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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
My favorite song about Jesus is "The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead" by XTC. Why is better than literally the entire Christian rock genre? Discuss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYupSHWEJxA

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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ThirdPartyView posted:

The only good song about Jesus is "Jesus Christ" by Woody Guthrie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkHG-oKCEU

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
C'mon guys rehashing philosophical arguments while getting his persecution complex stroked is why he made this thread and why do that and get 30 pages of predictable "he said this thing lol" when there is more fun posting your favorite Jesus songs.

Example featuring Miley Cyrus's new boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9SbUfCB7A

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dad rockin this thread now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el75UyYO554
edit: nils cline probably isn't god

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:

It cannot be a bad thing that more souls are saved prior to the end. It does delay the end, though.

With an increasing global population, doesn't delaying the end (which will occur when there are fewer Christians) mean that a greater and greater number of sinners are lost the longer it is delayed?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:

Yes, but they all deserve it.

Kyrie eleison posted:

It cannot be a bad thing that more souls are saved prior to the end.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I don't see why God couldn't have created a universe in which everyone has the free will to accept or reject salvation, but no one happens to choose rejection.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Q: What does God tell a sinner with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, He's already told him twice.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cavaradossi posted:

You can choose anything you like though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:

No. The Bible has examples of "infertility", in Genesis of all places, resulting in people having children. So the official teaching of the Church is that infertility is never certain.

If infertility is never certain how can we be sure that homosexuality can't produce children?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:

The potential for fertility only exists between a man and a woman. It is clear and obvious to everyone that men and women were designed to go together sexually for the purpose of creating children.


But, we can never assume infertility?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:

Obscene works should be banned.

All society should promote only good influences, especially amongst children and youths.

Bad influences should be contained, only accessible to those who have been judged to have sufficient wisdom so that they will not be corrupted by them, but can use them for the purpose of growing their understanding.

How exactly did you end up with a Something Awful account anyway?

e: Please let me know if this is obscene

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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kyrie eleison posted:



Masturbating is also embarrassing.

Then why did you make this thread
edit: forgot pic

CheesyDog fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jan 3, 2015

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