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I thought Marvel didn't have the rights to use Leopardon?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 23:59 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 08:13 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Spider-man truly is Japan's greatest sentai hero. Fly on, Jeopardon. Whelp, I'm off to Japan to sell my idea of a giant, world-saving robot, piloted by, and modeled after Alex Trebek. Wish me luck. The mustache comes back as a super power move for when "poo poo gets real"
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 16:27 |
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Say Nothing posted:So why the long face? Jesus Hank, you're a doctor for gently caress's sake! Stop experimenting on yourself. You'd think a guy as smart as you would have learned after the first time. Also, Lion-Beast is stupid and I always hated it. Give me the 90's feral-ape/ogre look any day.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 16:42 |
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Rhyno posted:Lots of guys get weird when they meet the ex. It's very common. And then if you find out the ex was Spider-man, well poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 23:25 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:No...free "W1F1," which will likely be the strain of virus you'll get by staying there. Oh. Still, "free"...
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 19:11 |
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KaosMachina posted:What's all this about hilariously terrible looking children? You know, I don't wonder if that first text box is a subtle hint to the artist "Sometimes he forgets she's just a kid. You know, like the artist has these last few issues. It's a kid - Not a midget. Friendly reminder." It reminds me of back when Wizard was a thing and they had articles every issue on how to draw comics, and one of the ones I can recall vividly was "Women are NOT men in drag"
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 16:35 |
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team overhead smash posted:Yeah, don't even get me started on those loving Kaizers or Czars. Fine. I see how it is. Al-Saqr posted:I haven't read the new Thor, why is she speaking in Asgardian but thinking in normal English? Like two posts up, dude. Decius posted:She can only talk Thor faux medieval English, the thought bubbles are there to remind you that she isn't Asgardian, but human, presumably from contemporary Earth.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 16:29 |
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah, something like that. And it came off the heavily advertised "wedding of Archie" thing, if I recall, so it was like a bait and switch. Is that supposed to be a really bushy Amish style beard on Dilton there? Or just some really weird fuzzy shadows around his chin?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 17:06 |
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The Question IRL posted:Kevin Smith is a fantastic storyteller. In the sense that he is a really good raconteur. I agree with this. Kevin Smith is that friend you have at a party that always has the best stories. It doesn't matter if they are bullshit or not, he's so good at sharing a story in person that you don't care.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 16:13 |
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Does it come with a soapbox accessory?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 15:06 |
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Binary Badger posted:A lead-lined balloon might have a lot of problems just lifting itself let alone an angry Radioactive Man. The mythbusters made a functioning, lifting lead balloon in real life. Tony could have done better using comic book "science". In a cave. With a box of scraps.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 15:48 |
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It's super racist (speciest?). Klingons? Savage warriors, every last one, but with a strict honor code. Ferengi? Scheming money grubbers. Wookies? Techno-savants, but otherwise harrier Klingons. Trandosians? Scalier, dumber Wookies. Krogans? Smarter Trandosians. Humans? Well, actually, all humans are unique individuals, with different skills, opinions and religious beliefs and futhermore...
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 15:53 |
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Yeah, I don't think Sonic was banned, and if they are any good, just post 'em.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 15:58 |
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TwoPair posted:It's the end of the world. I doubt he went in with much forethought. He's probably gonna use all the bullets he's got, and if someone like Sandman who's too tough to kill comes along he'll just die doing what he loved: killing criminals indiscriminately. Who's guy three there? I see Nick, Tony and ?
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 15:31 |
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qntm posted:The title theme still has not been topped. Uh-huh. Let me introduce you to my Japanese friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rSw4Xl5qfs BREAK OUT! I think the second one (starting at about 2:00) is even better. The love triangle is just perfect.
