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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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qirex posted:

now where's that articles about how amazon is filling downtown seatlle with lovely undateable techbros

p sure that's just every tech company ever

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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fleshweasel posted:

same at oregon state except saudi arabia, and the UAE

same but the arizona uni no one's heard of

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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born on a buy you posted:

nau? nah asu has that as well. i had neighbors from saudi and the uae that threw around money like it was water. loved american muscle cars oddly.

yeah nau. i'd expect asu and ua to have them since they're notable outside the state but it confused me how they found a dinky little mountain college or why they'd choose it over #1 party school asu

and hawaiians, nau must promote heavily in hawaii because i knew quite a few people who lived there

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lol this country treats its employees like criminals now

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Jul 10, 2010

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Jonny 290 posted:

employees at the walmart jewelry-specific distribution center are not allowed to wear any jewelry, including wedding bands, and are weighed, metal detected and backscattered on the way out the door

is there an article about this somewhere? couldn't find anything by googling

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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one day it will be revealed that only the founder actually works for uber, he contracts out everything else

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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at the date posted:

They bought meal and dried beans in a grocery and salt and coffee and dried fruit and dried peppers and they bought a small enameled frying pan and a pot with a lid and a box of kitchen matches and a few utensils and they changed the remainder of their money into pesos.

Now you're rich, Billy said.

friend of the family-rich, said Boyd.

It's moren what I had when I come down here.

That aint no big comfort.

the crossing :swoon:

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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at the date posted:

yeah, goddamn but I loved that book

i forgot my copy of the trilogy when i moved and drat if i don't regret it

gotta remember to get it when i visit

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

y'all really need to ease off of the nerd on nerd violence and remember that each of you paid :10bux: to post on an internet forum

nerds deserve all violence inflicted on them

if other nerds are doing it that just means less work for fit, attractive, interesting people

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Jul 10, 2010

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Elder Postsman posted:

there's talk of an 80 story building going up here in minneapolis. it'l be 100 ft/23 floors taller than the current tallest. p cool imo.

rip ids tower['s status]

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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As a Millennial I posted:

oh cool another app to solve a problem i don't have :smith:

get a model/actress girlfriend, duh

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

(many involving heavy metals)

:regd10:

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Jul 10, 2010

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Mr Dog posted:

I'm more amazed by the fact that any mechanical thing can rotate a metal shaft with 1 gigawatt of power

I'm guessing a gigawatt nuclear plant has multiple turbine+generator pairs or something

how the hell does that even work, like how do the turbine blades not get blasted off their welds? that's some serious loving torque, what with an entire Manhattan's worth of electrical load pushing back on the generator

the largest power plant in the country, palo verde, can do over a gigawatt per generator http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palo_Verde_Nuclear_Generating_Station

so it's possible somehow lol

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Jul 10, 2010

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Sagebrush posted:

apparently this is how they served the drinks at the adobe christmas party



"do you come with the drink?"

"teehee... oh you!"

"do you come with the drink?"

"teehee... oh you!"

"do you come with the drink?"

"teehee... oh you!"

"do you come with the drink?"

"teehee... oh you!"

"do you come with the drink?"

"teehee... oh you!"

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Jul 10, 2010

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vodkat posted:

In all honesty I'm surprised its not 23 - 100%

well, any male tech worker who says he hasn't sexually harassed a woman coworker is lying so....

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Chris Knight posted:

ah, good ol' business people sucking up to uber:

except the price in the vending machine doesn't change during the year or at high demand times

or go up by an order of magnitude during a hostage situation

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Jul 10, 2010

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vapid cutlery posted:

seems weird to keep an office stocked with liquor unless it's a job that you can do drunk like doctor or lawyer.

or yosposter

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Jul 10, 2010

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hobbesmaster posted:

to be fair, writing something that compiles puts you ahead of a lot of candidates

yeah but being a sexhaver puts you ahead of all candidates so

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lol you can just imagine what the only "year in review" facebook employees thought would be

*picture in car with girlfriend
*picture in club with girlfriend
*picture on beach with girlfriend
*picture of yours and girlfriend's shoes
*YOUR MOST LIKED STATUS: Our Trip To Europe (photo album)

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Jul 10, 2010

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

one of my friends got a job as an 'entrepreneur in residence' at a very well known vc firm. idk what that means but i'm thinking i should start hitching to their coattails

it means he is almost certainly going to be paid to do nothing

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i'm so whitenoise no one will quote this post

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Jul 10, 2010

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triple sulk posted:

http://www.joeeames.me/?p=11

I want to loving murder this person

14 Year Old Prodigy Programmer Dreams In Code

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Fabricated posted:

exhibit a for example

it's u

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lol @ posting an actual photo on the forums

just lol forever

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Necc0 posted:

i read a really great article a while ago about the history of the shopping mall and it's a real shame about what happened to them but otoh they totally deserve to die knowing their history. originally they were imagined to be community centers that people would just go to for the hell of it just for the sake of being there. basically massive indoor parks with rec centers, public pools, shops, etc etc. the bean counters didn't think this was profitable enough so they changed it to the modern 'make sure everyone is just uncomfortable enough so they keep moving and don't loiter' and surprise no one likes going to them.

this is also why malls are universally reviled by anyone on hallucinogens because that intentional discomfort is magnified to the point of pushing people to anxiety.

cash ruins everything around me

lol that sounds interesting, did they mention any specific examples of what they do to make people keep moving?

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Sagebrush posted:

agreed, but similarly lol expecting someone to go out of their way to accommodate your mistake

all mistakes should be punished as severely as possible, it's the only way to reach perfection

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Jul 10, 2010

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syscall girl posted:

if you see someone smoking in a car with kids in the back, yell at them

it will not accomplish anything, afaik but i don't know how not to do this

otherwise, carry on

you nearly rang?

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Sagebrush posted:

no, this is my hill and i'm dying on it

we all wish you wouldn't

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Jul 10, 2010

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theflyingexecutive posted:

how the gently caress will they pitch soylent to neurotypicals? even as a weightloss thing "here's a bland paste you now eat for the rest of your life" isn't that appealing to anyone

probably on the same "you're a high power young business professional who doesn't have time for food" that they do now

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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did anyone say crapshitter yet :xd:

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Jul 10, 2010

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flakeloaf posted:

display's not good enough, it should print out the list on proprietary paper, along with coupons for things you've searched for on amazon or liked on g+

don't forget the "special offers"

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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lol tinder is the best because ugly nerds are mad that a dating service that only matches based on looks is popular

it's like, sorry no one wants your "goods," you dork

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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why does everyone leave the e out of tinder

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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ugly is actually the worst thing a person can be

even serial killers get dates, but not uggos

eradicate the ugly

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Jul 10, 2010

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triple sulk posted:

Being single ITYOOL 2015 must own so much.

it's actually an enormous personal failing and marks the person as damaged goods unfit for modern society, hope this helps

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Microsoft Card® 95 Plus!

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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agreed, no whites or men should be in charge of anything

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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mods pls rename this thread tone_argument.txt, close it, gas it, then permaban everyone who posted on the last 3 pages

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Jul 10, 2010

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infernal machines posted:

just-in-time-scheduling is not just-in-time-logistics you idiot

yes but what is your opinion on just in time compiling

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