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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
PUNK DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHO'S NEXT, HE WANTS TO KNOW WHO'S FIRST?!

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This video makes punk seem pretty normal and cool. https://youtu.be/iLq4XOLUVFI

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Keg posted:

Keys to Victory:
Drives a bread truck

That means his bones are enriched from all the bread he eats. Punk knows he can't break enriched bones!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
CM PUNK IS GOING TO GO2SLEEP

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Chillanese posted:

As a gambling and probability expert, I'd give him an over under of 69, Mr. Surgery.
Really though I don't know much about CM Punk, but I saw Mickey Gall and I'd say Punk's chances aren't good.

My only hope is that Dana knows something about Gall we don't... Gall basically won the fight with punk by beating a UBERCAN / photographer. Gall and the Punker could be comparable in skill?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Dude CM Punk is gonna Main UFC200~!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Oh many cops could UFC superstar C M Punk beat up?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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MassRafTer posted:

He's one Cubs fan who won't have to wait until October for his dreams to be crushed.

:nattyburn:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I would like to see Punk get a fluke knockout win. Then stall for 14 months and finally back out of Gall vs Punk 2

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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coconono posted:

I bet she's a great wife. wife of the year. Definite hall of famer wife.

Donald?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Very excited for Punk to get hit with a USADA violation

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I am still pulling for Punk to get a fluke KO then getting UFC to pay for a few more surgeries then retiring in the build up to Punk Gall II

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Sotar posted:

Could CM Punk beat Glass Joe from Punch-Out!?

Hell no man

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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exploding mummy posted:

who would win

sage northcutt or cm punk

I think it would be a double KO draw as the kick each others shins at the same time.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Punks big issue is he pulled his punches ... The Rufus guy said he was better in episode 2

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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ROVERT is like the SHADOW... HE KNOWS THE SECRET SCOOPS

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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keevo posted:

How does Colt going to a WWE show hurt his defense?

It's COLLUSION

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Mickey Gall sucks and I hope he gets million dollar babby'd

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Eat Bum Zen posted:

Lmao you're wrong

What a mark!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Under the vegetable posted:

i dont like him because his whole gimmick and much of his personality is based on being straight edge, but he has a pepsi tattoo and drinks pepsi. which has caffeine in it. which is a drug. get it together dude..

Some straight edge people don't gently caress either. I am guessing he is one of the variants that is okay with that too.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Where can get this shirt?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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freud mayweather posted:

Big Traps Big Taps

Big meals Big Weigh in misses

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Lid posted:

Lets never forget they thought Sage Northcutt was too good for CM Punk.

Super Sage is an INHUMAN KILLING MACHINE

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want punk to join the fighters Union

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