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 21:35 |
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10 Beers posted:I'm intrigued. Tell me more, please. Cliff Notes: That's capital "D" Death, the personification or embodiment of death in the Marvel universe - who just happens to be an attractive woman when not doing the Skeletor look She and Deadpool met up a little while ago and something about him set her all a flutter However, her previous suitor is Thanos. You know, the guy who tried to kill everybody to impress her, just so she'd pay attention to him. And it didn't work, she still gave 0 fucks. Now along comes Deadpool, and suddenly Death is finally interested in someone. And it aint Thanos. So, through some means or another, (probably an infinity gem) Thanos manages to make it so Deadpool will never die, and thus he will be out of Death's reach forever
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 15:46 |
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prefect posted:Actually, Thanos only killed half of everybody to impress her. Right, I thought he was trying for everyone but got stopped half way, but that's not right. God, he's supposed to be this ultimate killer bad rear end, but he's just the weird, loner with low self esteem, who can't talk to women. Oh man, she's so cute. I've got to go talk to her. Aw, but I'm an idiot, and she's the personification of death. I can do this. I can do this. Deep breath. Go Time. "Hey Death, what's up?" "..." Oh God. Oh God. She's not saying anything. Oh, and of course Starfox is here. He just saw the whole thing. He never has any trouble with women. I'm so embarrassed. I wish I was dead. No, no, can't think like that... I wish everyone else was dead....Hey, wait a second... EDIT: Fixed some punctuation and spelling CzarChasm fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 27, 2015 |
# ¿ May 27, 2015 16:17 |
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Speaking of Crisis on Infinite Gambits, wasn't there some comic revolving around Mr Sinister and his castle/fortress? It's kind of a guided tour, and at some point he has a Remy enclosure where about 100 gambits just keep saying "Mon ami" at each other like some really bizarre zoo?
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 18:04 |
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Sizone posted:Jopo de Pojo is Sonic's dad I think you're on to something there
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 15:11 |
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I like how Doc Ock has a guitar, for no reason, as a factory worker.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 15:26 |
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Avulsion posted:He starts off the story by becoming immortal, then trades it in for a wish because it's not like DOOM needs immortality to live forever and conquer all. He only got immortality in the first place just so he would recognize the sensation when he eventually discovered it on his own.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 14:19 |
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I can't help but wonder if the script originally said "The IQ of a whack-a-mole" and something got lost in poor penmanship.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 16:37 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:I want to see All-Star Green Lantern where Batman and Robin come into a room plastered with photos of their dead parents and a bunch of loaded guns laying around; Hal's drinking an iced tea, smugly thinking he's found a brilliant way to keep Batman from being able to do anything. I think I like this even more than when Damien Robin got x-mas presents for Jason and Tim. A crowbar and a boomerang, respectively.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 15:39 |
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RandallODim posted:Where do I get this? Uh, you know, for a friend. Judging by the date on it, you should be able to find it in just under 100 years.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 15:36 |
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Phylodox posted:Jack Kirby: more feared than Captain America. Let me tell you something, if Captain America walked up to me right now, there's a chance I could talk him down. If Jack Kirby walked up to me right now, it would probably mean a lot worse things were on the way,
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:27 |
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Ignite Memories posted:HOW DID THIS MAN MAKE A LIVING DRAWING COMICS It was the 90's. And this was Youngblood (Or was this WildCATS?), which if I remember my history correctly means Image. And Image didn't answer to any comics authority (but did self regulate), so you had Not-Wolverine there, with the Not-Xmen, except with all the blood, sex, violence and cursing that were not offered by the big 2 at the time. Imagine if an entire publisher was making comics like Punisher: Max, at a time when traditional, classic comic characters were seen as campy, and stupid and lame compared to the XTREME! 90's contemporaries. It was darker, and more 'real' and that fake kind of 'mature'. I didn't matter if most of the art was ugly and anatomically impossible, there was a chance to see someone get beheaded in full color with a collectible foil variant cover. Oh and maybe some titty. And what little 13 year old would pass up the chance to maybe see underboob, sideboob, and their friend violence under the guise of a harmless comic book. I don't know if Image ever outsold any of the regulars, but it did make an impact on the bottom line, and a big enough one for guys like Rob and Todd to make a good living for a while.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 17:56 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:In the case of Supreme, at least, one of his stipulations for agreeing to write the character was that he would be allowed to ignore the entire series up to his first issue because he thought it was terrible. I originally read that as "He could ignore everything up to the first issue" which seemed a little extreme. Like the whole run is poo poo, you'd better just let him start it fresh.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 22:08 |
