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Feb 23, 2011

infernal machines posted:

how about just plain old don't bring your loving pet to work? it's not elementary school show and tell. we don't let you bring your kids to the office every day, i don't know why we'd want your functionally retarded animal here instead.

why are dogs allowed in public buildings anyway, wtf

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Feb 23, 2011

when i worked in germany my commute was tax deductible and it was p. sweet
also my employer reimbursed me for travel expenses also

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Feb 23, 2011

asda in the uk is in trouble atm because they were found to be paying their female warehouse employees less than the male ones and now they have to pay back pay for 10 years lol

theyre owned by wal mart

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Feb 23, 2011

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

this is not illegal in the u.s.

p lol you treat half your population like second rate citizens

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Feb 23, 2011

fritz posted:

more like two thirds

this is true according to the 2010 american census data

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Feb 23, 2011

Awia posted:

this is true according to the 2010 american census data

assuming that white males are the only people not treated like poo poo

not corrected for sexuality of white males

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Feb 23, 2011


lol

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Feb 23, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

grime is so very different


and worse

dont hate on grime

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Feb 23, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

its the sound of bored miscreant british youth

no quiero

suits me

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Feb 23, 2011

ive had multiple surgeries and have never paid a penny for it

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Feb 23, 2011

but i did pay £175 for a pair of glasses today
the eye test was free though

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Feb 23, 2011

my next door neighbour has a disabled rabbit, its adorable

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Feb 23, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i've had this experience in person and it is dead on

british people apparently even take offense if they overhear strangers speaking another language in their country(s)

ive not noticed this at all

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Feb 23, 2011

jre posted:

lmao.

only Nigel Farage.

ive never seen anyone take offence to hearing another language be spoken in public
gypsies though, we loving hate them

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Feb 23, 2011

FMguru posted:

i suspect its police lingo - calling them accidents means they can file their official reports without assigning blame one way or the other

traffic incident

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Feb 23, 2011

Pittsburgh man denies he got burned, onlookers unconvinced

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Feb 23, 2011

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i was recently in jolly old londontowne and even living in san francisco i was shocked at how much everything cost. even in nottingham i was like 'wow, a pint of beer costs 11 pounds, that's a lot isn't it?'

lol you got ripped off
a pint is £3 outside of london and if you pay more youre being played for a fool

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Feb 23, 2011

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

in grad school we spent a week learning how to beat a polygraph, or as my professor called it "a good way to test if your hand is sweaty"

did you do a masters in tradecraft or something?

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Feb 23, 2011

people of all ages are stupid, news at 11

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Feb 23, 2011

FMguru posted:

ive read that mattress stores have the highest conversion rate of visitors to purchasers anywhere in retail, which makes perfect sense if you think of it

you dont exactly walk into a mattress shop looking the browse

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Feb 23, 2011


bet he loving sleeps well though

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Feb 23, 2011

you take the piss but this man knows how to sleep

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Feb 23, 2011

he likes to play the field and find out if he couldnt be sleeping even better

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Feb 23, 2011

jesus was cool with cucking as long as he got the first go

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Feb 23, 2011

computer parts posted:

that was his dad, which is how jesus was born

jesus is his own father so this checks out

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Feb 23, 2011

what happened to being in stealth mode, is that not a thing anymore?

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Feb 23, 2011


so like, they'll only make web or mobile programs, sad

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Feb 23, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

british people, probably

eh, ive got to be in the right mood

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Feb 23, 2011

airbnb, but for swingers

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Feb 23, 2011

that probably exists

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Feb 23, 2011

Smythe posted:

Kojima is a literal madman tho

he doesn't work there anymore

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Feb 23, 2011

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

why don't they just quit?

japans business culture i imagine, once you work for a company thats where you stay

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Feb 23, 2011

why yes, japan does have a hilariously high suicide rate why do you ask?

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Feb 23, 2011

ive no idea why weirdo nerds point towards japan as some sort of paradise on earth, the place is loving mental

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Feb 23, 2011

NoneMoreNegative posted:

/pulls down display chart, points to anime loli pantsu with a cane

grim

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Feb 23, 2011

BONGHITZ posted:

same but wherever you are
well that's true i suppose

computer parts posted:

they have fast internet*

*in certain localities
isnt korea better for that?

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Feb 23, 2011

wash your clothes at home

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Feb 23, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

For number two I had to plan in advance. Inadequate sanitation is an enormous quality of life problem globally. The most popular toilet in the world is no toilet at all as 4 in 10 people in the world defecate in the open. Flush toilets use enormous quantities of water so I needed a way to make it unnecessary.

Feces are almost entirely deceased gut bacteria and water. I massacred my gut bacteria the day before by consuming a DIY Soylent version with no fiber and taking 500mg of Rifaximin, an antibiotic with poor bioavailability, meaning it stays in your gut and kills bacteria. Soylent’s microbiome consultant advised that this is a terrible idea so I do not recommend it. However, it worked. Throughout the challenge I did not defecate.



is he dead now?

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Feb 23, 2011

gm food is legit

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Feb 23, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wikipedia says that one of the gmo tomatoes was spliced w/ lemon basil to improve taste

but unfortunately doin that makes it a lot less nutritious lol

more genetic modification would fix this

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