Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

David D. Davidson posted:

Did the guy who did the art also do the art for mad magazine? I doubt it but goddamn does it look similar.

Thank you, the art reminded me of something but I couldn't place what.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 10:13

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 03:02

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Pilchenstein posted:

I just wanted to be clear that I was giving much love to the chopper sound effects and not the salad tong/fish slice fist weapon. Point taken I guess.

A fishslice is a SPATULA? I heard it on a Flanders and Swann tape as a kid (yes casette tape, yes I'm old) and assumed it was some specialized kitchen tool like a grape peeler. For someone who slices a lot of fish or something.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 07:04

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Rough Lobster posted:

Hahaha look at the chick in the background who's looking down at her own inadequate breasts in shame.

That's a positive role model for young women, all right.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 05:29

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

A charming and trustworthy demeanor matched by few.

(Final Frontier #1)

(That guy's name is Robot Dracula)

That's a neat way of having the Surfer be otherworldly.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 04:42

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Chaos Hippy posted:

If he's falling from well above skyscraper level (as appears to be the case here), then by the time he's fallen far enough to actually web onto something he'll be going so fast that the sudden stop could pull his arm from its socket. Or so I've heard.

Or course that doesn't answer the question of why FalCap catching him by the ankle doesn't have a similar effect.

Ever since Gwen Stacey, Spidey wears a neck brace for exactly that reason.

# ¿ May 9, 2015 00:08

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Gavok posted:

I call bullshit. That hit him in the head, not the tunk!

I never knew that a metal statue to the temple made a "zomp" sound.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 08:20

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

theironjef posted:

Yeah, if there was ever a hero that would greatly benefit from just carrying around a bag of little rocks to throw, it's GL.

Non-yellow paint balloons.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 08:10

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ygolonac posted:

Nice of her to put her underwear and his pants back on before that monologue.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 07:00

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

SynthOrange posted:

Also more SG.

Some day Loki will discover the internet, At that point he will look back and wonder how he EVER thought the frost giants were his people.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 00:31

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

ImpAtom posted:

Two questions/comments:

--Is that Grodd, or is there another psychic gorilla?
--"Ripping up a fire hydrant would be fine, but since I was just told a gorilla is on a rampage this may be the same guy."

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 06:19

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Sizone posted:

The Return of Bruce Wayne # 3

Please tell me that's Captain Jack Sparrow. I keep reading it in his voice.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 11:24

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Red suns hurt Superman now? I thought they just didn't empower him.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 20:19

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

redbackground posted:

Well at least America is Not 4 Sale anymore

AMERICA: SOLD by Realtor

# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 18:33

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

I'm surprised no one mentioned the wall in the back that isn't sure what angle it's at.

The Invisible Man is just coming in to complain that someone taped a poster to his face.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 22:44

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

My first comics were my mother's Asterix and Tintin books, which were in French but expressive enough that I had no difficulties. For "proper" comics I tried to follow both Maximum Carnage and Death/Return of Superman but everything jumping between different comic lines meant you needed a roadmap to figure out what you should be reading.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 21:42

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The guy who does Dr. McNinja is doing actual comics? How did I not know about this

Chris Hastings also had a go at writing Deadpool a few years ago.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 02:50

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Kwyndig posted:

Is that... a Shocker-mobile???

Laaaaaadies.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 03:59

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

muscles like this? posted:

WHY IS SPIDER-MAN WEARING GOGGLES OVER HIS MASK, WHICH ALREADY HAS EYE COVERING?

For safety, duh.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 04:33

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

WickedHate posted:

I feel like this conversation must go on a lot in universe. Bruce Wayne is probably a popular suspect for being Superman, and Deathstroke just quietly chuckles "Hey, Bruce. " to Superman every time they meet.

No, Bruce Wayne is the Green Hornet. 1960s Batman wouldn't lie to me!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 23:07

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Why is everybody heil-ing?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 10:53

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Rocket gets to be front and center but Groot's in the back row? Discrimination, I tells ya!

