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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




chitoryu12 posted:

Nobody bothers checking your Bing search history.

If you're worried about that, use incognito mode on google.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Platystemon posted:

Was “IT’S PASTEURIZED” really a great slogan by the 1940s? Hadn’t everyone been doing that for a few decades?

Pasteurization in America didn't become mandatory before 1947.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




canis minor posted:

Don't know if it's dumb or is it genius: https://vilniusgspot.com/

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

It's the most popular melee weapon in Fortnite.

In PUBG the frying pan is bulletproof, so if you have it on you can't be shot.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rhymes With Clue posted:

There is this billboard I drive by on a major street in Denver. Its theme line: "No Netflix. No Chill."

It's an ad for some kind of blanket. It shows a blanket.

I think they missed the boat here. "Netflix and chill" meme was never about movies and temperatures and at any rate it's over. But anyway if I had done it--and I wouldn't have--I would have said "Netflix and no chill."

I'm wrong about practically everything though so who knows? At least now I've heard of the company, although I immediately forgot its name, so maybe it wasn't a dumb marketing move.

Netflix recently started a campaign called "Netflix and chills" to promote horror movies for halloween.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




BrigadierSensible posted:

A serious question:

How many video game boycott campaigns actually end up in a boycott that costs the video game company money?

The company that made the lovely aliens game were sued, which cost them money. Tjen someone discovered the bug that crippled the enemy ai. This didn't make the game good, but ut siden make it playable.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




chitoryu12 posted:

She's sacrificing loving chickens in her closet and livestreaming her cleaning up the mess, dude. People not wanting to work with her isn't because only men get a pass when it comes to [...] and suddenly assaulting random people at least once a year.

Johnny Depp still has a career.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




DUKE CANNON HAS OPINIONS ABOUT CHILDREN'S CARTOONS.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




jobson groeth posted:

DUKE CANNON UNDERSTANDS THAT MORE THAN TWO SHAKES IS A WANK

Why, thank you tinkle fairy.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/Chris_Townsend/status/1098208400326959106

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Phlegmish posted:

No metaphysics involved, guaranteed

No wizards were involved in the coloring process.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Inspector Gesicht posted:

For the record, this is the puppet standing in for an autistic kid in the UK play.




That's not a huge improvement.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




ghost emoji posted:

So during the Super Bowl a few years ago, the lights in the stadium went out, and Oreos tweeted this:

https://twitter.com/Oreo/status/298246571718483968

This tweet is apparently worth an entire back-patting circlejerk of an article.

Its like a sketch from collegehumor.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TheMaskedUgly posted:

Man that was offensively unoffensive, what's the big deal?

Right wingers gets mad when people acknowledge that trans people exist. They get even madder if trans people are shown to be happy and enjoying life.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Schubalts posted:

The standard "hole in the wall of the girls' locker room at school".

Which is apparently still cool to do for some reason.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1155679797223182337

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




By all accounts, working at an Amazon warehouse is a hellish job. Over the years, countless reports have detailed brutal conditions that involve constant observation, inhumane physical demands (including a quota structure that discourages using the bathroom), and, to ensure no pesky sense of hope creeps into this picture, the company’s constant efforts to ensure its workers can’t unionize.

In order to combat all of this, Amazon, like a totalitarian regime offering guided tours to international observers, now provides tours of its fulfillment centers in order to show “what our warehouses are really like.”

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Norwegian advertisers dresses up toddlers as pimps:
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=no&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagbladet.no%2Fkultur%2Fendrer-reklame-etter-klagestorm%2F71635413

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Nitrox posted:

Depends on your definition of naturally...

Hitting the ground while on fire seems pretty natural to me.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Why would you model for this?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




silence_kit posted:

I don't understand why it is so important for us to recycle paper.

Because less trash is good.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




bob dobbs is dead posted:

Homophobia mostly comes from Abrahamic religion.

Vikings were legally allowed to kill anyone that accused them of being gay.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




HerStuddMuffin posted:

For a dildo, certainly.

Speaking of dildos, this christmas Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she masturbates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nah3CWTQ0&feature=emb_title

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





"This is how normal people wrap their presents!"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Push El Burrito posted:

Hello I'm beginning to think Gwyneth Paltrow actually rules?
Even though she doesn't need the money she sells stuff that is actively harmful to people.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




2001 Idiots: Field of Screams.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Adeline Weishaupt posted:

I had an old person moment (as somebody who's turning 26 in a week :shepface:) hearing 'Bad Guy' this year, and realizing that the indie/alt rock I grew up with is never gonna come back.

I'm having an old person moment right now, realizing that you're barely older than the The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and 2001.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/SamhainNight/status/1219133525456125953

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




GameStop: We Can Stay Open During Lockdowns Because We're 'Essential Retail'

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Captain Hygiene posted:

Not even in the top five dumb marketing moves made by a country

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Uno is another game that can get ugly real quick. A big part of the game is that you gently caress the other player over by changing colors or give them cards they don't need. And like monopoly it just never loving ends.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




BioEnchanted posted:

An Uno movie where during the climax someone almost forgets to say the word and the whole world goes into slow motion as the card falls and the player quickly yells "UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

An Uno movie actually exists:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Zero One posted:

Boy are you going to regret this post after you see the episode where they go to the Yoda Pleasure Planet.

I think we all are going to regret that episode.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Phlegmish posted:

I sat here for a couple of seconds thinking, what power does George Lucas have over the European Union

The Disney buy out had some weird and unexpected clauses.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Sir Lemming posted:

Why not Lady Antifabellum

Because then they would have to make an actual political stance.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=no&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fmelkoghonning.no%2Fraser-mot-iskrem-selger-dette-er-ufin-markedsforing%2F
Norwegian ice cream shop posts pictures of a minor employee on instagram and tries to defend it as a creative decision.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Roblo posted:

It does clarify that she's actually 20, not 17.

Yes, one of them:
The other photos Melk mentions - including the photo at the top left of the case - are of a 17-year-old girl born in 2003. She also promoted ice cream for the company wearing a white bikini via their account.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Roblo posted:

Yeh I guess I was being overly generous to the creepy Norwegian ice cream people.

The creepy ice cream man has resigned:
https://translate.google.com/transl...tikk%2F72698415

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Captain Monkey posted:

Reusable water glass > aluminum can > plastic bottle.


This isn’t that hard and the poster already said they were wrong.
Wrapping your lips around the faucet > reusable water glass > aluminum can > plastic bottle.

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