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Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

get a red jacket and pith helmet then provoke the locals so you can reenact roarkes drift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

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Feb 15, 2005

Marion Barry, coke using former mayor of DC and personal hero of Rob Ford, dead at 78.

http://us.cnn.com/2014/11/23/us/marion-barry-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

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Feb 15, 2005

DownByTheWooter posted:

I was just thinking this morning: The special forces soldiers with huge beards riding around in toyota four-runners guiding airstrikes and blasting isis dudes with the kurds have the coolest loving job on earth right now

Special Forces Valhalla: FID with no restrictions

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Feb 15, 2005

CNN questioning if we're seeing a new Obama now that midterms are over. No poo poo, it's a lame duck in his last two years of office. This is the time every president uses to do whatever he loving wants.

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Feb 15, 2005

2:1 Officer cleared, town sacked and burned
5:1 Officer not cleared, town sacked and burned
10:1 Officer cleared, light protesting and a speech by Al Sharpton, everybody grumbles and goes home
10000000:1 Officer not cleared, later brought up on capital charges and executed

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Feb 15, 2005

LongDarkNight posted:

What's the spread on number of city blocks burned?

Depends on windspeed.

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Feb 15, 2005

Maybe Vice will do another live feed.

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Feb 15, 2005

Omi-Polari posted:

Another casualty of #GamerGate.

Ssh, we don't talk about that here.

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Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_djk1RQ2Ew

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaTT859Yk0

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Feb 15, 2005

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted 8-10 inches.

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Feb 15, 2005

In reality they usually don't send Guardsmen out armed and nobody really listens to us. My unit got called out for hurricanes/tropical storms in recent years. Some guys brought their personal sidearms for night patrols, but the few people who were out to loot abandoned homes would bail when they saw flashlights and people in uniform. The only time people got pissed was when the mayor ordered a house destroyed due to structural instability and being a hazard and a group of our guys had to run control on a non-plussed crowd.

The really funny stories are from people not listening and trying to bypass checkpoints. After these storms areas of the Susquehanna river rose as much as 40 feet, putting many roads and homes underwater. We had humvees setting up blocking checkpoints to keep people from going down roads they would need a boat for. Of course there were dummies who called bullshit and found a way past the checkpoints through sidestreets, and then would look really sheepish when our boats would have to pick them up from where their former-SUV-now-submarine was.

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Feb 15, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

HEH I guess you could say the truth is somewhere in the middle??? :smuggo:

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Feb 15, 2005

Equine Don posted:

What rereg are you

a good one

get on hangouts scrub

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Feb 15, 2005

There's infantry, and everything else is support. Heh. :smug:

Get away from my tank, knuckle dragger. Warming yourself up in the exhaust makes you weak.

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

Lucas will still find a way to gently caress it up.

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Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Lucas has no involvement.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Lucas will still find a way to gently caress it up.

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Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Which part of the next star wars movie is your favorite?

What does this question even mean?

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Feb 15, 2005

What's going on in Afghanistan these days?

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Feb 15, 2005

The Romans had Gaul and Britain. I'd call that equivalent given the level of civilization in those areas at the time.

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Feb 15, 2005

Darren Wilson has resigned from the Ferguson PD.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/29/us/ferguson-protests/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

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Feb 15, 2005

justice4trayvawn posted:

Seems like a false flag agent provocateur goal post moving bootstrapper government agent to me, op

But really what did the arch ever do to anyone >:[

Architectural blasphemy. Freestanding arches are the heretical product of witchcraft and their builders must be burned.

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Feb 15, 2005

Waroduce posted:

Hug it out

Suck my dick from the back.

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Feb 15, 2005

Equine Don posted:

How it works is its bullshit and also gay as well.

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Feb 15, 2005

I wonder how many Cousin Vinnies there are out there.

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Feb 15, 2005

Deffo have to have the 50FA story of the officer getting electrocuted by the wire under the helicopter.

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Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

That's not what theoretical physics means.

They're ready for you, Gordon. In the test chamber.

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Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if Petraeus is porking undergrads now.

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Feb 15, 2005

The Zone is growing. :tinfoil:

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Feb 15, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

How the hell do they keep F-4's in fighting form 35 years after we quit selling them spares?

F-4s are awesome planes that refuse to die. They're powered by the souls of napalmed babies.

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Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

The Warthog doesn't have afterburning engines. :spergin:

We should use the cash to make one that does.

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Feb 15, 2005

orange juche posted:

Shut up, cole.

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Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Actually that was a Good Post by Cole :shrug:

Cole's only good posts involve dogs. :shrug:

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Feb 15, 2005

Why would you not want to give them a case of the prussian blues?

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Feb 15, 2005

Which old video game dude died?

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Feb 15, 2005


meh

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Feb 15, 2005

ActusRhesus posted:

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2014/12/not-a-parody.php

When the "trigger warning" generation goes to post-grad...

It's Columbia. I am not surprised.

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Feb 15, 2005


Seashells trigger me. Am I doomed in the future?

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Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I am upset that other people are upset about things completely unrelated to them and which have no bearing on their lives!

~*fartz*~

===D~~~

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