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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




CJacobs posted:

Buddy it's still racist to not realize what square rigger sounds like at your place also called plantation wharf on cotton way or whathaveyou. It isn't just a human mistake to let the implications go unrealized, to be blind to any of it including what the real ship sounds like in that context is prejudice. You don't have to be malicious to be prejudiced.

Everybody defending the naming scheme is stupid, but holy loving lol at saying "not pre judging things is the REAL prejudice"

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




muscles like this! posted:

It actually is traditional in America to learn your martial arts from a guy with weird hair and a made up backstory. See "Count Dante" who advertised in comic books that he could teach you the touch of death.

Let's not forget Frank Dux, who managed to get his made up backstory portrayed by JCVD himself

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Captain Monkey posted:

Some marketing/sales rear end in a top hat went to the tokyo smoke people and was like - yo we'll get you more sales if you partner with us, reach, branding, etc! And the tokyo smoke people were like 'ok.' is all that happened.

It is entirely possible that they didn't even do that much

https://www.eater.com/2020/1/29/21113416/grubhub-seamless-kin-khao-online-delivery-mistake-doordash

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




So they're tesla owners, you mean

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Makes the in-store display model look better

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I think it's implied that they will pay real money to anybody who isn't google, as is meet and good

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hilarious prank

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Aerodynamics

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Rondette posted:

I watched the whole drat thing. There is a sequence where the dude is shown around a rank of pinball machines that are all themed off of famous scams (Ponzi for example) and one of the pinball games is yelling 'IT'S A SCAM IT'S A SCAM' repeatedly so I have my suspicions quite honestly.

It's probably fake, but that is something that genuine crypto idiots would do

You know, to make fun of the haters

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Brawnfire posted:

Count Dookie was pretty awesome in Clone Wars, though. His whole face was just like, a beard seemingly carved from granite

Oh yes, he was great in the clone wars cartoon. Not the cgi one, the real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5FOwpY7dCY

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's different. Those animals are objectively hot

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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Yes we have been over this the yellow m&m is voiced by JK Simmons and he could make anybody itt cum by just ordering you to in a forceful voice but it's still shameful!

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Apr 18, 2008

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Mazerunner posted:

e; also jar-jar and his big pearly whites is the only one doing a good job advertising

[IMAGE REDACTED for racisms]

Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:38 on Jan 28, 2022

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I will not post it again, but I will leave as an exercise to any reader of this post to look up Darlie brand toothpaste's original logo, then come back and look at that jar jar binks toothpaste again

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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BMan posted:

anybody remember jpeg2000? me neither

Then you don't work in video production

I envy you

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Apr 18, 2008

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Image hosting doesn't make money, social media makes lots of money, so the more social media features we add, the more money we'll make

Problem: Nobody is using the social media features, everybody just comes here for the image hosting

Solution: Make it harder to host images, that way the users that come here will use the social media features instead

Problem: The people that used to come here for image hosting are no longer coming here

Solution: ???

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Have you seriously never heard of baking powder

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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it said they was bitches




Volmarias posted:

Maybe the advertising for something that would be helpful for someone with arthritis should not emphasize that you can parkour with it.

The disabled are not a very big market segment and they know what they need, so the companies put their marketing money towards tricking people who don't actually need them. Credulous idiots watching infomercials are basically subsidizing the development costs of assistive devices

No able bodied person needs a blanket with sleeves, but it's a godsend for somebody in a wheelchair who can't just put on a sweater and some pjs when they're cold

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Apr 18, 2008

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All they need to do is advertise the fact they have an adblocker that works on mobile, but instead they've done everything they can to get rid of mobile plugins entirely

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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Yeah, they didn't need to use the Hip, there are plenty of bands who are all still alive, despite being older

Could have been Willie Nelson, for example. Or it could have been the Wine (by which I of course mean what fans call Halifax band April Wine)

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Apr 18, 2008

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Yeah, that would probably have been better, actually. The crushed ice is in poor taste

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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it said they was bitches




There's not one "the" racist bond film, but if there was it would be you only live twice

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNLgmdMto1A

?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
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it said they was bitches




Each piece of clothing is tailored exactly to Brandy Melville's measurements. She set up a little private online store just for her own use because it was easier than trying to do a bunch of one time credit card payments for the supplier, and nobody knows how other people found it

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Apr 18, 2008

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Okay, I was actually planning to open up a food truck with a very similar idea, but now I feel like that's not as brilliant as I thought it was

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Apr 18, 2008

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I don't have dall e 2, but mini made some pretty nice bronze sculptures

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There's an armoury right in the middle of downtown here, big old brick building, it would have been torn down for condos years ago but it's so old that it's a heritage site

Anyway, they allow tours once a year and they have a little museum area, with their big show pieces being the desiccated corpse of a stray cat the brigade picked up in WWI and the doorknobs from Hitler's office in Berlin. When the place was blown to pieces everybody who was there rushed to grab souvenirs, and that's what our boys managed to get ahold of

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Apr 18, 2008

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I'd spread that on som toast or perhapsa muffin

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Apr 18, 2008

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In all of that, I counted three ads that actually say or imply that Wilkins coffee is actually good, and dozens that imply it's terrible but you better drink it anyway

Jim Henson was a loving genius

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Apr 18, 2008

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The only time in my life I ever regretted pirating a show instead of watching it live

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




American ads from the nineties on are just pale imitations of Japanese ads (where the philosophy has always been to just get eyes on the screen by any means necessary)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x56D5kzSDFU

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Serperoth posted:

That's the one! The music is the same too. I believe it's the same voiceover actor as well.

Apparently I had it in my YouTube liked, should've checked, but like you say, it's trippy to NOT hear him say it's the home of challenge pissing, or that he'll gently caress my wife.

Yeah, it was made by the same agency as a joke for a maryland advertising convention, and only the people in that room were ever supposed to see it. Thirty years later somebody found an old vhs tape in the attic and now more people have seen it than ever saw the original ads

It's like if twenty years from now the Weird Al song "ebay" got huge among people who had never heard of the backstreet boys or the auction site

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




smdh at these poor lonely fools who don't have a gym membership

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