Joementum posted:

Rick Perry's new smarty pants glasses took him to the Ivy League tonight.

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The Justice Party supports a universal single payer health system ; marriage equality; ending wars of aggression; closing many military bases; reducing the budget; immigration reform; repealing the Patriot Act, protecting and rewarding whistle-blowers, and ending the war on drugs. The Party seeks to prosecute individuals whose illegal conduct led to the economic melt-down. They are supportive of an equal rights amendment for women.

Nameless_Steve posted:

Just imagine Scott Brown, dejectedly walking along the highway in the pouring rain, attempting to thumb it with no success. Sad piano music plays.

Pinterest Mom posted:

Why would Hillary eat herself alive?

Delta-Wye posted:

What nominee fiasco?

BTW, I went googling for information and found this article, which seems unrelated: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/01/18/ted-cruz-warns-a-republican-presidential-nominee-who-isnt-conservative-enough-wont-win-in-2016/

However, it did have this picture:



Yup, I can totally see it.

happyhippy posted:

Little bit of anti-obama.
Little bit of anti-Big Government (but abortion and vagina monitoring is ok)
Little bit of gently caress it only the poor will die from it.
Little bit of vaccines hamper the profits of our insurance/medical care campaign donors.

OctoberBlues posted:

Going with the Bill Belichick method I see...

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I suppose if you put everyone who was guilty of prescription drug crimes in Florida in jail there would be no such thing as Florida.

Misandrist Duck posted:

A dry run before tomorrow

Three Olives posted:

I don't think Huckabee is in this one, surely he isn't both hawking the biblical cancer cure and going to pretend to be a viable candidate for president.

Bicyclops posted:

"You won't catch me in one of those Ron Paul newsletter situations!"

William Bear posted:

Let's hope she uses some version of the slogan, "I'll run America like I ran HP!" Then we can say together:

ComradeCosmobot posted:

Where did those 2% no votes for Hillary go?

Zwabu posted:

It looks like he's going for a "Reservoir Dogs" kind of vibe.

Gravel Gravy posted:

I am 100% for our all-printer currency conversion.

Grouchio posted:

Impossible. I recently read an alternate timeline in which Reagan gets a third term. He barely goes a month in before having several major gaffes thanks to Alzheimers, before resigning when he lets Nancy do some work. Bush Sr then loses to Mario Cuomo in 1992.

Spaceman Future! posted:

Rubio is going all or nothing political suicide on the executive? He must have a pretty cushy tv deal in the works.

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Bobby Digital posted:

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mooyashi posted:

the whiskey of the proletariat is Evan Williams Black Label

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Well there's those two things and, importantly, also his...err, I mean he is known for... uhh.

Opps.

Alex DeLarge posted:

I thought this was going to be about Bruce Jenner.

Rincewinds posted:

Rick Perry is a schizophrenic man who has taken orders from a Bush

My Imaginary GF posted:

But has he taken any orders from the flaming Bush?

TheDisreputableDog posted:

Would Russians involved in the sale be paying him $500,000 for a single speaking engagement?

TheDisreputableDog posted:

It's not like *ten* times the amount, only three.

And I'm sure that Russians are super interested in what an American ex-prez has to say.

And the fact that they stood to gain from the sale of the mine was just a coincidence.

Come on guys, listen to yourselves. Look at what you're defending here.

PupsOfWar posted:

LBJ also had probably the greatest speech-writing team ever, to the point that it's kind of comical listening to him read this lofty, monumental material in his folksy, texan-ish way.

The American Promise

motherfuckers

Brigadier Sockface posted:

FAUXTON posted:

Laura Bush hasn't announced her candidacy yet though.

FAUXTON posted:

Half-windsor, Rand? For shame.

mooyashi posted:

i mean i remember reading him making a statement about "blowing up the IRS" after the whole "Destroy the Washington machine" and wondering if his campaign was going to just keep escalating the imagery of leveling DC as we know it and here we are

Chokes McGee posted:

A yooge and luxurious dump

Thump! posted:

I'm calling it now, Rick Perry is gonna pull out a revolver and pop Trump in the gut.