I don't see Falcon anywhere.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 14:27

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ygolonac posted:

Clean (no title or other text) cover

Click for much bigger

Marvel announcement with low-res numbered/uncolored image and listing of everyone.

Krakoa is having a good time looking up Domino's and Siryn's dresses.

I can't tell since it's Deadpool, are the kids/others in Fantastic Four uniforms numbered 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14, 15 a gag, or are they doing that these days?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 04:15

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Veotax posted:

I bet Bane cuts a mean promo.

Injustice: Year 5 #6

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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 01:55

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

kizudarake posted:

It is hilarious.

The face isn't THAT similar, but does anyone else read that in Archer's voice or is it just me?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 11:23

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

TwoPair posted:

Correct on both counts. Also Barry is the Black Racer, Shazam has a bunch of different gods powering him (but they still make the acronym it's cool), and Lex Luthor is basically Darkseid.

Superman is inverse because he fell in a firepit on Apokolips and now he's All-Star Superman-ing (dying from being supercharged)

Just another day at Justice League HQ, eh?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 08:47

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Uthor posted:

I looked it up. Colored person time. It's why black people are always late, or something.

Ya know, when I was growing up we had "Mormon Standard Time" and "Jewish Standard Time" for those sorts of things but it sounds a LOT worse from an outsider instead of self-inclusive "if we're meeting for the campout at 8, when should we figure on actually leaving" jokes.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 04:59

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

SonicRulez posted:

What does Hawkeye have against Cyborg?

An arrow, apparently.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 06:21

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

I present:

Spider-man water-skiing on skis made of webbing while being pulled by Namor doing the breast-stroke.

Breaststroke has both arms move at once, that's a crawl-stroke. Or maybe... a wall-crawler stroke?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 07:16

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Man, if it weren't for the huge word bubble in the way, Spidey would make an amazing av.

Here's a five-minute Paint hackjob.

Getting the text bubble out of the bit below that would take more skills than I have.

Bruceski fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 5, 2016

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:26

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Saoshyant posted:

The latest Achewood update if you haven't seen it:

Achewood updates?

# ¿ May 12, 2016 08:00

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Zore posted:

apparently Steve Rogers has always been an undercover Hydra Agent.

Yeah. That's a real thing Marvel's going with now.

Then he's been doing a really bad job of it.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 05:32

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Bloodly posted:

Part of me remembers SOMETHING actually used that in a tiny, blink-and-you'll-miss-it way, but I'm not up on my Trek enough to remember what it was.

There was one DS9 episode where Kira got captured and they tried to convince her she'd been a Cardassian deep-cover agent the entire time.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 16:12

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Yeah, the porn hierarchy pretty much goes erotica/pinup>softcore>hardcore>things only Japan has words for.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 21:11

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

He's not called the Sorcerer Pretty Good or the Dabbler in the Mystic Arts, after all.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 17:16

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Again, think of a comedian crafting a joke. Sure you wanna make folks laugh, but ideally you want them to laugh at the joke you're trying to tell.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 03:51

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Endless Mike posted:

When I remember things, I also remember them in third person.

I actually do. I thought most people did.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 07:26

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Selachian posted:

Don't even get me started on what I did with my Star Wars figures.

My mom has some of those, little inch-high figures. She's forbidden me from looking them up because she feels better off NOT knowing if they're worth anything. Doesn't want to sell them, doesn't want the temptation.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:46

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Turns out Supergirl was vulnerable to guns the whole time, but everyone just assumed she wasn't so they never tried.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 08:22

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

SynthOrange posted:

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR COUNTS MIXED UP RYAN

To be fair, I had the exact same reaction as Nefaria when I learned about different bases. I think it was from Square One TV.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 04:08

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 03:02

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Look, if it's either fly across the city on a tiny insect who will take ages to get there or dealing with New York traffic, I'll take the ant.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 21:15

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