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Azathoth posted:The black box would reveal that, at the time of the crash, Mittens was seated in the first officer's chair. No one else was present in the cockpit at the time of impact. Obviously, the cat’s name would be Toonces. 
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Samuringa posted:I can only remember which one is the swastika and which is the Buddhist by thinking of windmills, like a right-tighty left-loosey for white supremacy. quote:Hello, Mr. Nazi Skinhead! How you doing? the Nazi is decapitated shortly after this - good riddance
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A discussion of CBD tampons is about the last thing I expected to see in Anne Frank’s diary. E: oh gently caress, the tampons are inspired by Anne Frank, which is a bit different than a story about the tampons by Anne Frank E2: wait, that just leads to more questions Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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Someone’s trying to pull a “weekend at Bernie’s” with the royal family.
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Hahaha, holy poo poo, that was in the BWM thread, and the OP came from Reddit r/legaladvice I believe. E: Nevermind - that was a different post, but the same situation. Also, I live like across the street from wadeview park.
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Beachcomber posted:I'll see that and raise you this: Ooooo, that’s a paddlin’
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I, for one, am in favor of QAnon folks drinking bleach. More power to them, I say.
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The boys name: Michael Myers
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Anytime I see just a link in with no explanation I check the username and I’ve never seen it be anyone but Randaconda. I like some of the stuff you post, but years of internet usage has taught me never to click blind links. 
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Captain Hygiene posted:The first person to cross Antarctica alone and unaided says he pooped his pants less than halfway through - and had to continue using the same underwear for 38 days A challenger to the legendary poop knife perhaps?
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Slippery posted:Lol Nah, Jesus never smoked, he was more of an edible guy
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Old grey mare ain’t what she used to be
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Was it like a single dime baggie of each? I thought a spread of drugs like that would be worth much more than $5,000
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Tex Avery posted:It gets better: he wasn't even pointed towards the ship. I know the red arrow is faint; I didn't make this. It got passed around through a couple of my railroad friends. Having autistic friends is tough. Good for you buddy
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Cartoon Man posted:
Freeze dried crapsule would make a sweet username.
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Venezuela’s Maduro says two Americans captured in failed invasion attemptquote:CARACAS, Venezuela — President Nicolás Maduro said his government had captured two American “mercenaries” Monday in a murky operation allegedly intended to infiltrate Venezuela, incite rebellion and apprehend its leaders, adding a fresh complication to escalating tensions between Washington and Caracas. The socialist leader said the plan was to kill him. The above story is not referencing Amazon Prime's Jack Ryan recent season 2 where a small elite US force also invades Venezuela.
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zedprime posted:It's not that banana flavoring is based on it. Banana flavor is a dead simple ester. You'll probably synth it in college organic lab. It was a lower effort find than nearly any other synthetic flavor. One of my favorite organic chem lab experiments, yes
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Phlegmish posted:It's just the Daily Mail + the UK is getting ready to blame their economy tanking on covid instead of Brexit. 
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:This is an interesting one, just keep scrolling through the pictures. I know MO is a flyover state, but did the previous “residents” of that place provide free labor to flip it, because $350k for that is insanely low. E: compared to prices in a location that people would actually want to live in.
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What about the poor Kintner boy? 
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Sir Lemming posted:Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fighters fits into the TMNT theme 
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Hempuli posted:From Finnish news: Spoilers for the sad ending to the Russian version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Shout "MCDONALD'S!" for orgasm E: now I want to see the patent for this
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Imagine the babies if she spawned Barnacle Jim’s child 
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Cartoon Man posted:
Man, and I said season 2 of Goliath was way too out there...
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This was an interesting one I learned about a couple years ago when I was in Patagonia: Invasive beavers are destroying Tierra del Fuego quote:Argentina brought beavers to Tierra del Fuego. It was not a good idea. Oops
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The Bloop posted:I was saying boolognese 
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Long distance sperm transfer would be a good username if it wasn’t too long
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Found the footage: https://youtu.be/mUR14_ry1Zo
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Lady Disdain posted:Well, the headline "The Funds Holding Evergrande’s Distressed Debt, From UBS to Saba" is genuinely meaningless to me, but the author's name is Rachel Butt, so I think I might be able to make it work. Maiden or married name? Please tell me there’s a Richard in that family.
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EasilyConfused posted:An endless loop of Snake and Samus looking at each other's butts. An ouroborass
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Watching the last SNL, I was surprised that Rami Malek/Aidy Bryant were pointing what looked like an actual glock and a shotgun* at the audience. If you’re in the cast and trust the crew, that’s one thing, but if an actor on a stage starts waving a gun around at the live audience, it seems a bit unsettling. *if not real, they were pretty decent props
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“Put your hand in the box” has a new meaning now
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Jeez, what an rear end in a top hat. But it’s not like he sexually assaulted and raped someone, right gang?
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Facebook Aunt posted:2021 going out with a bang. Kubrick and Asimov were off by 20 years yes, I know the Tycho monolith was buried on the moon, not standing above it 
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Captain Hygiene posted:
I think one of the two remaining smallpox samples on earth is on ice in Siberia, which coincidentally enough, had an explosion in 2019. E: https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/17/health/russia-lab-explosion-smallpox-intl-hnk/index.html Cacafuego has a new favorite as of 03:19 on Dec 29, 2021 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
That led to this gem from our shithead, waste of life governor: Florida bill could shield whites from ‘discomfort’ of racist past, AP reports 
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Baron von Eevl posted:The issue with the podcast had to do with the way the stereo would read a file's name and communicate with the rest of the car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vIjBtdEQRE
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Baron von Eevl posted:Ok but wouldn't you figure that out once you put it in your mouth? Like did he actually eat his napkin or just attempt to? Went to a very nice restaurant last year for our anniversary. After dessert, pre-dinner cocktails and a shared bottle of wine, I did attempt to eat the napkin that was placed in something like the above.
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