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Morton Haynice posted:All these ads ever succeeded at was making me wanna punch Justin Long: This campaign always confused the heck out of me. Why would you portray your own product as a smarmy rear end in a top hat and the competitor as a lovable mug?
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I ordered Pizza Hut last night and noticed that their menu is now pretty dramatically overhauled, and they're calling it "The Flavor Of Now." You have to make decisions on like five or six different variables now before you can order your drat pizza. Pretzel crust? Sriracha jizzed all over the top of your pizza? Just give me a plain-rear end pizza, you weirdos. Here's some of the new stuff if you haven't seen it.
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Tiggum posted:What, in the context of pizza, is white sauce? You have a sad life. Re: Pizza Hut's new menu, I haven't tried the weird drizzles but the ginger crust dust is actually pretty good. It's not a terrible idea to make them stand out from the crowd, unfortunately Americans want really plain and simple pizza so it probably won't work.
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:RE: Mt.Dew kickstart what's the deal with your weird vendetta against pepsi
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Bird in a Blender posted:Where are you that they're still free? I haven't seen a free air pump in years. QuikTrip, son.
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Beachcomber posted:I'd really like to try horse, but horse eating countries are rather inconveniently located on the other end of long flights. Assuming you're an American, Mexico isn't too far away...
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There's an ad running on a local radio station about some weight loss pill scam. It mostly involves a fake customer calling in to say that they're losing weight TOO DRAMATICALLY and the commercial says "whoa there, if you're looking TOO DANG GOOD, then only take the pill every other day!" It's the most lovely transparent thing ever and it makes me mad. that's my story
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Bogan King posted:So the Dems are running a sticker campaign Perfect for the Bernie Sanders supporter in your family!
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GWBBQ posted:I have absolutely no idea how to do anything in Snapchat other than take a picture and send it to people. The UI has been offensively bad as long as I can remember and all I can do is tap and swipe randomly in the hope that I'll find what I'm looking for. That's what I do on tinder.
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Dumb Marketing Moves: One heck of a gently caress up.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Was it after labor day? About nine months prior, usually.
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Phlegmish posted:Yeah, that was probably it. Sperm donor kebab
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CharlestheHammer posted:Big Boss hosed once and failed his mission so he became a Volcell Yell "Volcel"
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Red letter media is horrid and there was a time when it was impossible to talk about movies because people would just repeat what they heard from rlm
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Is it pronounced KFC onsole, or KF Console?
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The Bloop posted:Captain D's is way, way better than long john silver's if you have the option and the craving for fast food fish Another good name for a restaurant with near-naked male waiters
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Phanatic posted:In my head that's sung to the tune of Annie's Song by John Denver. On Top of Old Smokey
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Yeah you're right, every word that rhymes with a slur is also a slur
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Nov 3, 2021 22:06
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For the ignorant, Kike is a fairly common Spanish nickname for Enrique. Nothing untoward here.
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On Youtube TV, for months, I got one ad that just repeated over and over during every ad break. It was Dua Lipa drinking some brand of hard seltzer. I have come to really despise her despite knowing nothing about her. Except that she's multilingual and a dog owner. No one is just one flavor!
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Why are fashion brands always so loving stupid with everything they do
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