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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Jamesman posted:

This must be how ghosts feel when they realize they're dead. :(

This is the perfect description for all those slap-in-the-face "I sure am getting old" realizations.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Quantrill posted:

That's cheating.

I called Hasbro. They said it violates the spirit of the game, but not the actual rules.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Gromit posted:

I'd be interested to know what actor would let someone fire a blank that close to their head to make your film experience better.

Yeah, practical effects are simply not an option, there. That's why movies didn't use guns or violence of any kind until Industrial Light and Magic pioneered modern CGI.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Zopotantor posted:

Glass is just as effective and much cheaper.

You'll never be a supervillain with that attitude.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

ZenMaster posted:



New Tesla acceleration button. Actually says "insane".

I love the old lady. You can actually see her youth return to her in the last instant of the gif. "Woah, I forgot how much fun this kind of poo poo is."

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

thespaceinvader posted:

Aaaand I instantly heard the music in my mind. Goddamn that song has good penetration.

Haha, I didn't get it the first time. When I scrolled down, the image came into view a little at a time, and all I saw were hands moving. I left the page and came back right at beginning of the gif, and BAM.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Wow, that is pretty great. I wonder how much time went into it, and what it cost. The production values are outstanding, and eighteen minutes is a long run time. Not to mention, there's a part one.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Rincewinds posted:

I think the images comes from some libertarian site

The Wall Street Journal, actually. The text next to the picture says that millions of people, "both affluent and poor," are about to feel the sting. The poor people are the ones earning $180,000 in the inforgraphic.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Sappo569 posted:

HEY BABY, what you doing outside its 3am!

Nigga, I got kids to feed!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

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This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Sappo569 posted:

I watched some of his stand up again after I posted that, dear god he can make me laugh



He's brilliant. I've been a fan of his standup for a long time, going back to his appearance on Comic Relief when he was twenty or twenty-one years old. Somehow, I never actually saw an episode of Chappelle's Show, just some clips floating around the internet. I need to rectify that.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

drat, Denis Leary looks young in that flick.



I have a low-tech version of that machine.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I assume that's David Mitchell, but is it actually Nick Kroll?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Soul Train gifs own. There were a couple of really great ones floating around here a year or so back.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

IUG posted:

Thanks a lot thread, you killed Spock.


I don't care how much of a nerd it makes me, that scene chokes me the gently caress up every single time. That, and Kirk trying to get out the word "human," before they fire the space-casket out through the torpedo tube.

Edit: Dammit, I just found out from the meme thread :(


I liked Neelix better when he was on Benson.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Dienes posted:

It looked a lot better in my memories.

If that doesn't look great to you, and get your motor running, Millhouse probably still has your soul. Hope you spent the $5 wisely.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Is she an asynchronous blinker, or what?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

achillesforever6 posted:

That just reminds me that there was a cartoon for the movie Evolution, anyone remember that movie? That was a fun little movie.

I remember that movie. Country Mac was in it.

I remember it being pretty blah.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

veedubfreak posted:

There's been multiple movies where someone tried to use a helicopter to mow down the protagonist. Wouldn't having the blades chop someone up while still airborne pretty much crash the chopper?

Ask Dorcey Wingo about that.

Edit: ^^ Yep.

Edit 2: ^^ * 2



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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

"Best defense: no be there."

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Nordick posted:

I like the more usual spidery kind of spiders as well, I think they're cool critters. But daddy longlegs creep me right the gently caress out and I can't explain why. I mean, not on a phobia kind of level, but still.

Hooo, boy... I was camping with my family in Falls Creek Falls, Tennessee as a young boy. One morning, I woke up covered in daddy longlegs. They were inside my shirt, they were in my hair, they were all over my tent and my body. I am not arachnophobic, but that was a lot of drat arachnids to have on one's person.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

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This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Jamesman posted:

Holy poo poo. I think the guy with the cinder block is legally allowed to murder the other guy.

