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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Excuse me, Allen West is a "Noted War Criminal", not just a war criminal!

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Ninjasaurus posted:

Would Christie be the fattest President since William Howard Taft?

And who is the ugliest President so far?

Abraham Lincoln, by his own admission. Sources say that he had a kind of animated craggy charisma despite that, though.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


My Imaginary GF posted:

Well, its true. Deficits don't matter so long as you have a stable political order and continue to make debt servicing obligations. Hell, the larger the deficit, the greater the economic growth, with inflation naturally balancing out your debt.

This modern monetary theory, it sounds like poo poo up my alley.

If more Democrats like the people you are posting as a caricature of actually paid attention to it then perhaps the Democrats could provide an alternate coherent economic vision to "like the way the Republicans manage it, but less bad".

Edit: However good luck getting Democrats united on something like that without the ghost of LBJ sticking his nose in their faces.

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jan 6, 2015

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


computer parts posted:

Literally all Obama has been harping on for like 3 years now has been about raising the minimum wage and putting lots of money into rebuilding infrastructure. Yes, you can argue that he's only doing this because he doesn't have the means to, but to say that there's not an alternative plan proposed is absurd.

(unless your definition of alternate is Literally Socialism)

Obama has been doing so and progressives in general have been doing so but there's not really a broad consensus (unless there were a Democratic majority in both houses, in which case their differences would be ironed out quickly on those issues) among Democratic politicians on those issues. Additionally, while those ideas are important and valuable and need to be implemented, they are not indicative of a different economic theory from the current mainstream, which is a worldview in which revenue and spending must be related and balanced and the government must remain relatively small and act through contractors and stimulus packages if interacting with the economy. These are artificial limitations which do not conform to the reality of the nature of sovereign debt, which is something that MMT explains particularly well.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Gyges posted:

Unlike any of the other potential candidates Mitt already has access to more than enough money to run. Plus he's the only candidate with guaranteed no possibility of having unknown skeletons(Though I hear he once drank coffee before a swim meet.) coming to destroy everything. Which, given the field, is a significant leg up on everyone.

Also nominee Mitt redux would be almost as hilarious as one of the more insane candidates winning, so I really want it to happen.

I am genuinely looking forward to finding out if :mitt: has had a human behavior module upgrade since 2012. Has his small talk repertoire been expanded beyond the height of trees?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Missed this Huckabee jewel

"Not to diminish anything about the climate at all,” Huckabee said, “but Mr. President, I believe that most of us would think that a beheading is a far greater threat to an American than a sunburn.”

Ah, the good old shark attack fallacy.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

The news this morning are all saying Chris Christie is finished and needs to go home. This guy always seems to bounce back, so how true a statement is that?

This has been true for the last two years and three months. He never actually bounced back, he is just campaigning as though he did and he is facing ever-spiraling federal investigations.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


AGirlWonder posted:

What the hell are "black credentials"?

That'd be his James Brown pass.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Deptfordx posted:

Is this some wierd American thing, not understanding graduated taxation that is. I've heard accounts of people saying this sort of thing in America here and in other sites on numerous occasions.

We have a similar taxation system in the Uk, but I've never seen or heard of anyone saying something so ridiculousabout their personal taxation. I mean how profoundly dumb/uncurious do you have to be not to find out how your taxes work the first time you get a paycheck. Even then by the time your an adult, shouldn't you have picked up the details just by osmosis from books/tv/the people around you just from being alive and interacting with the world?

Books, TV, and 95% of the people around you either never discuss it or believe the misconception instead, so no, you're never going to learn that if your only interaction with your taxes is paying H&R Block every year to do them for you or filling in your tax form without analyzing the math behind your tax liability.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Series DD Funding posted:

Yeah I'm sure a billionaire is going to commit easily-detectable federal felonies for whatever pittance dumb people donate.

Trump isn't actually a billionaire and literally every campaign above county dog catcher is filled with graft :ssh:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Cognac McCarthy posted:

Has Andy Borowitz ever written anything remotely funny in his life?

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Apr 16, 2015

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



She said something nice about Elizabeth Warren.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Honestly, I hope MIGF is kind of right about her. We've had 8 years (well, 6 years) of collaborationist attempts and it's so obvious the other side's not playing that even Obama's not trying for bipartisanship now. I want Hillary to be the political murder machine she's made out to be, because gently caress this Congress forever.

Hillary is the LBJ to Obama's Kennedy.

That's a good thing. LBJ got momentous poo poo done that a man with a lesser spine, balls, or volume of blackmail could not have accomplished.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Fulchrum posted:

But can you be LBJ without literally cockslapping your opponents into line?

Well, the First Laddy's got to have something to do.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Orkin Mang posted:

why is ted cruzs the american flag on fire

Truth in advertising.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


EvanSchenck posted:

As to the establishment being Jack Bauer fans, that didn't save his career but it did get him placed in a new one. He got a lot of positive press in the conservative media for what he did, and how it got him fired (durn liberal pussies). He parlayed that buzz into his political career. Straight up, people voted for him because he tortured an Arab for no good reason.

9/11 is a hell of a drug :911: :okpos:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Paolomania posted:

Yes. Growing up in the US in the 80's there was definitely a streak of paranoia that the Japanese with their superior manufacturing and roaring economy were going to buy up everything.

https://youtu.be/UlEFqR4SaVA?t=38

A 30-second encapsulation of 1980s American paranoia about Japan.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Cliff Racer posted:

Well they sure got the part about the faxes right. Seriously, they still send stuff by fax in Japan.

