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the following nicknames have been trademarked: marco RUBEi-o marco no clue i o JEB? (say it like "hey can you hear me jeb? jeb?") lil JEBBIe(like lil debbie) chris chrispy kreme and my personal favorite from Breitbart, ¿Cruz?
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Astroclassicist posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/694606525835431936 donald trump would re tweet Hitler@6millionlies if he said something positive about him
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Feb 2, 2016 20:50
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as soon as trump drops out i will stop paying attention to this boring loving poo poo yeah wooo boy hilary vs marco rubio the hispanic obama boy thats gonna be an exhilirating debate if you want maximum entertainment you hope for trump vs. bernie if you want sensible and REASONABLE chances for america i guess you might as well just vote for HILARY clinton this might be the last time i get to see donald trump punk jeb bush
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Feb 3, 2016 10:17
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lol if you think a man as backwards and retarded as marco rubio can beat the clinton most normal people dont give a gently caress about abortion or gay marriage and he can yell as loud as he wants to about that but thats just going to make them lose every candidate except chris christie and gilmore has had their time as the Anti-Trump, we have to see if Mario can actually hold up against him and even if he doesnt, Trump WILL lose to hilary
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Feb 4, 2016 04:30
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oystertoadfish posted:i want the gop to nominate the guy their insane fringe is the least enthused by, but i also want that guy to have hilarious liabilities that will render him embarrassingly unelectable Ron Paul emerges from the shadows
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Feb 4, 2016 06:17
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would chris christie punching marco rubio in the face on live tv increase or decrease his odds at becoming president
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Feb 4, 2016 17:47
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jeb! is still mad that george went out and did coke and had fun and go to be the president AND go to yale while he's struggling to beat a very fat man and sleepy old man in the race to the bottom his brother and dad must have told him in private that this isn't gonna work
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Feb 5, 2016 17:12
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if gilmentum is real and he got 17% of the vote and trump got first and kasich third it would be like christmas but you keep opening gifts and none of them are for jeb
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Feb 8, 2016 16:23
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Cactus posted:I tuned out for a few weeks (just before The Donald snubbed that debate and put his own show on) so what have I missed? Not looking for an effortpost or anything, just some bullet points of significant events. *fat man eat a mexican robot *brother of bad president throws shameful snowball *orange man to take NH
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Feb 8, 2016 20:03
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help im emotionally invested in this election and i dont know how to stop i get angry watching the debates and despondent if donald is slipping in the polls i NEED this
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Feb 9, 2016 09:32
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my prediction is Trump Gilmore and nobody else fuckinf matters because car tax
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Feb 9, 2016 19:09
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what's the appropriate liquor for a New Hampshire primary , each primary deserves some Kind of alcohol
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Feb 9, 2016 19:11
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i want to know how donald trump interacts with common people without being completely disgusted, he lives in a giant penthouse and has the finest of everything how does he talk and relate to these people he meets on the campaign like when they complain about prices of things are too expensive how does he relate didnt romney have no idea how much a gallon of milk costed
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Feb 9, 2016 22:33
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if trump wins South Carolina (which I'm not sure he can because Cruz) then consider this a game of monopoly and trump has the blue and orange properties and Jeb! Is one roll away from bankrupt .
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Feb 10, 2016 12:59
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stop pretending that it's so far fetched a billionaire white man could be president , look at his opponents. look at them. Toxx me right now and quote for posterity If trump wins South Carolina he will be the nominee
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Feb 10, 2016 14:19
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donald trump is homer when he ran for garbage commissioner, jeb is the old commissioner screaming somebody cut my break line, and "THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN EARLY" is Trumps constant response
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Feb 16, 2016 19:42
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what's gonna happen when then trumpinator has eliminated his targets Cruz and Jeb and has to focus on Mario ... Jeb is Yamcha , kasich is krillin , Cruz is vegeta and trump is cell and Prince reibus is goku yelling nows your chance at gohan Rubio but he's already asleep and trump has destroyed earth
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Feb 17, 2016 23:08
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trump furiously typing into an iPhone 7 made of solid gold , rewriting over and over again a tweet to @popefrancis "The pope accuses ME of building walls but only builds bridges to little boys! Laughable !" his lawyer gently puts his hand over the phone and mouthes please don't
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Feb 18, 2016 18:17
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replace principal skinner with Jeb ! And supernintendo chalmers with Prince reibus "Am I a good candidate ?!" "*sigh* you're the best we could get with the budget at the time "
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Feb 18, 2016 19:34
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hey guys the lazy worthless bisexual 1 term senator who skips campaign events and can't do basic campaigning to save his robot life will be the nominee because any day now ! Trump will just collapse ! Any . Day. Now
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Feb 19, 2016 18:37
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I can't share all these minute political details with regular people because they don't care ! I have all these FeelIngs about politics inside me and I need to get them out !!!
