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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They're apparently a variant of guidos, so their humanity is in doubt.


In the original story the Oompa-loompas were just a unusually small pygmy tribe from "deepest darkest" Africa. :eng101:

The orange skin and green hair was added in the movie to make it a bit less racist.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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As today is Gay Pride day in Iceland here is headline from 1952:

Icelandic Sodomoite In the Act With Negro
Police caught the men in a suburban Nissen hut and apprehended them

Lately there has been a persistent and incredible rumour going around town regarding sodomy and many men have claimed they were accosted by sodomites.

Seduced a black man
One night not long ago the Reykjavík police caught one of these men in the act in a Nissen Hut here in town. The man in question had brought a Negro, a sailor from one of the ships in the harbor, home stripped him naked and gotten him to serve his misguided needs. Police detectives declined to comment on the case yesterday.

What is happening in Reykjavik?
This event and other similar ones suggest that very sinister things are afoot among us. Therefore this paper believes it would not be right to remain silent about this disgusting case. There are many signs that the time has come to do something drastic about moral decay and it is important for the public to be aware of this.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Ranch is an alien concept to the European. Which is why Doritos Cool Ranch is called Cool American in the old world.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Is shooting a prison rapist in the head evil?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Are bolo ties formal or casual?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Cartoon Man posted:

I can’t stand any headline that begins with “We need to ...”

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Randaconda posted:

I thought this was just random inane poo poo until the article got to the part where the ambassador has a Japanese mother, then I was like "Oh, right, garden variety racism."

Korea being a former Japanese colony makes anti-Japanese sentiment sort of understandable. Like Irish people not caring for the English, Filipinos disliking Spaniards and/or Americans, or Algerians distrusting the French.

I imagine if the American ambassador to the Democratic Republic of the Congo was half Belgian and had a beard like King Leopold some people would be irked.

Is it xenophobic? Yes, but it's based on historical grievances rather than race.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Cats eating your corpse is a lot better for the environment than being embalmed and thrown into a hole in the ground in an obscenely expensive box.

If anything all bodies should be eaten by animals. Would save everyone a lot of trouble

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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That reminds me of how the Puckle Gun, a early 18th century proto-machine gun that never saw any action but could theoretically fire as many as 9 rounds per minute, was designed to be able to fire square bullets as well as conventional round bullets. The normal bullets being meant for good Christian enemies and the square ones for Turks reportedly to "convince the Turks of the benefits of Christian civilization".

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Wacky biblical names:

-John
-David
-Maria
-Benjamin
-Eve
-Jacob/James
-Isaac
-Hannah
-Aaron
-Ruth

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I haven't bathed since Bush was president because I'm working on building up a pungent erotically pleasing musk to lure in females.


So far no luck but any day now.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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"Ethernet cable"? Are you posting from 2005?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I wouldn't throw the Pope out of bed unless I wanted to gently caress him on the floor.







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Sir Lemming posted:

Or a certain type of Thai curry.

Massaman Curry is (probably) named after the Malay and/or Indian Muslim merchants whose cuisine inspired it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I mean bear worship was (possibly maybe) one of the first religions so saying the actual name is taking the Lord's name in vain.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Shifty Nipples posted:

I wear leg braces and it's a big pain in the rear end to have to take my shoes off for the sake of someone's super special clean floor but I will if they are really adamant about it. This derail is ableist, I guess. Maybe?

Walking over the filthy non-disableds floors in your dirty shoes is a good power move to show you're above them.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Tunicate posted:

you mean star wars

Star Wars is a western.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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A metal balloon?

That's so crazy it just might work.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I recently saw a photo from a comic book store where one narrow shelf in the corner was Marvel/DC and the entire rest of the wall was Manga.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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freeedr posted:

I’m a grunting buffoon that can’t dress himself and I shamble through the gutters getting empty drink cans thrown at me

Same

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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My American friends Johnny Buckaroo and my Japanese friend Akira Samurai need to hear about this.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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You'd have to be deaf to appreciate Blink 182

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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quote:

Middle Aged Man Received a Sausage in His Bathtub
Grímur Pálsson got a boiled sausage with his bathwater

"I was in the tub when I noticed the sausage. At first I was very startled because I didn't realize what it was. I even thought it might be something that came out of me. I was relieved when I saw it was only a sausage but became distressed again because I couldn't understand how it could've gotten there" said Grímur Pálsson, a middle aged man who had the unhappy experience of getting a sausage with his bathwater. According to information from the Reykjavik Geothermal Company the sausage was probably in the pipes for a while. When hot water from Nesjavellir was first pumped into the mains the workers neglected to empty out their lunch area which was located in one of the pump stations. According to the company a few coffee cups, one jar of sugar, and three liters of milk might also be in the pipes. In their announcement it also says "We have also lost a coffee mug inscribed with the words 'Dear Daddy' which, if found, should be sent to Kári Davíðsson at Furugrund 15."



I'm like 70% sure this is a comedy article, possibly written by a man who is now the head of Iceland's Radical Socialist Party, as part of a paper that had a sort of Weekly World News vibe. But I want to believe it is real.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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The MSJ posted:

Between this and various countries issuing travel warnings about mass shooters in the US, I am fascinated in learning about how the world sees America.

Just play any GTA which is basically a bunch of Brits going "Yanks are right barmy innit guv?"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Not to tote my own scrote...

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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It's a dog eat child world.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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In many ways the invasion of Afghanistan was America's Vietnam War.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Which would be fitting because Lionel Ritchie is insanely popular in the Arab world. He's like the Michael Jackson of pop music in the Middle East.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Key is to randomly google macabre poo poo everyday for years that way they can't claim you searched "How to dissolve a body in acid" to destroy evidence when the record shows you googled "how many pigs to eat dead guy" three years before the alleged crime, "strangulation tutorial AND garrote" a month before, and "good poisons for murder" a month into the investigation and so on and so forth.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Frogs were at the core of the 1906 zeitgeist.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Everyone knows Yule starts at exactly 18:00 on December 24th and lasts until the ogres go back to their mountains on January 6th.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Actually the scientific name is "Lassie".

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Can't remember which but there was one ancient Mesopotamian civilization that had really strict laws against loving certain animals and no punishment for others and their legal code specifically catalogued which species where the "death penalty" animals if hosed and which were legally fuckable with no restrictions.

Not going to try and Google it .

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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Just in general or due to chimp related reasons?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I hurt a goose today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the honk
The only thing that's real

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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In Iceland you not only need to keep your guns in a locked locker but you need to store the ammo separately in another separate locked storage.

I've also heard that you can't keep the key to your gunlocker and need to have someone else hold it when you aren't hunting or shooting for sport but skimming the weapons laws I can't find a mention of that.


Also you can't actually own or operate a gun without a license which requires having a clean criminal record, reading a book on gun safety and going through a seminar on responsible gun handling with a test at the end, and training on how to use a gun

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
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I have a small axe in my car in case I need to chop wood.


Have I ever had to chop wood?

No, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Inceltown posted:

We really should force a name change on you

Seconded

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Abyss nuts

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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This would make a great album cover

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