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Machai

if you don't, you are a terrible human being and I will haunt you after I die

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Brexit the Frog

ya know op, I actually do

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i double tap stop which clears it

Scaly Haylie

i do, with the exception of the popcorn button obv.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

my microwave doesnt have buttons op

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Lock posted:

my microwave doesnt have buttons op

The Knobhaver :stare:

verily carefree

microwaves mom is hot

Gain 20 Pounds

acato posted:

microwaves mom is hot

sigs off krew

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im the ocean in the background

SIDS Vicious


im the glare on the sliding door near her hand

SIDS Vicious


its actually nowhere near her hand and is on the same level as her head but thats me

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Sometimes, if I am near it before it goes off.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i leave the food to cool in the microwave so it keeps beeping

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I've done that also.

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Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

pig slut lisa posted:

The Knobhaver :stare:

mods namechange tia

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
it gives me time to finish up my straight JO with a friend

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
I don't have a microwave Machai.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
*ding*

the vasoline is done warming up

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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joke_explainer


never. I think it's blinking like 4:33 right now downstairs. I generally just set it for whatever time and just listen to it for when I think its probably hot enough, then take it out. If there's still time on the clock, that's less effort in the future, as I can just put whatever in there and use the saved up time without having to enter a new time.

Machai

Security Drone posted:

never. I think it's blinking like 4:33 right now downstairs. I generally just set it for whatever time and just listen to it for when I think its probably hot enough, then take it out. If there's still time on the clock, that's less effort in the future, as I can just put whatever in there and use the saved up time without having to enter a new time.

but what if someone else wants to use it? you scum! you have wasted several seconds of their life as they futilely try and enter the proper time and temp only to be greeted with a lack of response from the microwave. As they hastily hit the clear button before starting anew, they curse your name and wish you had never been born.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Machai posted:

but what if someone else wants to use it? you scum! you have wasted several seconds of their life as they futilely try and enter the proper time and temp only to be greeted with a lack of response from the microwave. As they hastily hit the clear button before starting anew, they curse your name and wish you had never been born.

How did you feel about VCR tape rewinding?

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Machai

Al Borland posted:

How did you feel about VCR tape rewinding?

VCwhat? is that a sexual euphemism?

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My wife takes the food out and does not hit the 'clear' button afterwards. I live in hell

City of Glompton

I hit the clear button because I don't want to mistake leftover cook time for the clock

City of Glompton

"oh poo poo it's :17 im late for work!"

joke_explainer


Machai posted:

but what if someone else wants to use it? you scum! you have wasted several seconds of their life as they futilely try and enter the proper time and temp only to be greeted with a lack of response from the microwave. As they hastily hit the clear button before starting anew, they curse your name and wish you had never been born.

my microwave is private. I would never subject another to that.

Machai

Security Drone posted:

my microwave is private. I would never subject another to that.

think of the poor burglars that just want a quick burrito before they finish robbing you

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smoobles

i stop t when there's 1 second left and pretend i am in an action movie

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smoobles posted:

i stop t when there's 1 second left and pretend i am in an action movie

this or you'll have bad luck for the day if you let it reach 0. i turn off the beeping sound if the option is there. i also don't need the audible feedback that i'm pressing buttons

Machai


was anyone else expecting them to use it on the corn and make popcorn?

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Machai posted:

was anyone else expecting them to use it on the corn and make popcorn?

lol i didn't even notice the corn

Al Borland

by XyloJW
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beep boop
please don't post videos of me yelling at my stupid son

Al Borland

by XyloJW

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

please don't post videos of me yelling at my stupid son

He doesn't hit clear on the microwave he got what he deserved.

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beep boop

Al Borland posted:

He doesn't hit clear on the microwave he got what he deserved.

you're right. it's just microwave karma caught on video

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

That kids loving stupid.

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I Dunno

i hit clear to stop the microwave because i hate that annoying beeping noise it makes

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I Dunno posted:

i hit clear to stop the microwave because i hate that annoying beeping noise it makes

but do you get scared to think you won't be fast enough as it draws closer and closer to 0 seconds?!?

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Machai

Al Borland posted:

He doesn't hit clear on the microwave he got what he deserved.

:agreed:

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