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Feb 19, 2016 22:58
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Boosted_C5 posted:I know this is a comedy forum and not a serious place for discussion, but you probably shouldn't use those slurs Top City Homo. shut up Jeb
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Feb 19, 2016 23:27
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lol where is that chart that tried to prove republican women are better looking than democratic women ? Nikki Haley my jaan 😘
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Feb 19, 2016 23:47
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as a muslim let me tell you, our funerals are the worst. if you want pomp and circumstance and all that, a muslim funeral is not it.
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Feb 20, 2016 18:11
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Dapper_Swindler posted:doesnt the preparation of the body for burial take longer then the funerals. isnt basically a prayer and some speeches. also maybe wailing if the person is really liked/loved. ocean burial is a big no no unless you absolutely have to anyways you die thursday, friday ur buried son, loving got 24 hours to bury you. there will be no exceptions ever, even King Hussein of Jordan made Bill Clinton get his rear end out of bed and fly to Jordan within a days notice
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Feb 20, 2016 18:43
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Robotnik Nudes posted:If Donald Trump quit now after what he's done to the Bushes and the GOP he'd be one of the greatest patriots in are history. there there, he wont be the president. hilary clinton will. we all know this. everybody knows it. trump did good.
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Feb 20, 2016 23:24
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let it wash over you. dont fight it...dont fight it...let the exit polls warm you like a blanket on a cold day, mmmmmmmmmm
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Feb 21, 2016 01:28
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where are all the retard babies who said trump would under perform ? Remember my Toxx that if trump wins SC he will win the nomination . gently caress bois put your Toxx up if you believe in your human being Rubio
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Feb 21, 2016 02:37
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the longer they pretend Trump isn't the actual front runner and that Marco will just swoop in on Super Tuesday and save these retards , the stronger he becomes . what is their strategy when Donald starts spending money and attacking Rubio ? they had their chance to stop him but it's too late . It really is.
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Feb 21, 2016 16:28
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Rayjenkins posted:But only one of them stood? fdr was so self conscious about this he had his nephew hold his hand and they did some sort of puppet trick to make it look like he was walking there is footage of it somewhere and its the only time i ever saw FDR actually WALKING although that idiot is the reason we cant have emperor trump because he had to get elected 4 times
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Feb 22, 2016 04:13
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HOMER IS PRINCE REIBUS, BART IS THE GOP THE PIG IS *ANYBODY BUT TRUMP* looks at rubio: its just a little dirty, ITS STILL GOOD, ITS STILL GOOD looks at cruz: its JUST A LITTLE SLIMY, ITS STILL GOOD,ITS STILL GOOD
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Feb 22, 2016 06:01
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any day now ! A constant loser lazy idiot will take the lead ! Any day now ! just keep waiting ! It's TRUMP
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Feb 24, 2016 15:03
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a lone man smiles as the titanic is splitting in half . "Captain Rubio will get us of this." water is flooding his cabin , up to his neck. "Marco ...polo" as he drowns
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Feb 24, 2016 15:56
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a democrat : don't worry guys ! Hilary can beat that racist sexist idiot ! Trump : Trooper gate , Arkansas ! Cattle ! Old ! Bitch ! oval office ! Dumb hair ! Pant suit lesbian ! American voter : well I don't agree with all of that , but *Trump wins*
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Feb 24, 2016 16:51
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if YOU were Marco Rubio and you see how Trump has dominated your opponents would you want to get his attention ?
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Feb 24, 2016 17:48
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pretend the "trumps ceiling" gop shills are the Z fighters at disbelief this is only friezas first form. just replace namek with earth and goku doesn't even bother showing up
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Feb 24, 2016 18:13
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mitt Romney eagerly finishes his cold glass of milk as his son , Mott, hands him his iPhone with TRUMP written as the caller . "Finally..," he thinks as he unlocks his destiny . "It's Mitts time to shine!"
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Feb 24, 2016 20:23
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Jim Webb . The Webber . Big Jim. Killed a man , killed many men's dreams . but can Jim betray the democrats and switch parties ?
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"you knew the deal, willard. two lost elections. it's your turn."-prince reibus shoves willard into the colliseum Mitt weakly yells "w..what about your taxes>"
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