Wasabi the J posted:

Holy poo poo, I just realised that's not a sledge hammer!

You guys act like you've never seen a bris, before.

A mohel that efficient is probably booked months in advance.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Davfff posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agF11_Rha7g

Skipper's Canyon Jetboating in Queenstown NZ if anyone is curious

fong posted:

I've done that (as in that exact thing shown in the .gif).

There are surprisingly few customers injured, though the drivers tend to be insane and when they don't have anyone in the boat they do even more dumb and dangerous poo poo. One died a few years ago.

Wait. What? That's real? I thought it was some sort of Hydro Thunder knockoff.


I enthused, "Oh, nice," twice during that.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Political Whores posted:



Display of high value. Ladies ain't got no chance.



Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

VendaGoat posted:

Why are you trying to empty my bank account?

I can just see myself in my mansion's entry hall of an evening, sherry in hand, cashmere dressing gown lending me a roguish air. I am showing a lady friend my newest acquisition: a fully animated portrait; a piece on the vanguard of the new art; a piece that seamlessly combines the classical master's touch with the emerging digital world. We watch the piece to the end, and I laugh, and laugh. Then, I ring the bell to summon Consuela, who kneels over my unconscious companion, waking her with gentle taps on her cheeks, then helps her to the bathroom to clean the poo poo out her goddamn drawers.


Edit:

This is killing me. I saw it yesterday, or the day before, when someone posted it, but I must not have been paying attention. This is gold.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

canis minor posted:

This is strangely satisfying.

That's why there is an entire website dedicated to that sort of thing: http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

There's a couple that does this in Absinthe here in Las Vegas. It's actually pretty spectacular.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Now, post one with the much more common outcome of the tire exploding and killing everyone within a two-block radius. I feel it is our duty to show the dangers, as well as the joys.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Pudding Space posted:

It's as if years of blows to the head had somehow affected their capacity for a rational and nuanced consideration of these issues.

If only they would make public apologies read from a statement that has been pre-written by their management. All would be forgiven, and we could move on to the real problems facing society. Like fictional X-men calling other fictional X-men 'sluts'. Or actors not behaving exactly like their characters in vampire shows.

Tyson was 23 years old when he lost to Douglas, which was largely blamed on his mental decline. He was just barely 25 when he raped Desiree Washington. Mayweather's entire career has been about not getting hit. It's unlikely that either man's actions are the result of accumulated trauma from the sport of boxing.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Decrepus posted:

Only like 8 people on this whole site can relate to that.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Those things get more awesome with each iteration. That little launch-step is amazing.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

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This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I feel like there are better uses for your incredibly hot girlfriend.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

muscles like this? posted:

Nanananananana

BATMAN

Wow.

I remember playing Pong.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Gorilla Salad posted:

They better be playing Black Betty


(for some reason, Vimeo's the only place to find the original Spiderbait video for their cover of the song)

That version almost didn't suck. Then, the vocals kicked in with the distortion cranked to 11.



This owns.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

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This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

A couple years back, I was driving down Eastern between Sahara and Desert Inn, and encountered an old man leading a train of pack mules down the road. For those not familiar with Las Vegas, Eastern is a major street, and there is very little reason for someone to be walking mules on it. I made a U-turn, pulled up and asked the guy, "What's with the mules?" The old guy barks, "Gold," without even looking up. It was bizarre.

I think I still have the video.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

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This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Hooooooly poo poo. I did not know this was a thing. A couple weeks ago I met the cast of Evil Dead: The Musical, which I also did now know was a thing, at a karaoke show. Now I see this. The universe is preparing me for something great.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

sick trigger posted:

it's not even a real planet

If Pluto chooses to self-identify as a planet, you have to respect that. Who are you to tell a rock whether it is a pebble or a planet?

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Aramoro posted:

For some reason she reminds me of Jeff Goldblum, especially in Portlandia.

I don't know who she is, but she absolutely looks like Jeff Goldblum. At the end of that chew, it's uncanny.

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