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TwoPair posted:Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2: OK, alternate reality, but why does Kitty have wolverine claws?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 15:59 |
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Keeshhound posted:Wait, what? So Luke effectively murders his apprentice so his robo-girlfriend could have a body? Luke is not a very good Jedi. Like, has problems with his emotions not very good Jedi. Like, lashes out in anger, not very good Jedi. You know all those draconian rules the Jedi enforce on themselves about not having emotions, like they're Vulcans with force powers and laser swords? It's because of guys like Luke. But that's all the former EU and it doesn't matter anymore. zoux posted:So I guess that covers everything except why'd she have a cat head. I think it was some kind of Krypto-Gypsy curse. I think she wanted to know more about Superman so she goes riffling through his space underwear drawer and something there gives her a bad case of cat head.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 21:12 |
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Prison Warden posted:That always seemed really dumb to me. All that means is that the training for it is different from, like, a sword. People can learn to use crazy poo poo like a whip or a kusarigama without cutting their own nads off. Well, then you get poo poo like the lightsaber whip (AKA Light whip, AKA how I order my mochas) and all bets are off.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 17:31 |
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SynthOrange posted:Ooops only chunks peanut butter. *Hands you a jar of peanuts* Uthor posted:Was this page posted? OK, I see Cap and Iron Man, Hulk and Red She Hulk, She-Hulk and DareDevil, Nightcrawler and the elf girl from Excalibur, Ms Marvel and Spider Woman, Angel and Psylock, Black Widow and Bucky. And it looks like Storm is kissing Wolverine seeing as how they kept him short.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 16:58 |
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IUG posted:Opinions aren't funny or something cares about, shut the gently caress up. What kills me is that there is no way the inside can live up to this promise on the cover.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 16:55 |
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Edits, obviously, but I don't think we have Ruin the moment anymore.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 03:21 |
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Selachian posted:Except the Marvel White Rabbit isn't running around in a corset, thong, and thigh-high boots. Yet. That appears to be two out of three in the panels posted above.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 05:32 |
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Gavok posted:You know who's hooked on a feeling? MY MOM! Thank you, now I'm picturing The Watcher as Pops and I wanted to share.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 00:58 |
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Ghostlight posted:
So, there was a time when Rhino was not confined to his super suit? Or is he wearing the Santa outfit over it?
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 01:13 |
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Who What Now posted:Yes. He got atomized once. Like, literally broken down into individual molecules and scattered throughout the cosmos. One of the Justice League b-team members put him back together, and after that he quit being a super hero for awhile. Batman also considered The Ten Eyed man to be his most dangerous/deadly foe, and the dude literally just had an eyeball on each finger. Maybe he's not the best DBZ scouter around.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 06:40 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Sometimes he just rips them in half. Is that the evil assassin bot inside a protocol droid thing someone posted before?
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 21:59 |
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Is this Deadpool or Gwenpool? The yellow bubble is my only clue
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 20:50 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 08:13 |
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Gavok posted:It is kind of weird that one of Marvel's most popular humor characters is a suicidal, cancer-ridden rape victim mass murderer who used to torture his loved ones due to control issues and unknowingly murdered his parents. Uh...Que? Literal, sexual assault rape, or more metaphorical "body was abused/tortured/vivisected against his will in the name of science" rape? I mean, neither one is good, but I find the second one a lot more likely.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 00:05 |