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if you don't, you are a terrible human being and I will haunt you after I die
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Dec 5, 2014 04:19
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- Brexit the Frog
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ya know op, I actually do
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Dec 5, 2014 04:26
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i double tap stop which clears it
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Dec 5, 2014 04:27
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- Scaly Haylie
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i do, with the exception of the popcorn button obv.
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Dec 5, 2014 06:46
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- Lock
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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my microwave doesnt have buttons op
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!
huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!
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Dec 5, 2014 07:05
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- verily carefree
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microwaves mom is hot
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Dec 5, 2014 07:32
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- Gain 20 Pounds
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sigs off krew
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Dec 5, 2014 07:43
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im the ocean in the background
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Dec 5, 2014 07:44
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- drilldo squirt
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Sometimes, if I am near it before it goes off.
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Dec 5, 2014 07:47
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i leave the food to cool in the microwave so it keeps beeping
everyone in the idf must die
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Dec 5, 2014 07:52
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I've done that also.
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Dec 5, 2014 07:56
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I am a congenital optimist.
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it gives me time to finish up my straight JO with a friend
everyone in the idf must die
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Dec 5, 2014 08:04
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- Al Borland
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I don't have a microwave Machai.
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Dec 5, 2014 08:13
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I am a congenital optimist.
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*ding*
the vasoline is done warming up
everyone in the idf must die
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Dec 5, 2014 08:14
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- Al Borland
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but what if someone else wants to use it? you scum! you have wasted several seconds of their life as they futilely try and enter the proper time and temp only to be greeted with a lack of response from the microwave. As they hastily hit the clear button before starting anew, they curse your name and wish you had never been born.
How did you feel about VCR tape rewinding?
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Dec 5, 2014 15:00
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I hit the clear button because I don't want to mistake leftover cook time for the clock
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Dec 5, 2014 17:41
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"oh poo poo it's :17 im late for work!"
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Dec 5, 2014 17:42
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i stop t when there's 1 second left and pretend i am in an action movie
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Dec 6, 2014 00:44
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i stop t when there's 1 second left and pretend i am in an action movie
this or you'll have bad luck for the day if you let it reach 0. i turn off the beeping sound if the option is there. i also don't need the audible feedback that i'm pressing buttons
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Dec 6, 2014 00:55
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was anyone else expecting them to use it on the corn and make popcorn?
lol i didn't even notice the corn
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Dec 6, 2014 01:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go9tKuBM6QI
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Dec 6, 2014 01:57
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please don't post videos of me yelling at my stupid son
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Dec 6, 2014 01:58
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- Al Borland
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please don't post videos of me yelling at my stupid son
He doesn't hit clear on the microwave he got what he deserved.
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Dec 6, 2014 01:59
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He doesn't hit clear on the microwave he got what he deserved.
you're right. it's just microwave karma caught on video
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Dec 6, 2014 02:03
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- drilldo squirt
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That kids loving stupid.
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Dec 6, 2014 02:40
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i hit clear to stop the microwave because i hate that annoying beeping noise it makes
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Dec 6, 2014 02:41
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i hit clear to stop the microwave because i hate that annoying beeping noise it makes
but do you get scared to think you won't be fast enough as it draws closer and closer to 0 seconds?!?
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