will eat them if they mention that the updates have been stuff that were day one features on ps4.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 03:29 |
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Meme Emulator posted:I dont hate brad as much as most people do, as a fellow fat boring retard I find some solidarity with him knock off the dota
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 14:02 |
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Xmas Dumpster Fire posted:Brad is an annoying pedant that doesn't contribute anything of worth to most discussions but who will tell us of dota?
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 22:18 |
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Butt Ghost posted:dota is better left unsaid you've past the test. you will receive your commendations by mail.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 00:06 |
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why can't professionals afford a background or at least green screen background effect for their professional podcast live from their childhood bedroom?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 04:47 |
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when i first saw anime written i though it was pronounced like anaheim with out the ahi
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 01:46 |
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NienNunb posted:What's everyone's hot take on Matt Rorie? In my opinion, he's alright. hates classic gaming. otherwise not bad
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 07:48 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:do not one of these people even have Dark Souls 2on their list let alone first where it belongs Dark Souls will never be game of the year because it is frustrating to play it quickly under a review deadline.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 20:33 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:But they got like 9 months to finish it by now.... but they already wrote the review where it got an 8 or whatever and now they need to stick to those guns and say that call of duty is a deeper and more enjoyable experience as evidenced by its perfect review score.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 20:38 |
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alex has the worst voice.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 22:03 |
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a fun thing about dan is how he got so many celebrity favors as a nobody teenager from kansas.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 02:16 |
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Machai posted:my personal Most Disappointing Game of 2014 is Shadow of Mordor because I am constantly being told it is a good game but my computer is not good enough to run it and I dont have a nextgen console its v. good but only amazing if you really get into the orc breeding/training. otherwise its a piss easy assassin creed clone with nice controls and a trainwreck of a main campaign.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 07:42 |
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alex needs to shut up. not only does he sound like a squidward's mammalian cousin, but he can't just say something without somehow managing to milk 5 sentences out of it.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 06:46 |
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Tender Bender posted:
he so far only tried to get it to win for best dlc or most impactful game or something like that. they haven't talked about goty yet. maybe today?
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 17:20 |
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he'd be a kansas republican congressman otherwise
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 19:37 |
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VanillaGorilla posted:Rykert's right - 90% of the lovely conversation this year has basically amounted to bitching that the Gumdrop Princess in Candyland isn't a genderfluid girlboi living as part of a multiple system. Mostly by a bunch of stupid loving adolescents that don't have the balls to seek any meaningful social justice in the real world. gamergate whining lol
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:36 |
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image brought to you by kawasaki brand shoulder and breast polish
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 08:03 |
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is brad married? could you imagine having a hostile 3 hour conversation about what to order at a restaurant or which towels to buy at the store with his fat baby tantrum face?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 03:34 |
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NienNunb posted:Dota 2 looks interesting should I try it? steam already preloaded it for you so why not, it could be fun to recapture the experience of controlling a single warcraft 3 unit
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 06:14 |
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dota seems like a game where you always need to do something on a checklist and if you don't you lose like 20 minutes later from attrition.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 08:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:05 |
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mr.capps posted:I am sorry to say that I may have to fight Dan's dad now. are you a japanese cat?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 05:53 |