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if you saw a girl you had a crush on in middle school at christmas eve church service 12 years later, what would you say to finally seal the deal?
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e: it's too late to use any of it now, so i'm going to be saving these answers for next year
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Dec 25, 2014 09:05
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by XyloJW
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"penis be with you"
and a knowing boner.
tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 25, 2014
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 25, 2014 09:11
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"peace be with you"
and a knowing smile.
she was across the aisle so i couldn't get there during the peace be with you part of church. i don't know if you're allowed to leave your seat during church...
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Dec 25, 2014 09:14
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The New Insincerity
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ey luv show us yer quinnie then
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Dec 25, 2014 09:25
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ey luv show us yer quinnie then
this happened in america, in a church, so this doesn't work for several reasons
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Dec 25, 2014 09:32
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i'm starting to wonder if clutching to this middle school crush is ever going to pay off for me...
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Dec 25, 2014 09:37
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walk up to her after church and then make small talk all the while muttering about going on a date under your breath.
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Dec 25, 2014 09:42
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pass her a note
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Dec 25, 2014 09:43
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The New Insincerity
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In the long long ago days of 2002 there was this really pretty girl who handed me a bottle in science class she'd covered in hot glue and I had to take a layer of skin off to let it go....... she was obv. crushing on me and to this day I regret not asking her out.......
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Dec 25, 2014 09:44
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eventually you can steer the small tlk to yes or no questions. inbetween when you ask the question and she says yes to the question you should ask her out on a date. even if she doesn't hear or understand you, the yes is a legally binding agreement to go on a date with you.
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Dec 25, 2014 09:46
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when i finally speak to the girl, i'm going to enunciate clearly and speak only the truth
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Dec 25, 2014 09:50
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when i finally speak to the girl, i'm going to enunciate clearly and speak only the truth
wait for her outside the church so you dont have to do that
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Dec 25, 2014 09:53
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e: it's too late to use any of it now, so i'm going to be saving these answers for next year
lol
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Dec 25, 2014 11:33
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sharpie the word "MY" over the word crush on a can of orange crush and sneak it to her
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Dec 25, 2014 11:51
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Does she live near where you live now?
Did you two greet/acknowledge each other, at/around church?
Why did you go to church??
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Dec 25, 2014 14:16
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ask them if they still have that rad collared shirt with the flame decal
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Dec 25, 2014 15:03
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we all know what she really wants to talk about, is ethics in gaming journalism
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Dec 25, 2014 15:04
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tell her you're a well respected byob poster
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Dec 25, 2014 15:05
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Can't post for 19 hours!
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every dashing gal has an interest in monster trucks
everyone in the idf must die
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Dec 25, 2014 18:19
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You know we sat in a pew together once? I'd like to do that in the rectory.
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Dec 25, 2014 19:53
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hello, jessie, that ribbon looks cute on you. hey, wanna hang out after bible class and beat cheeks?
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Dec 25, 2014 20:02
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Throw in some negging, mix it up with some push/pull and you should be good.
Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co
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Dec 25, 2014 20:07
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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name, right? haha, I knew it. myname! so, you have heard the good word of our lord and savior. that's the bomb dot com. this is so silly, but I had the biggest crush on you in 8th grade. speaking of, would you crrruuush*, my genitals with your insides?
*aveolar trill and then extend open-mid back unrounded vowel until you run out of breath
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Dec 25, 2014 20:32
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Punch her in the arm then run away
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Dec 25, 2014 21:15
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casually make eye contact with her, raise both eyebrows and wave her over
"hey! long time no see. has the grim reality of our society hammered your once brilliant soul into a lego brick as it has with the rest of us?"
"hey, what have you been up to?"
"oh, you know, existing"
"yeah... thats painful..."
"yeah..."
"yep...."
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if you go to church
