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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Its actually an ad for Gillette

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May 6, 2007

new favourite reaction gif:

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May 6, 2007

Some Klaus gifs I made back when people actually cared about gif size:





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May 6, 2007

Last one finishes up the story started by the final two of the previous post:



(for the unenlightened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo )

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May 6, 2007

Foodship9 posted:



Noah (2014)

the art and directing in that movie were amazing

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May 6, 2007


I've done that (as in that exact thing shown in the .gif).

There are surprisingly few customers injured, though the drivers tend to be insane and when they don't have anyone in the boat they do even more dumb and dangerous poo poo. One died a few years ago.

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May 6, 2007

Double Bill posted:

If you want to see what happens when you're not lucky, search lathe in liveleak and look for the mature tagged one.

ps. don't do it

pps. seriously don't do it

ppps why suggest it then?

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May 6, 2007

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

Anyways this lady go super saiyan:

She was probably pretty badly burned by this :/

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May 6, 2007


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May 6, 2007


I know we get taught to dismiss women's health issues as "icky" generally, or for pelvic floor stuff just a sex thing, but it's actually important for some women. It helps with incontinence, and it's particularly important for postnatal recovery, for example.

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May 6, 2007

TrustmeImLegit posted:

He offered his left hand to shake. Nerd not the awkward weirdo there.

:goonsay:

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May 6, 2007

Grem posted:

What kind of loving devilry is this?

My guess is the pages are cut different widths so loving through on one part of the edge catches the print pages and another part catches the pictures

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May 6, 2007


I always go to the front of the train when I catch a particular subway line here because it's got a corner like that

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May 6, 2007


I think the new blade runner movie showed that filming poo poo with miniatures still looks much better than purely cgi stuff.

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May 6, 2007


I've been on trains like that far more often than I care to, occasionally with a pram - you can't imagine the dirty looks I get.

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May 6, 2007

People are fairly considerate when I've got the baby in a carrier, and my kid doesn't mind at all.

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May 6, 2007


At first I thought that was Gordon Ramsay and there's no way he'd have the patience or temperament for a game like that

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May 6, 2007


"Hey new guy, enjoy your silicosis"

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May 6, 2007

Mondian posted:

Everything I know about thermal paste I learned from official MSI instructional videos



What's the story with this? Did someone make a fake MSI video or did MSI really release a terrible video at some point

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May 6, 2007

He's saying "I... AM... Your FATHER!!!!" while Han is saying "Err, right then..."

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May 6, 2007

Knormal posted:

Or you could just put a cone or literally anything else tall enough for the cameras and radar to see right in front of it and right behind it, but that works too I guess.

The whole point is that the car ISN'T blocked by anything.

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May 6, 2007

The Sausages posted:

Maori dudes with their war face on will always remind me of The Dead Lands

https://i.imgur.com/DBaclrF.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/fQLeMb9.gifv

That movie was so good~

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May 6, 2007

Bina posted:

Wtf is that

For real though it's a goat. The breed is called a Damascus goat. They're real pretty

efb

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May 6, 2007

If all the cars in the world simultaneously crashed into walls oriented the same way, would it effect the rotation of the earth?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Well also poo poo like Instagram and Snapchat have a lot to answer for, you cant film stories horizontally in those apps and it's only fairly recent that IG let you upload a horizontal video to your stories

If you're only watching poo poo/browsing on your phone as people increasingly are then it also makes sense not to have to flip your phone to get the full view

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May 6, 2007


drat its good he's got that helmet on, otherwise a fall from there could be nasty

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May 6, 2007

Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zkaa6g0.mp4

(He's celebrating a goal but the ref is flagging an offside it was later overturned)

Haha I saw that and hoped I'd see it in gif form later. Thank you

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May 6, 2007


This is the perfect metaphor for Belgium winning that game actually

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May 6, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

I doubt he intended that but it's an incredible goal

You doubt he intended to score a goal?

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May 6, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

What have I wrought



e: Can we at least doubt Michy Batshuayi intended to do that

You doubt he intended to bounce the ball back into his own face?

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May 6, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't get why soccer goal tenders even let the opposing players kick the ball back in to celebrate. In hockey it would be a potential bench clearing brawl for showing such lovely sportsmanship.

haha and "bench clearing brawl" is so much more sporting than celebrating a goal like that

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May 6, 2007


Wasn't she recently diagnosed with cancer or something?

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May 6, 2007

Nuebot posted:

Didn't that kick like rupture that guy's testicle or something?

When I was 13 we were in PE (gym class) and a kid wasn't taking part but didn't want to say why. The teacher thought he was just being a typical 13yo boy being lazy and kept pressing him until the kid snapped and shouted out that he'd ruptured a testicle while skateboarding.

It's one of those things you don't really recover from in a group of 13 year olds.

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May 6, 2007

s.i.r.e. posted:

Wow, never heard of that but that's hosed.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/15/alabama-accomplice-law-lakeith-smith

A 15yo (who is now 18) got 30 years for murder because a cop killed one of his friends while they were committing burglary. The US justice system is kinda hosed

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May 6, 2007


That must be so loving uncomfortable to wear

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May 6, 2007

Shark handler: *slaps skin of shark* these bad boys are smooth as hell

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May 6, 2007

Billzasilver posted:

fun fact: this is exactly how your balls work

When you pee, you mean?

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May 6, 2007

Former DILF posted:

pee is not stored in the balls :argh:

I know it's hard to stay current once you leave school but there have been some important scientific advancements over the last 5 years:

1) The earth is flat
2) Sharks are smooth as hell
3) Pee is stored in the balls

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May 6, 2007

ToxicSlurpee posted:

But are the balls flat?

Only after you've peed

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May 6, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

Ok but where do the girls store their pee?

Trick question, girls don't pee, they secrete all their urea through their poop like a bird

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