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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

N4I can you set up an inter-subforum regulars secret Santa? I'll make 10 hand crafted GiP worthy and approved CHRISTmas cards for whichever 10 D&D Regulars agree to send me and 9 other regular gippers handcrafted D&D approved Holiday cards.

I'll put a shimton of effort into making them amazing, and I'm sure they could come up with some pretty lol cards.

Thoughts?

Yes pls

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:00

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ElMaligno posted:

What are you mailing cheap Mexican labor?

Oh, I hope secret satan mails me some landscapers

# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 15:19

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Are the gays bad at math? Is this a stereotype that I'm unfamiliar with?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 03:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

if this were any cheaper some lucky goon would be stylin come Christmas

http://shreddersapparel.com/products/36-chambers-knit-w-sweater-pre-order

# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 04:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Just write "DILDOS.COM" on the outside.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 01:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I hope my guy heeds the warning and opens his package in a well ventilated area :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 01:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

gonna need some pictures of that piggy shim

Like, put him in a little Santa hat or something

Hail Santa

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 04:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dead Reckoning posted:

Don wasn't kidding, btw

Enjoy your superpowers.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 05:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Package sent

A lucky goon will receive his box of bees this Saturday :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 23:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zapps chips best chips

Is there another Nola goon in GiP?

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 01:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mister Man posted:

drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately.

stay strong brother

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 14:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

USPS says my GiPper's gift is waiting in their mailbox

I hope you've got adequate ppe :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 21:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Master Bateman posted:

Got my gifts. Pics inc.

time to play dress up Mr. Bateman.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 23:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Master Bateman posted:

Thanks beanieson!

nice

Get yourself a suit and some fake blood, you'll be all set for Halloween :allears:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 03:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I farted in that box but I guess the duct tape didn't hold it in

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 03:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

There's a package on my porch addressed to Joe Bean

:ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 00:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

There's no weird stains or odors... It's not ticking or anything... Should I open it or toss it in a dumpster someplace far away?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 00:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

What's this???

Oh sweet!!! It's The Ghost of Moderators Past, Santa Slagcheek finally sent me the goddamn crab chips he promised :iamafag:

What's that honey, there's something else in the box???

Oh my :ohdear:

Oh My

brb dispensing Sexy Justice

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 00:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Thanks secret santa. My wife had a few questions about all this when she saw an axe and raincoat in my amazon purchase history, she's got waaaay more questions now.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 01:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Master Bateman posted:

No problem sexy. Please beat a minority with it.

Crab chips are p good btw, not really spicy, just a nice blend of seasonings :munch:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 20:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

2014 year of the secret selfie

hail santa

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 09:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I stole that book about a decade ago. Congratualations on receipt of stolen goods! The real gift was making you an accessory.

All this is admissible in court fyi, if you resist arrest I'll have to use my new nightstick

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 17:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

that wrapping paper is incredible :allears:

wtf is mugwort?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 20:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Deathy McDeath posted:

~*hello boys*~

sorry, you got me right when finals were kicking in and I was losing my mind.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 18:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

I was gonna clone my own dick but I figured a 6 foot chris pratt was a better idea.

Wait, his dick is 6 feet long?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 21:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This is easily the best secret Santa I've been in.

Where could I see some of that dick art :munch:

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 05:40

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

pls take before and after pics

use a dime or something for scale tia

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 04:13

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