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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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shore glad we arent talking about new wave

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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its called garage because the originally used samples of garage doors opening

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

French police have raided the offices of Uber in Paris as the taxi service continues to operate in the city despite officials claiming that it breaks national laws.

Hot on the heels of charges being made against Uber employees in South Korea over allegations of operating illegal taxi rings, Le Monde is now reporting that French Police have raided Uber's offices in Paris. The newspaper reports that 25 policemen raided the building, seizing documents and electronic hardware.

http://gizmodo.com/police-have-raided-ubers-parisian-hq-1692102556

:getin:

:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Luigi Thirty posted:

"so like, if a girl's giving you a blowjob and like, she starts caressing your sack, like, is that gay" --a thing overheard in class

if you have to ask, the answer is yes

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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I asked the missus what if uber drivers dont even make minimum wage. she said noone is forcing them to be uber drivers

:epicfaceplam:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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ho-mo for teh con-do

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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a piss networks

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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duTrieux. posted:

the pilot on my heater has been out for years

lol, this explains your posting

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Jonny 290 posted:

one couple rents an airbnb from some rear end in a top hat for $100 and trashes the poo poo. another couple uber-maids themselves to clean it up for $200. split the cash. switch roles, next house

this but just one person, noone looks a cleaner in teh face

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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time to have a cuppa

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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amazon.com

not that they are an ethical company, btu the shoes are cheap

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i hate this so much.

this video watches like Tim and Eric

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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like this guy wouldnt be out of place selling you d-pants

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Pinterest Mom posted:


Transportation start-up Leap has launched a high-end public bus service in San Francisco that has everything on board to support today’s tech-savvy working class.


did anyone note the one black person at the back of the bus yet

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Citizen Tayne posted:

lol if you don't have an engineering degree

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:

the company I work for seems to be one of those wacky places that's strict on everyone other than people who do a code, in which case you can apparently get away with murder

99% of coders will do 99% of the final code needed in like 5% of the time spent on it

its a real problem that we have no idea how produce work at a constant rate

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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blood coming out of my playstation

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:

tech buble: kotaku is convinced I invented lets plays

lmao

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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theflyingexecutive posted:

they should make automatic cars that travel on their own roads. and then travel at a regulated speed. and probably hook together if they're going the same direction. and also fit into a track so they don't go off the path. and have gates to prevent cars from running into them.

man i think this idea could really take off

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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whats the social thing i should be using to stay cool now instead of facebook?
grindr?
snapchats?
yikyak??

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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jony neuemonic posted:

going outside.

i cant go outside due to my ghostly pale exterior and bright ginger hair, what with teh hole in teh ozone layer

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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ello is teh saddest website ghost town

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Smythe posted:

i use the time i used to spend chasing hashtags and favstars with jerking and cumming on my feet and the feet of my rivals

with or without socks :ohdear:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Smythe posted:

*man who hasnt broke a sweat in 37 years and has a diet rife with sugar and caffeine and poo poo* cant sleep. must be the mattress.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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its much easier to sleep when there's another person in bed with you. introducing sleepr, a high tech bed-sharing service. fund us on gofundme!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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ultramiraculous posted:

don't worry about the $1 "safe night" fee...

thats a good point though. its not prostitution, its bed sharing. if they do have sex, thats their choice. the fee is for bed sharing only 1!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Virion posted:

ugh theyre all copies of word ones but somehow not the same

:haw:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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body type: used up

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Luigi Thirty posted:

i see you have bolded the funny and/or interesting parts

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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i'll write the crapp

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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Dislike button posted:

my friend got banned from uber for farting in the guys car. the driver wouldnt let him roll the windows down so he let one rip and the dude flipped out saying 'i am not a cab driver this is not a cab' and got him blacklisted on the app. lol

what the gently caress what's the point of getting an uber if you can't let it rip in the peasant's car

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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posting on teh beloved microchip page.

fuick of fits my needs

cycle lanes are good

uber is bad

tech bubble sucks

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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its my dream as a pedestrian to knock a cyclist down as they illegally cycle through a red light while im crossing

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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what about jizz smythe

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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this guy has teh most beautiful hand i have ever seen

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

duTrieux. posted:

people tear him up a bit in he own comments

quote:

tmosley StoneCypher • 10 hours ago
Natural gas is the most efficient way to produce heat. Everyone SHOULD know this.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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I made a whole thread the other day to try and troll you fuckers about "engineer" and nobody came :mad:

but sure lets have the same ol wankery again in this thread :reallymad: :superangry:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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pizza with pineapple on it

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
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are these the original text because i can almost believe it

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

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that recruiter.... was Albert Einstein

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