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But my android phone is ok right?
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Brainbread posted:Was it really a Zamboni or an ice resurfacer? This is important. Not sure, even the local newspapers are saying Zamboni though. http://www.twincities.com/nation/ci_27432703/fargo-zamboni-driver-arrested-dwi-when-spectators-report quote:Another Zamboni driver was called in but the teams' coaches decided to play on the rough ice rather than wait for the other driver to arrive. jamal posted:Well an ice rink isn't a public road so he probably has a pretty decent case against it. Maybe! Also, I know for a fact people in ND have smartphones and there is no video of this and that is a drat shame. 
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Mar 27, 2015 02:57
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Apr 21, 2015 02:02
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Jan 2, 2017 04:39
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Story gets better with every sentence. 
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Apr 10, 2017 14:36
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The MSJ posted:So are the pro-anime or anti-anime soldiers mostly goons? yes Breaking News 
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Apr 30, 2017 05:20
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's too crass for Japan. She'll just sensually start brushing her teeth or run down the street with toast in her mouth.  
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Mods, change my name to seekey pointmingly tia. https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/861950739664445440
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Hello, excuse me it's "among" the bushes. Get it right. https://twitter.com/dynarski/status/862491116679122946
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May 13, 2017 23:31
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Oh man those are funny, now I'm sad it's not from some real show tho.  This is true however: https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/864083470523420672
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May 29, 2017 20:44
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It probably is, but i'm not going to investigate because i want to belive.
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May 30, 2017 14:42
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Don't even get me started on pandas weird stupid thumb I guess if you're gonna eat all that bamboo i guess i'll just sprout a new weird "thumb" from an overgrown wristbone so you can strip the leaves or whatever --evolution
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The Newseum fuckin owns, just throwing that out there.
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Jun 1, 2017 19:27
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Good job Brian, keep at it.
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 http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/eels-from-overturned-truck-slime-cars-on-oregon-highway/ Click through for  video.
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A hero for our times.  
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Jul 22, 2017 17:28
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Well, here it is. My new favorite article. https://twitter.com/sifutweety/status/889145158041784324
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Godspeed, sir.
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Sep 1, 2017 22:31
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Perhaps the Once and Future 
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Milo and POTUS posted:She's had it 5 minutes and it's already filthy. Kids are disgusting. Maybe Merlin can help her clean it up. https://twitter.com/my2k/status/905242323763658752
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Sep 15, 2017 20:38
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I love ramen a whole lot, but I'm not sure if I love it 96 billion dollars worth but I'm willing to give it a shot. But, I'm not a millennial so nobody would even notice. I miss when gen x was the one killing stuff 
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It's beautiful.
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Sep 20, 2017 05:22
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Man, duck reproduction is something else. There's always more and it's always weirder. MizPiz posted:Brb, splicing duck genes with my own careful: "Male ruddy ducks regenerate their penises each year"
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Byzantine posted:England has mountains? Just one i think. 
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ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo. ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it? ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric. ERIC: How far away is it? ED: About 50 yards. ERIC: How big is it? ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top. ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it. ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo. ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it. ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo. ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way? ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo! ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened? ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it. ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded? ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO! ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow! ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo! ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away. ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you. ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
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