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Panic! at Nabisco posted:
Hmm ah yes a butt is less disgusting
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Mar 19, 2015 07:08
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Defendant was given 9 life sentences
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a man falls through the earth and into wayne county sherrifs department. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of policemen. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling “my nigga does my meth have zika?!"
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Oct 14, 2016 18:02
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RandomPauI posted:drat, how did Dave piss off Parrot Vader? Failed him for the last time, no doubt
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Jan 27, 2017 22:48
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Lime Tonics posted:Lawmaker says ‘file cabinets full of booze’ at State House It's the new Binders Full Of Women!  The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > File Cabinets Full Of Booze - Strange News Headlines
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If you guys don't quit with the fish puns I'll have tilapia dicks off
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Apr 21, 2017 02:11
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Next time go with the grapefruit technique
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Solice Kirsk posted:*loud slurping dick sucking noises but enough about my posting
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Bobby Digital posted:I don’t think we should be arming babies with butcher knives, it clearly didn’t help The only way to stop a bad baby with a knife is with a good baby with a knife
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Oct 14, 2017 16:35
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Intoluene posted:I'd never see myself ever again See, there's a reason to smile already!
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Oct 25, 2017 05:58
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Baby in the manger, pig in a blanket
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Nov 15, 2017 07:09
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Can't get enough of mom's spaghetti it seems he's had four servings already, of moms spaghetti
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a man falls through the earth and into a Floridian police station. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of officers. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga does my meth have zika?!"
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Jan 20, 2018 04:03
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Platystemon posted:There is a reason that sexual reproduction has evolved independently on countless occasions and is observed in the overwhelming majority of multicellular species. They breed quickly, down there in the dark. But perhaps we can slay them even faster.
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Feb 9, 2018 17:32
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:A clear case of self-defense by an armed raccoon. This never would have happened if he had had a gun
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Feb 11, 2018 18:24
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Bertrand Hustle posted:They both have a point. It's just a question of whether you find kissing rear end to be more or less distasteful than small brownish bean things. Either way you're getting small brownish things in your mouth
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Apr 27, 2018 19:19
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Aesop Poprock posted:“lovely Dumb Fucko Constelation Where Your Butts Smell and You Don’t Clean Your Butts” hey wow I can really see it! turn on your monitor
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Oct 27, 2018 08:22
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Krankenstyle posted:Dunno where else to put this: My friend is at a horse race & there's a horse named BON VOYAGE VIXI. So I'm like wait, that's not a valid Roman numeral and it turns out it means "I have lived", in other words "My life is over" or "I'm dead". Bon voyage indeed. Poor freckles, thought of racing & died. drat I put all my  on Freddy C*cks
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Nov 3, 2018 08:10
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Nostradingus posted:He looks pretty calm Yea I hear he's a pretty cool guy
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Sir Lemming posted:This is another one of those headlines where the article body should just say "No." The Rule Of Headlines states "if it were true, it would be a declarative statement, as those are more sensational" Ergo, headlines in question format are uniformly answered "no".
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Dec 21, 2018 20:57
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By popular demand posted:Are we absolutely sure that the camera isn't pointing into a toilet? Turn on your monitor
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abolish ICE
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Same thing happened at a local police station, but they suspect foul play. In that case the cops have nothing to go on
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ultrafilter posted:Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Break Into the World of Furries, Is Brutally Rejected Fursona non grata
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My fiancee's family just had a new baby and named it Richard, which I had to object to on account of his last name being Wood which I can only see going poorly for him later
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Feb 14, 2020 18:13
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Cartoon Man posted:How does one become a healthy fecal donor? I feel like there’s a market for celebrity crapsules. Hell, there was a booming market for game girl bath water
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Apr 17, 2020 14:35
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Really taking "you are what you eat" a little too literally I guess
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Jul 30, 2020 05:36
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Pope Hilarius II posted:is that what Grimes calls him in bed Or Grimey, as he likes to call her
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Aug 1, 2020 23:33
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Proteus Jones posted:That's the one! That's murphy's law right there, the best way to get the right answer on the internet isn't to ask a question, it's to give bad information and someone will correct you 
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Aug 9, 2020 14:51
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Sir Lemming posted:Lebanese government quits following Beirut port explosion It reminds me of when I'm playing Civilization or similar, and there's a famine, then a plague, and things are just spiraling, then "oops now here's a civic disaster explosion" on top of it That's it, I'm fuckin out, alt-F4
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Aug 10, 2020 21:23
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ey yo new weevil just dropped
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Phlegmish posted:Who's that guy who basically cheated or made up all of those old arcade speedrun records, in an insanely long con, until he was found out just a few years ago? I imagine he writes likes that too That would be Billy Mitchell
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May 23, 2021 10:23
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 if only he had some way to call out!
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1396828476645203974?s=21 Outside of a dinosaur, a cell phone is a man's best friend Inside of a dinosaur, there's no reception
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May 24, 2021 20:01
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Pookah posted:In another thread herein, I learned that the majority of European words for 'bear' are euphemisms that tend to translate as 'the brown one' because people were afraid that naming them directly would cause one to appear and eat everyone. It's actually true, and because of this euphemism humanity has forgotten the true name of Bear. The system works!
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May 28, 2021 20:20
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Zil posted:lol, was wondering when this was going to show up. The husband is a local failson of a car dealership owner here in Austin. But yeah he left a review on the security company's website 5 days ago. gonna need a link
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Scarodactyl posted:We already have a highly effective, long-lasting and relatively safe vaccine for smallpox. Find me something spicier and I might pay attention. Ah yes, the Vaccine, something that has a proven record against disease, lately
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