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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yes, and this is a perfect example of why that's a bad policy, just like banning sex ed in schools.

If you don't give them examples and explain what's good and what's bad, they're going to stumble into doing it in the worst way possible.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It was Quebec, so it is indeed best described as 'near or maybe in Canada.'

The employees just won compensation for that, ten years later:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-unionized-wal-mart-workers-win-supreme-court-victory-1.2689646

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Anybody with a car newer than, like, 1993?

You go any higher and you'll punch yourself in the face if the airbag goes off.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Strongly disagree

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's weird that the white people all looked the same and only had a single characteristic that they made the entire focus of their personalities.

Fast food advertising isn't usually that honest.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, it's total bullshit. The sign in question actually said 蝌蝌啃蠟, which translates more accurately to 'The tadpole chews wax.'

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Meltathon posted:

My guess this is 93 million pictures with peoples faces in them, not necessarily selfies. I doubt Google can determine the difference between me taking a picture of myself, and me taking a picture of my friend.

They can tell which camera on the phone was used to take the pic, and front-facing camera shots are almost always selfies.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ego-bot posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marineland_(Ontario)


Hopefully this post makes you not want to go to Marineland.

Nope, still want to go.

They have a really, really good roller coaster.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





One of my favourite things about being on the internet is peoples' reactions when they find out what an actual philly cheesesteak is for the first time.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




This dude is taking a new tack.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CRACK-ROCK-...=item4638a862f0

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And the whole reason Atari dumped the NES and gave Nintendo any kind of foothold in the western market in the first place was because an Atari executive was at a trade show and saw a Colecovision playing Donkey Kong. Now, Nintendo had licensed that version before they had even begun development on their own console hardware, much less approached Atari to distribute it, but the exec immediately went back to HQ and said "Cancel the deal, those Japanese can't be trusted."

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's exactly what's bad about it. They are actively trying to break into the lucrative date-rapist market.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




thewireguy posted:

I just threw up in my mouth.

I know, right? How loving hard is it to line up the phone smilies properly? Those cost somebody ninety bucks all told!

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Trump the successful billionaire is a fictional character that exists only on paper, and Donald J. Trump the human being has spent decades trying to convince everybody that he's real.

He's like the anti-freeman on the land.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




canyoneer posted:

There's probably at least one person out there on the internet who looks back in retrospect and says "that's when I realized I was a furry"

Yo.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Funny you should say that.

Beats was originally developed and marketed by Monster, but to get Dre on board they kept offering him a nicer and nicer contract, to the point where he was listed as the sole owner and originator of all the branding and technology behind it. Then once they got big, Dre turned around and sold the whole thing to Apple and Monster couldn't do a thing about it.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Always peel off the screen cover that comes with your phone as soon as you get it, otherwise stuff gets stuck under it.

Sensitivity doesn't enter into it, it's a matter of hygiene.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I call my girl Friday because she's my right hand.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




What the Death Star looked like, apparently.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I remember my dad drinking something while driving me home from school sometime in grade two or three, and I called him on it, too. His response was to hand the can to me and tell me to finish it instead.

It was a Coors. You guys had lame parents.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Section 9 posted:

Even after seeing it three times the only thing I remember is that it made a point that if you smoked marijuana and went driving, everything looked very slow and calm, while you were really driving at breakneck speed. So apparently pot gives you inhuman reflexes?

I can confirm this.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tiggum posted:

Who the hell is carrying around $15-$20 in coins?

:canada:

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




twistedmentat posted:

Aren't almond farmers one of the reasons for California's drought?

No, it's just something for right-wingers to point at and say "Look, there's your problem, it's all those drat hippies who think they're too good for wholesome American dairy products!"

Almonds are one of the lower water-intensive crops, and even the most wasteful produce is better than dairy farming. It takes thousands of gallons of fresh water to produce one jug of milk.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mulva posted:

It's not so strange. When you've been culturally, and sometimes individually, bullied by thin people about your weight; you tend to try to avoid situations where it might happen.

Woah, I think you just replaced the Panasonic PT-AE8000 for Editor's Choice at projectorcentral.com

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hey now, nobody said they don't like sexy robots. We're just questioning the appropriateness of it in this particular context.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




So you're saying you got there half an hour early.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tide pods were intentionally designed to hit those markers that we instinctively go for. Bright, colourful, shiny and juicy, everything our hunter-gatherer ancestors would be looking for while foraging for fruit.

A modern adult knows it's laundry soap, so the effect is just some vague sense of desire that doesn't seem to come from anywhere.

A toddler is still operating on instinct, and instinct says PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It was a very early attempt to use a hot internet thing for marketing purposes, at a time when even the biggest viral videos were pretty drat obscure.

They could have gotten Strong Bad to answer an email about sandwiches from Weebl and Bob and it still wouldn't have meant anything to 95% of the viewing audience.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




SomeJazzyRat posted:

I think it's more just human nature to seek out dangerous poo poo like that. Don't tell me that, if the public was given notice, hundreds wouldn't flock to watch a nuclear bomb being dropped, having a picnic on a nearby hill side.



Mostly military personnel, but families were invited.

Don't worry, they had protection:


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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh my god his first name is Harry

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Krispy Kareem posted:

Perfect tagline.



I don't know if ol' Marky Mark would want to star in a movie about the brutal beating of an Asian-American man. He's been trying to distance himself from that part of his life for a while now.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




KFC will never improve. Once people decided they were okay with eating out of buckets like animals the debate was over.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Solice Kirsk posted:

That's because of pail lunches. It's quint.

I was making a tasteless joke comparing KFC to the Sandy Hook massacre but I appreciate that you gave me the benefit of the doubt and responded in a reasonable, respectful way that I did not at all deserve.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh, I just thought you were Welsh.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's the first time I've heard somebody say "Warshinton" in a sentence that did not also include the words "gawrsh" and "a-hyuk"

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Of course you play the loving slappee why the gently caress would you spend thousands of dollars upgrading a stranger's rear end

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I always thought that his species was human-sized and Yoda just started shrinking at 50 like my grandma and never stopped

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




drat man, you know Brio only costs a buck a liter, right?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




No, he's just old enough that the language has evolved and he hadn't kept up. Talked like that everyone did 900 years ago.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'm the facial hair on Baby Shaggy

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