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Loud sex finally too much for cancer-stricken neighbors Actually kind of sad. Also features racism!
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GWBBQ posted:He's retired and mostly just shares news stories with funny headlines on his blog. I remember a few years ago when he was still writing and he was half funny, half cranky old man. I read his most recent book (probably the first time I had read him in five years) and a lot of it was dumb dad jokes. I'm worried if I go back to his other stuff I won't like him anymore.
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https://twitter.com/freep/status/742386338129973248 Sadly not that kind of stripper or party
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I was humoring a date and went to a meeting of a local gull enthusiast club. They're like regular birdwatchers taken to 11. Why would you even bother being a gull enthusiast? They're extremely common. That's like being a birder whose only interest is sparrows.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:28
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I don't have an issue with sparrows, they're just the default bird that will be there if you look outside. At least in the Midwestern US.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:As you probably know, there was a terror attack in the French city of Nice (pronounced "niece"). The 69/nice Twitter meme has made it difficult for me to feel the gravity of it all
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Jul 16, 2016 02:36
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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
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Aug 16, 2016 18:31
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chitoryu12 posted:I think there's so much caution around accidentally publishing an incomplete or incorrect story that virtually every story now from every publication except tabloids begins with "allegedly" until they either admit it or it's absolutely proven, which usually only comes long after the fact after a full investigation. Yeah, that is standard news practice for any crime story.
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Aug 25, 2016 14:09
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Intoluene posted:Huntsman spiders scare the poo poo out of drivers so often that they're actually on the list of most dangerous spiders despite not being venomous to humans. Are they the ones that hang out on the ceiling of the car, hidden by that thing you flip down to block sunlight?
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Sep 3, 2016 15:05
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That's the college newspaperiest thing ever
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Sep 13, 2016 04:11
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Rutgers Police Searching for "Dick Butt" Vandal
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In Michigan, Big Beaver is exit 69 on I-75.
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Oct 28, 2016 05:44
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I like how the article just talks about the party itself and not that he grew an actual Hitler mustache
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Mar 10, 2017 06:16
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The Relentless posted:I don't understand why that style of mustache is looked down on. We should start calling it the Chaplin or the Oliver Hardy. Take it back from Hitler. https://youtu.be/DhAUjlFJdpA
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Lime Tonics posted:1,100 strangers showed up at his home for sex. He blames Grindr That dude needs to be going after his ex more than Grindr. Also within that article is a video titled "To combat revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts."
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May 5, 2017 21:12
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'll see that and raise you sexy birbs: I'm guessing their sexy traits cost them some traits necessary to avoid being eaten or gather enough food or something.
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May 6, 2017 02:15
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Having watched Planet Earth 2 recently I'm pretty sure every bird's sexiest traits are loving stupid
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May 6, 2017 15:04
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RandomFerret posted:Those are the only real pandas anyway, giant pandas were only named that because they looked kind of like the original pandas. Kevin Smith the Lions running back was pretty useless too. Would you rather be the leading rusher on the worst football team of all time or a popular animal that never gets horny?
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May 26, 2017 14:33
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heh, taint
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May 29, 2017 21:05
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Sunswipe posted:"People in Other Countries Don't Always Get American Cultural References! Americans Shocked and Confused! Read all about it!" The Guardian has a bunch of Americans on staff and presumably they can see a picture of what they're writing about and conclude that it's not shaped like a gun
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Proteus Jones posted:Eh. I prefer Anaconda Malt Liquor. It makes you go "Whooo!" I have a terrible secret to tell you
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Lord Hydronium posted:
It's because we have weak grip strength or something. http://adequateman.deadspin.com/you-puny-millennial-weaklings-disgust-me-a-tough-sine-1785344712
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Aug 17, 2017 14:12
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Screaming Idiot posted:Never got why vanilla is considered bland when chocolate is loving ubiquitous. Because that's not what bland means? Chocolate is ubiquitous because it's delicious. Vanilla is ubiquitous because it doesn't conflict with anything.
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Aug 19, 2017 14:24
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I once went to a village board meeting in my hometown and this kind of thing came up. Truckers were pooping in a dumpster or something near somebody's business.
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Aug 20, 2017 06:26
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Tiggum posted:Vanilla tastes like vanilla. If you think it doesn't taste of anything and goes with everything, try it on a hotdog. Put it in some mashed potatoes. Have some vanilla ice-cream with gravy. It goes with everything that would normally be put on ice cream
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How about weird press emails? https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/904840148705316864 https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/888446357182263296 https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/897111151850508288
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Sep 5, 2017 01:27
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Going on a date to a chain chicken joint is funny on its own, even if it's Portuguese chicken
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We have Nandos in America too.
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Sep 7, 2017 13:40
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Reductress is an Onion style site for women's magazines
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Sep 10, 2017 15:05
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I think they were part of a bachelor party (although that's a lot of people for a bachelor party) and they got kicked out for harassing women. The best Tigers ballpark story will always be the hot dog guy getting fired because he berated people that liked ketchup.
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Randaconda posted:tell me more http://deadspin.com/was-the-tigers-singing-hot-dog-vendor-fired-for-being-1303386036
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I'm very thankful the program we use has automated dummy text and will block you from typesetting if you leave it in.
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ultrafilter posted:Semen-contaminated flutes might have been given to children, California school officials warn I read that earlier and the comments section is truly incredible. You've got people lambasting the Post because "there's not enough evidence" (everything is alleged or claimed and the story doesn't suggest otherwise). Someone said they ruined this guy's life (the man is unnamed). You have a guy saying this happened because the left breeds contempt(???). Multiple people think this is Russian planted fake news.
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