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I don't have a punch line but that set up was pure balogna |
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somebody link this thread with the gas chamber, it's the wurst |
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Dec 11, 2014 20:51
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godfuckingdamnit ugh 
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Dec 11, 2014 20:53
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this is easily in my top 30 best arm-replacement related jokes
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Dec 11, 2014 20:54
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i would eat them, op |
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Dec 11, 2014 21:04
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i would choose to eat my sausage arms and live as a cripple |
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Dec 11, 2014 21:05
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Loutre posted:I don't have a punch line but that set up was pure balogna you ruined it. you ruined is with a bologna joke. shame on you
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Dec 11, 2014 21:05
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people would ask how i lost my arms and i would tell them i got really hungry one morning and ate them with my eggs |
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Dec 11, 2014 21:06
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Awesome! posted:i would choose to eat my sausage arms and live as a cripple same |
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Dec 11, 2014 21:07
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that'd be a pretty rough hand to be dealt. sausages are generally ground up so you'd have no muscles or skeletal structure, just two big meaty sacks of intestines filled with ground meat and fat. plus you'd have to deal with spoilage. If you were lucky, your arms would be freshly made salami, and you could monitor and make sure you hung around places at the right temperature so it'd cure properly. after its firmed up they might be slightly more useful than like, say, italian sausage arms, but only really as like a club when swinging them with your torso. |
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Dec 12, 2014 00:49
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Security Drone posted:that'd be a pretty rough hand to be dealt. sausages are generally ground up so you'd have no muscles or skeletal structure, just two big meaty sacks of intestines filled with ground meat and fat. plus you'd have to deal with spoilage. If you were lucky, your arms would be freshly made salami, and you could monitor and make sure you hung around places at the right temperature so it'd cure properly. after its firmed up they might be slightly more useful than like, say, italian sausage arms, but only really as like a club when swinging them with your torso. So, pretty much like my arms ate now? |
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