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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Cornwind Evil posted:

Whatever happened to Morrison's 'secondary mutations' anyway?

The only thing that remained from Morrison's run was that Emma Frost is kinda the good guy now. Marvel pretty much burned down New X-Men and salted the ground afterwards.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Waterhaul posted:

This isn't even remotely true, excuding the inital Xorn reversal pretty much everything else has stuck and with the exception of Bendis (and only because I quit on his run) pretty much every main X-Men writer has said Morrison has been their main influence.
Marvel didn't even try to hide that they were burying New x-Men:

(Astonishing X-Men #1)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Opopanax posted:

New X-Men very specifically had costumes though, that's a burn against the movies

Morrison explicitly said he wanted the X-Men out of the costumes and into leather jackets.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




hiddenriverninja posted:

Cyclops was always my favorite X-Man. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, yet all rear end in a top hat all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpnXVxWJNkA

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Dr. Hurt posted:

If I remember correctly, it's because Kitty "no fun" Pride was in control of hiring. Logan was basically spending all his time trying to raise cash to keep the school running.

So it turns out that Kitty herself became the jerk.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Uthor posted:



Sadly, the issue becomes something else besides super pigs a couple pages later.

Sensation Comics 22

Fake edit: Crap, forgot to edit out the black bars. Oh well, they don't look that bad.

Everyone knows that only thing that can defeat Circe is through the power of singing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncj-wpBhr5E

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SynthOrange posted:

That police officer? RENEE MONTOYA.

gently caress you nu52!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SynthOrange posted:


Picked up the first issue for free then went insane and bought the rest. It's pretty enjoyable.

You should also read Sex Criminals:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TwoPair posted:

Also what is Nancy's hair even supposed to be.



Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Then his kid had the same thing happen.

Bad poo poo just runs in that family.

It also runs in the Red Skull family.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




ImpAtom posted:

Guy Gardner, like most of the non-Hal GLs, didn't really begin that way. He was a social worker who got the ring and was presented as an equal choice to Hal, it was just that Hal was closer to Abin Sur when the call went out. A series of "Hal fucks up" left him in a coma with brain damage and that, plus Hal being an rear end in a top hat, lead to Guy being gradually written as more of a dick. JLI really solidified the dude as "giant rear end in a top hat" but he wasn't initially that.

Considering that Batman's punch also left him with a brain damage its amazing that Guy isn't a vegetable.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




prefect posted:

Don't you technically take brain damage any time you're knocked unconscious by a physical jolt?

Yeah, but in this case Batman's punch resulted in Guy changing personality (becoming an extremely nice guys) before another punch reverted him to his old self. All in all Guy's brain is probably full of black spots.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Travis343 posted:

Were there any similarly-high profile Cool People rocking the jheri curl, or did that one just sort of coalesce out of the ether one day?


http://nortonsafe.search.ask.com/search?&geo=&prt=cr&o=apn10506&chn=&ver=&q=nwa&tpr=10&ctype=pictures&imgs=1p&filter=on&imgDetail=true

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Wheat Loaf posted:

Kitty also had wrist-blades made from Wolverine's discarded bone claws in the late 1990s for a short time.

Ew.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Batman defeats the Flash in the goofiest way imaginable:

(Batman#35)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Just because you are sitting in water doesn't make you a mermaid Lois Lane.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Say Nothing posted:

Rat Queens.



Saga has already answered that question.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ratoslov posted:

I'm not a big comics fan, but has there ever been a comic mini-series all about a protagonist getting caught up in all of these dumb secret infiltrator conspiracies colliding into each other, so you end up with SHIELD agents that are secretly Hydra infiltrators who are secretly Skrulls being backstabbed by a skrull that's secretly a Doombot etc. until the climax is one big clusterfuck of reveals that makes the end of Metal Gear Solid 2 look sane and uncomplicated?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rhyno posted:

It's the genre. They call it "Adult Coloring" so people don't look down on you or something.

I'm pretty sure that people will look down on you if take that coloring book out in public.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




prefect posted:

She's fully clothed. Are you sure that's actually porn you've been watching?

Are you sure that defending Zenoscope is a hill worth dying on?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Squizzle posted:

The actually idiotic thing is that the coloring book cover image is colored exclusively in low-effort computer gradients. That doesn't scream "hey grab some crayons and go town" to me.

Zenoscope not giving a poo poo? I'm shocked.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ghostlight posted:

I wondered how Foglio was paying the bills after Wizards of the Coast stopped calling.

