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Dienes posted:To be fair the pigeon looks like it had paramyxovirus and that was a better way to go out... Maybe it had gone nuts. 
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canyoneer posted:Fellas we got ourselves a mystery She's called Jennifer Ellison (British soap actress and lingerie model). 
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 The latest IOS update charges the battery when you boil it in coke.
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Istari posted:e: Finally they've solved this problem.
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Karma Monkey posted:I never saw bones in my bacon. Here are some bacons: We have the upper-right style (streaky) in the UK too. All from the same magical animal. 
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Wheat Loaf posted:"As you can imagine, Norma was a little perturbed at finding lots of pictures and footage of hard-bodied hunks shooting ribbons of scalding hot cum into each other's faces." If your cum is scalding hot you should probably get to a hospital, quick.
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spog posted:The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be a real newspaper. Is that the one that used to have a nipple count on the front page? Handy information.
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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. It's very embarrassing, nurse. There I was, innocently washing the shower while naked when I slipped on a stray bit of soap and fell backwards right onto my phone. Anyway, can you get it out? And don't tell my wife.
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Touched by an angel down there.
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Say Nothing posted:
There seemed to be no news on Christmas day, as one of the BBC's articles was "Christians celebrate Christmas". I was shocked, I can tell you.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Additionally, I always enjoy it when the Beeb can scarcely contain their disgust about the red tops' choices of leader (as seen at the end of this list): From the end of that article: "Fireman wins Milk Tray selection" - the Express on how a 39-year-old Liverpool firefighter beat off 20,000 hopefuls to become the new face of the Cadbury chocolate box Surely that deserves some sort of medal?
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AlbieQuirky posted:These new Dr. Seuss books are daring! Dr. Zaius.
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He died doing what he loved.
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 due to classical painting boobs Artist claims replacing Jesus with Daleks in classical paintings upset church goers
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Bride's honeymoon ruined after travelling to see famous train station cat - only to be told it was SLEEPING http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brides-honeymoon-ruined-after-travelling-8110485
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I didn't win a medal, but I did discover than I can crush things with my mighty penis!
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Aug 19, 2016 23:09
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Well, it could've been worse. The price sign could have been cut into the shape of an airliner.
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Bogmonster posted:Yeah that's from Viz, it's not supposed to be someone's actual opinion. Nothing is so stupid that somebody, somewhere won't believe it.
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Baron Corbyn posted:6ft 7in driver to go on trial for driving Ford KA while standing up. Why would he buy a car that he can only drive with the roof down, especially in the north of England? Content: 
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RandomFerret posted:When you get four nice days a year, you want to make the most of them Four days? Have you never been to the north of England?
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davidspackage posted:Okay is Dave there There's no-one called Dave here.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Nah. It's more likely that they've been acting like shits all day, and he told them A THOUSAND loving TIMES that he had this very important thing, and needed them to behave. The whole family came back to do another interview afterwards. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39267005
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Wheat Loaf posted:
The Scottish referendum will be decided by whoever has the biggest tits.
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And all he asked for was a Flamin' Wrap.
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Istari posted:I don't suppose the horse is called Horse ? Wasn't that a Richard Harris movie?
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’ http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/crocodile-attack-pastor-eaten-walk-on-water-like-jesus-zimbabwe-crocodile-river-a7736126.html “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week” 
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Azathoth posted:There's a huge difference between someone who, through unlucky circumstances, finds themselves in mortal danger from wild animals and prays for deliverance, and someone who runs headlong into an alligator-infested body of water expecting God to keep them safe because they're such a good person. He should've prayed to Sobek, the Crocodile God, instead.
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Wasps? In my vagina? It's more common than you think! http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/ground-wasp-nest-vagina-tighten-warn-gynaecologist-painful-sex-bacteria-hiv-a7766376.html
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Powaqoatse posted:so common it was posted already & the joke was made too! If something is funny once, it's funny a hundred times. 
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So does next year's lucky bride get a new handbag as her wedding present?
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Cartoon Man posted:
It won’t stand up in court.
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