The subtlest "Japan will own America" set dressing detail in that scene is that Fujitsu is five years younger than Marty.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Requesting itshappening.gif with Bernie instead of :evil:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


What is it about Santorum that puts his floor in polls and elections so abnormally low for a Republican? Sweater-vest hatred? "PAPISTS :bahgawd:"?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


A sentient toupee posted:

“Mexico? The worst. What they’re doing to us on the border is incredible. It’s incredible. People coming over like a sieve, and they’re taking our jobs.” The audience cheered as Trump promised to slap a 35 percent tax on cars made in Mexico: “We’re not gonna let you come across with the illegals, the cars. We got everything coming across: We got illegals, we got free cars ...” He concluded: “I would build the greatest wall you have ever seen. The greatest. You know who’s gonna pay for the wall? Mexico.” The crowd roared.

The yoogest wall.

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 11:36 on May 12, 2015

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Walker 2016: "At least I'm not Voldemort"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


This is about the time Romney is going to ride in on a white horse and end up the establishment candidate by default again, right? :mitt:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


DaveWoo posted:

Nah, Jeb already has the "establishment candidate by default" slot locked up.

Not if his campaign continues to be "My Brother's Worst Policies Greatest Hits"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Dolash posted:

I'm going to predict Trump to be the first to peak and burn out. A few more polls showing him hovering around second and the media glare will turn up, and if ever there was a candidate ready to say something dumb enough to sink their campaign it's Trump - his bar's just higher than usual, is all.

Trump's demographic is the section of the population that views dumb statements as a positive.

Edit: You can tell mostly because Donald Trump saying "I would be a great president" is so self-evidently dumb that this must be the case.

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jun 25, 2015

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Voyager I posted:

I'm pretty sure we Americans would have much more pressing concerns under President Trump, such as his plan to solve the national debt by having the US declare bankruptcy and then selling the assets in a private auction to a shell country owned by him.

Can't wait to see what my rights are as a new citizen of 1st Trump National.

Trump only offers the full package of the classiest, most luxurious rights possible to his citizens.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


DaveWoo posted:

I hope Trump does run as a third-party candidate, mainly because it'd be hilarious to once again see an eccentric billionaire split the vote and help hand the presidency to a Clinton.

I eagerly await the formation of the Bull-Duck Party.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Joementum posted:

So glad you asked.



He has since deleted that.

He's counting every hair in his wig as a patriot.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


greatn posted:

I don't see any shift at all caused by Sanders so far. If there is it will come later than this.

Sanders intending to enter the race and the recent popularity of progressive rhetoric from people like him and Warren caused Hillary to come into the race significantly to the left of Obama, whereas without that she might well be vying for maximum centrism against O'Malley.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Vox Nihili posted:

Check out the comment section here to see how Trump's base is responding to his latest hosed up gaffe (is there a word/reference that means "ultra-gaffe?" gaffe doesn't really seem to go far enough here):

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/07/18/trump-mccain-a-war-hero-because-he-was-captured-i-like-people-who-werent/#disqus_thread

Comparisons between Kerry and Trump abound. "Someone had to say it." Etc.

A gaffe is when you mismatch your statements to your audience and look foolish or offensive because of it. They're unintentional.

Trump's statements are the opposite. He has matched them with his audience so perfectly that he is immune to criticism. He is immune to gaffing because he is running as 100% unadulterated The Donald, and anything he says, he meant to say.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Solid Poopsnake posted:

So after Trump crosses the Rubicon, who will be the American Augustus?

Donald J. Trump, Jr.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Mrit posted:

Its both. Colleges have become wasteful and full of flashy gimmick crap to pull in students. And states need to better fund colleges so that the cost is minimal to students.

Operations and construction are two separate pools of money in most colleges and construction money cannot be spent on operations. Starfleet Academy dorms, climbing walls, etc., beyond their maintenance costs, can't actually impact the operations budget - and state support for operations has fallen dramatically basically everywhere.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



The Trump Cross is obviously gold, not black :colbert:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


H5N1 posted:

I don't care what's been said over the last few pages -- I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

High...energy?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Prof. Lurker posted:

Cruz mathematically eliminated from 1237 (on ballot 1 at least)

:smugdon: :getin:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Montasque posted:

Sean Hannity update: He's happy about Harriet Tubman getting the honor of replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

He's now talking about how awesome Donald Trump is.

E: SUPER FIENDS ASSEMBLE!



A Pence endorsement would be toxic and the only people in Indiana who know who Scott Walker is are the union types, who consider him to be the devil.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Three Olives posted:

Trump's hispanic outreach continues to do well.

:bahgawd: Look, he said being Mexican was fine, okay? What more do you out of control liberals want?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


fade5 posted:

lol, no.
https://twitter.com/miladvisor/status/744920906724605952
Two days later:

https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/745952694196666368
The SAA got loving murdered in their shitass little Raqqa offensive, just ask about the 555th regiment which mysteriously doesn't exist anymore. (Cuz they're dead.)

I thought this one was particularly telling:

slavatuvs posted:

You know how you can tell it was an organized tactical retreat? They left their camps behind.


Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Thunderbro posted:

Bill Clinton was not impeached because his political connections threw weight in the Senate. It is legal history now that he committed perjury concerning his very real and very well-documented affair with Monica Lewinski and under all legal rights should have been impeached. Almost like how the Clinton dynasty is now throwing weight to prevent another one from being brought to justice on very-well documented breaches of national security. The difference here is that hackers and foreign interests are now serving the evidence straight to the public and political opponents.

Ah yes, reliable foreign interests such as Mr. Benjamin Ghazi

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


2016 GOP Collapse: waterboarding? I like it a lot

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