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Al Borland

by XyloJW

pig slut lisa posted:

hear ye, hear ye. the number of prizes has tripled, to THREE PRIZES, one from each of the judges. prizes will be awarded in the following categories:
1) funniest
2) best art or whatever
3) most creative

wow great, thanks three judges :swoon:

Okay yobbers, it tis the season and we need to spread some BYOB cheer!

I am giving away an SA cert to whoever comes up with the best BYOB Seasonal Card:

It is pretty simple! Pop open MSpaint / Photoshop and whip up a creative and funny seasonal card that you think is the spirit of BYOB and will spread cheer and BYOBNess to those who see it.



See? Even I managed to whip something up and I'm sure you can do 10000x better.

You will be judged in no particular order on things like:

-Creativity
-Humor
-Artistic / Unartistic abilities
-Whimsy
-The Spirit of BYOB
-Judge Bribery and Flattery
-General BYOBing
-Other

Your lovely Judges for this contest are:

The Lovely Pig Slut Lisa
The ever radiant FluffieDuckie
and myself Al Borland

So get crackin BYOB! You have until the 20th of December to submit an entry. You can also submit multiple entries to up your odds of winning!

May the spirit of BYOB be with you!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Dec 4, 2014

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Am I aloud to enter the contest?

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Gross Dude posted:

Am I aloud to enter the contest?

It would be very unbyob if you were not.

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


should there be a standard entry size or is that overly constraining

Salmiakki


can i make one that is a physical card

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ty cat dynamite

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!



this is gonna be my sig when lowtax turns them on on tuesday

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

pig slut lisa posted:

should there be a standard entry size or is that overly constraining

I'd say keep it readable but lets let BYOB do its thing.

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:love: poo poo i already bought my christmas cards this year


ty crap

ty landy

i am he

seasons reetings - Captain No-mates

mags
Probation
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paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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FluffieDuckie

Already seeing some quality entries here. This judging is going to be tough.

Also I think pictures of physical cards would be appropriate.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Al Borland

by XyloJW
If you want to go hog wild and design a full card that would be awesome. Postcards we're seeing a lot of but there's something special about those open up and see the magic cards.

Remember you're not just competing for a cert but for our love.

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Lil Cunty



i died


ty crap

ty landy

google THIS

Al Borland

by XyloJW
A strong intimidating start. I can't wait to see what else comes out of it.

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treasure bear


needs a box of wine photoshopped in

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!



the "sloppy santa" was not covered in the pissing w/ a hardon tips & tricks megathread but i am glad to see this advanced technique finally getting the appreciation it deserves

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Awesome! posted:

the "sloppy santa" was not covered in the pissing w/ a hardon tips & tricks megathread but i am glad to see this advanced technique finally getting the appreciation it deserves

How could i have forgotten this classic all-round festive favourite!

i'll update the wiki

heard u like girls

drat these are all good

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
can you give the cert to yourrself to change your av OP thanks

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my new dog posted:

can you give the cert to yourrself to change your av OP thanks

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


my new dog posted:

can you give the cert to yourrself to change your av OP thanks
no. that is his av

i am he

my new dog posted:

can you give the cert to yourrself to change your av OP thanks

Al Borland

by XyloJW

my new dog posted:

can you give the cert to yourrself to change your av OP thanks

If you win the contest you can give it back to me to change my AV.

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why do sids poses lend themselves so well to photoshop

theyre the gifts that keep on giving


also im worried about sid has anyone heard from him lately?


ty crap

ty landy

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

WD-40 posted:

why do sids poses lend themselves so well to photoshop

theyre the gifts that keep on giving


also im worried about sid has anyone heard from him lately?

leave sid alone actually

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my new dog posted:

leave sid alone actually

he's a grown rear end man

alnilam

WD-40 posted:

why do sids poses lend themselves so well to photoshop

theyre the gifts that keep on giving


also im worried about sid has anyone heard from him lately?

He got kicked out of his house but got an apartment he likes but it doesn't have internet yet, last i heard

mags
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is he still with his lady friend?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

CAT BRUSH posted:

is he still with his lady friend?

perhaps you should use your imagination and create a greeting card that ells us how his holidays will go.

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i am he posted:

seasons reetings - Captain No-mates

City of Glompton



inside of card reads "Hello"


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Siluvayne posted:



inside of card reads "Hello"

hmmmm...i would put the goatman on the inside. adds to the shock value.

my new dog

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i am he posted:

seasons reetings - Captain No-mates

Clear leader

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