I still wonder. The "people who get aroused by a man dressed like Godzilla and a woman dressed as a city" market can't be that big.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




prefect posted:

Has she always had foot claws?

Yes.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SynthOrange posted:

Oh so that's how he got the chair.

Metron always gets his chair:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




lifg posted:

That page is wonderful! Is that from Alan Moore's run?
Yeah, it s from Swamp Thing's weird space trip.

WickedHate posted:

I'll ask next time I meet with the Pope.
The Vatican actually banned any talk about Jesus' junk in 1900 because two different churches argued about who had his holy foreskin.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




thatbastardken posted:

the sicillian mafia were opposed to the italian fascists and were used by america to carry out partisan operations, in exchange for a soft hand under the post war/occupation governments.


It wasn't because of the goodness of their hearts though. Supposedly Mussolini's war against the mob started when Mussolini visited Sicily in 1924 and was greeted by local mob boss Francesco Cuccia. He then said to Mussolini that he didn't need all his bodyguards since Mussolini was under Cuccia's protection. Mussolini was insulted by this remark and Cuccia was insulted by Mussolini insistence of keeping his bodyguards. So Cuccia emptied the square when Mussolini held his speech and when Mussolini returned to Rome he gave Cesare Mori (known in Italy as the "Iron Prefect") carte blanche to destroy the mob.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lurdiak posted:

Of all the Batman villains, Joker probably cares the most about the perception of his crimes.

Yeah:



DoctorWhat posted:

Yeah, like the Joker doesn't have some deeply-held anti-racist beliefs. He doesn't have ANY beliefs, really.

But he's a sick, evil artist and he wants people to Get The Joke.


Yeah:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




prefect posted:

In an earlier storyline (the first Ennis Punisher?), the Russian was a very large, very tough, not very bright guy who beat the poo poo out of Frank until he eventually outsmarted him. (Think about Oddjob or Jaws from the James Bond movies. Guys where you hit 'em with gold bricks and they don't give a poo poo.) I think explosives were involved. He might have been entirely decapitated, which is why he's undergone so much physical change since his previous appearance. (Note the stitches and pipes and wires connecting head to torso.)

Oh, he was entirely decapitated:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ferrule posted:

Not to mention how tough it would be, once Frank was in custody, to prosecute him. He doesn't leave a lot of evidence behind*. And what, some spider guy in a mask (who is also a wanted criminal when the story demands) is going to testify?


* sure, shell casings and dead bodies. but dead bodies don't talk and I'm sure Frank, after all this time, is rather careful with regards to prints and linking rounds to weapons and so on.



In Up Is Down and Black Is White he intentionally lets one person lives to talk after his murder sprees.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kwyndig posted:

I don't think I've seen Nick Fury go through a door. He's always either doing a dramatic entrance, emerging from the shadows, or just already in the scene.

He's also incapable of leaving a place through the door:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Chinston Wurchill posted:

Re-reading Fraction's Hawkeye and these panels from #14 cracked me up.




That panel is more creepy than funny.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The First of the Fallen finally gets his revenge on John Constantine:

(from Critical Mass)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Teenage Fansub posted:

Today's Batman #16



Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Section Z posted:

An entire house full of far more expensive things.

But Kiteman, master criminal that he is. Can sense that stealing a woman's pearl necklace right off her will really make Batman mad.

Well, he's not wrong.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




joehonkie posted:

Wonder Woman's expression is great there. She's all about this.

Well, she is greek...

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





He raises a valid point. Why would a giant mutant killing machine be programmed to feel heartbreak?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





If your giant mutant killing machine can be defeated by Jubilee its time to go back to the loving drawing board.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kwyndig posted:

To be fair, if you weren't familiar with Dazzler past her name and a vague idea of what her powers were....

I'm pretty sure that even Dazzler only have a vague idea of what her powers is.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





A comic doesn't really counts as a primary source when it comes to norse myths. Plus, Loki and Thor didn't go to Utgard to settle an argument. the giants (led by Utgard-Loki) just fucks with them for no reason at all.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




a kitten posted:

I think he was just making a joke that if there were a different drinking contest in mythology that involved Thor ending up drinking Loki's piss it would be perfectly in character for all involved.

To say someone had drunk the piss of Odin was actually an norse insult against bad poets. Odin once stole the mead of poetry from Suttung by drinking it and regurgitatet it when he returned to the gods, some of it he pissed out though and if you were a bad poet people said it was because you had drunk that piss.

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