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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Bubbacub posted:

So there are rare situations in which a Mavica could be the best camera?

the mavica is the Official Camera of Shortbus

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Fart Car '97 posted:

No its this photog w/ the watemark on the image captioned "nurses after a miscarriage" yes its from imgur still loving lol



:stare:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


8th-snype posted:

Nice feeling of asphyxiation there Erik

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


xzzy posted:

nice feeling of mario kart there steffan

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


feigning interest posted:

Pedestrian photography goes in the street thread

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



mods, new forum background pls

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Doggles posted:

PROTIP: When shooting a cosplay model, shift their legs over a few inches in Photoshop. Because why the gently caress not?!



holy poo poo :stare:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



I'm trying like hell to figure out what exactly happened here :psyduck:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


8th-snype posted:

someone tried to moon a pentax user but was too busy laughing at their Q and fell into an open sewer (and sometimes known as your posts)

always known as my posts :colbert:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



:stare:

I love that like every comment is just making GBS threads on it

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


feigning interest posted:

DPReview Recommends: Best compact cameras for travel 2015




DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


KinkyJohn posted:

I'm stuck in David Lynch's petting zoo

Not seeing the problem with this part, tbqh

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


epic phone calls down???? :ohdear:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


it's me

im the overpriced diesel hat

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


8th-snype posted:

my mourning jacket

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


bobmarleysghost posted:

Dukeku made this


bless you, Dukeku

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


akadajet posted:

Nice mouse pointer Dukeku

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Russian wedding photos own, actually

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


BANME.sh posted:

mods can we rename dorkroom to the bokeh vault

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


HookShot posted:



This was my favourite, I can't stop laughing at the completely out of focus bunny.

soundmonkey make this the nikon thread background pls

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


there's so much good poo poo in that guy's facebook album, goddamn

he's even one of those itworks pyramid scheme guys.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


that's a wax statue and I won't hear different

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



ahahahaha

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


it's me

i'm handjobs unlimited

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Frankly I'm more offended by this "Well her name is Ashley but it's spelled..." poo poo that white parents do all the loving time now.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I get that typically high school football is a nightmare of bad lighting to shoot in, but jesus christ that front page photo is such a blurry drat mess

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


murk posted:

Hes still got 37 hours and $2443 to go.. might happen. Did you see that for $1000 backers you get:

Pledge $1,000 or more

8x10 Prints for 1 year

I will send you up to 3 8x10s of yourself from every event I shoot of you until the end of 2017

well holy poo poo i'm in

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



holy poo poo

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


aricoarena posted:

What on earth is happening with that guys hair?

He genuinely looks like he's wearing a hair net :psyduck:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Well yeah, he needs camera equipment first


A camera is equipment :v:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Known Lecher posted:

Actually I think it's just some ham-handed post-processing.

About Me posted:

I do not believe in using painting the scene with touch up in an image editor to make my photos. I instead believe in relying on the beauty of the subject. I limit editing to making already good pictures better. If it does not look fascinating to me, I will not include it in my portfolio.

He's both admitting to this and denying it at once :psyduck:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


BANME.sh posted:

Do yourself a favor (or not) and check out his facebook posts


:stare:

These are the words of a man who realizes he is in waaayyyy over his head but is just going with it

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


xzzy posted:

You really need to be using a brand new SD card with each shoot.

I think Dakana's grandmother fully believed this for a while. She'd fill up the memory card on her P&S and buy a new card. :3:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao

xzzy posted:

Listing off their gear and settings is a giant red flag

it really is. Every single time.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


have any of these photographers ever actually defined "Digital negatives"? I see it a ton

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Welp

good on him for owning up to it, I suppose

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


polyester concept posted:

if he was making a living from it he wouldn't need a patreon and hide the monthly income amount.

ding ding ding

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


stevie wonder can totally see

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


erephus posted:

Is fixed focus lenses a thing?

those body-cap lenses olympus made I think are

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


mAlfunkti0n posted:

"For my trip to Grand Teton National Park, I tried to rent about $20,000 worth of gear. My parents made me send it back after a heated argument."

:laffo:

E: soundmonkey make that quote the thread title you fukkn nerd

DJExile fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 18, 2017

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