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Patrick Spens posted:From Rachel Rising #30, it's better without context. That bear won't have it said that he killed an unarmed man.
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Zefiel posted:I think someone should check on Squirrel Girl. You're implying she needs the power of Thor? She has the power of squirrels.
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Who wouldn't read a magazine called Dropkick Enthusiast?
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Kwyndig posted:Wait... if they were going to replace the bars with a heavy metal, why not just use lead? Lead's significantly lighter than gold.
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Is a squirrel suit like a bee suit? IE What Doom needs?
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Chaos Hippy posted:Or course that doesn't answer the question of why FalCap catching him by the ankle doesn't have a similar effect. Tactile telekinesis.
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Section Z posted:Well, when he's not working construction at least. I thought that was Spider-Man?
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Jun 16, 2015 03:11
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Lurdiak posted:No it didn't. He got his face melted. You mean he should have glued his mask on?
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Jul 14, 2015 10:09
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ElMaligno posted:Is... IS that Alan Moore? Isn't that Rasputin?
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Aug 7, 2015 12:18
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Captain Bravo posted:For those who may not be getting it, this is what happens when someone strikes a match inside a flour mill: Took me a while to get the scale of that. Look for the earthmover.
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Aug 30, 2015 07:57
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The Question IRL posted:A good summary, but you got one crucial detail wrong. And this guy is in charge WHY?
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Sep 7, 2015 12:25
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What, you're going to build an ultimate killing machine and also make it smart? Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet.
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Sep 9, 2015 12:24
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They exist And suck.
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Oct 22, 2015 11:17
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prefect posted:Maybe it's a super-smartness thing, like how Amadeus Cho can win fights because he can see the math and get out of the way or whatever. Val is so smart she can change her age at will. They're all Valeriabots anyway, she has a variety built to different apparent ages.
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Nov 12, 2015 10:12
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Is that the rare RhinoBeast?
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Feb 9, 2016 10:57
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SomeJazzyRat posted:You know, under Mark Waid's run, I could see it actually becoming 'Trial of the Century'. With a packed court room full of unrelated parties who managed to weasel themselves in. All because since Matt Murdock is obviously Daredevil, it's defiantly going to result in Spidey and DD in fisticuffs. JJJ orders Peter to attend to take photos of this inevitable villainous assault.
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3 posted:Uh, they're actually force beams, c'mon now. No his eyes shoot force beams. His dick shoots lasers.
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Ghostlight posted:As a rabbit owner it's actually nowhere near as cute as you imagine because at 6am it'll be hungry and just dump its furry body on your face to resolve the matter. Are you sure it's not a cat?
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Jul 29, 2016 13:25
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He's just saying "shhk-chakk" isn't he? (because there's no pump action)
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Aug 30, 2016 11:47
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The Question IRL posted:The way Jonah is sleeping with it by his bed if he rolls over in the middle of the night, he'll blow his own head off. The man lives dangerously. He has to be prepared in case of Spider-Man.
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SilverSupernova posted:I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank. Well morningstars haven't been invented yet so he'll just be a club.
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Oct 7, 2016 22:22
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Bruceski posted:It's okay, she's venomous not poisonous. That doesn't help if you eat the venom sac.
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Fanwank: There's an underground cloning facility somewhere cranking out Franks. Every time one gets gunned down or stuck in an inescapable prison another is released from the facility to continue the Punisher.
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Grendels Dad posted:I had the exact same thought about the Joker. They're the same facility. The Franks don't always come out... right.
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Oct 27, 2016 09:01
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Shouln't that be 'Gravel and Loam'?
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Nov 4, 2016 09:33
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flosofl posted:I'm the left foot dangling on a broken ankle. Take enough cocaine and you won't care about stuff like that either.
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Nov 14, 2016 14:40
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What happens if someone punches him in the gut? Do you get an "oof" and the city explodes?
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Nov 23, 2016 04:30
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Doc Hawkins posted:Yes, but no: his real super-power is self-control. Yeah surprise or pain wouldn't work, but I'm thinking physically forcing the air out of his lungs with a blow.
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Nov 23, 2016 14:40
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Lobok posted:He's not wrong... In the last panel he's clearly intensely pondering trying to figure out what it is, if it isn't breakfast.
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Nilbop posted:Thor and Bruce should be punching him into space, right? Really this should be happening any time you have people with super-strength but not super-mass.
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Feb 13, 2017 07:37
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prefect posted:According to Norse mythology, Thor (a) could not tell the difference between beer and ocean water, and (b) could still drink enough ocean water to change sea levels noticeably. Maybe he just thought Giants made really crappy beer? (He didn't want to mention it. That'd be rude.)
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a kitten posted:Also, i'm going to go ahead and assume that Fiery Mask does not have a "no killing" rule. He has a "no, killing!" rule.
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Rochallor posted:Yeah, it's a really cracking story. Great characterization of Cyclops and a legitimately scary take on Juggernaut. The Herald is a great character. Shame about the art, but what're y'gonna do? 'Incapacitate'. Yes. That's definitely what setting someone's blood on fire will do to them.
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Making water out of urine is hardly a scientific feat.
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Those are broadheads. Is he planning to get murder-y?
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Aug 2, 2017 00:16
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Takezio posted:Yes, I know, comic books, but Tony Stark should not be that loving buff. He's still wearing the armour. It's just displaying a 'super buff dude' hologram.
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prefect posted:How safe is a helmet that's lined with plastic explosives? Depends. If you use enough explosives then nobody's going to want to shoot you.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:55
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CzarChasm posted:At that point, isn't it basically just lead? I mean it's being used here to just add a bit of weight to the front edge. But saying that he recycles sinkers from the local bait shop isn't as cool as him using depleted uranium. It doesn't say 'depleted uranium' is says 'spent uranium'. Spent uranium fuel rods are super radioactive.
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Duke Igthorn posted:Also Aquaman totally ripping off his own shirt there. Like, that could have been fixed dude. You're just wasting shirts. If I looked like that I'd rip my shirt off at every opportunity too.
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Push El Burrito posted:Don't do drugs unless you can get super powers from them like Cloak and Dagger. But how do you know which drugs those are unless you do all the drugs?
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