Casimir Radon posted:

So just short of 7 years after taking a leave of absence from Target and never going back they called to ask if I was coming back

Tearsaslube posted:

Here's a funny video:
http://youtu.be/9F1xfDjjbZI

Tearsaslube posted:

If you have to ask

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

LOOK AT ME NOW DAD!

LOOK AT ME NOW DAD!

The Rat posted:

Also Emily Blunt repeatedly shooting Tom Cruise in the head

The Rat posted:

Also Emily Blunt repeatedly shooting Tom Cruise in the head

The Rat posted:

Also Emily Blunt repeatedly shooting Tom Cruise in the head

The Rat posted:

Also Emily Blunt repeatedly shooting Tom Cruise in the head

The Rat posted:

Also Emily Blunt repeatedly shooting Tom Cruise in the head

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

i swear that 50% of what helps me get through each and every day is that you guys here are angry so I don't have to be.

thank you for your service.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Archer is back all is good.

the dad farm posted:

life is easy when you just dont give a gently caress

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm sure she appreciates the effort

elite_garbage_man posted:

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i will grow one for the both of us sir o7

Obama Africanus posted:

P.S. Actually are these "smart phone water proofing" services legit in your dudes opinion? I got no warranty and idgaf about the phone, but my options are keep it in my watt tight compartment in my pack or get it water proofed if I wanna make sure I don't fry it in a downpour. Anyone send their phone off and have it come back hacked and full of talcum powder? I'm just trying to make an iPhone waterproof and drop proof .

Master Bateman posted:

Clint Eastwood would kick the Duke's rear end.

SperginMcBadposter posted:

My piece of poo poo little brother who lives with me let one of my cats get outside JESUS loving CHRIST

Mr. Nice! posted:

Hereford. Less than 20k people and over 14 million head of cattle.

at the date posted:

Nice loving work

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you cant stop me you prude

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Back at the warehouse, he and Doorbal lifted the heavy window security grate over two 55-gallon drums. This iron platform would be Doorbal's surgery table. They'd lay the bodies atop the grate; the drums would catch the blood. Doorbal suited up for the work ahead -- sweatpants, rubber boots, leather gloves, clear goggles -- and plugged in the saw. He pulled the trigger, and the Remington started right up, its chain revolving quickly, snugly around the black blade.

Lugo and Delgado chose not to stay for the grisly dismemberment. They moved to the front of the warehouse while Doorbal went to work on the bodies. For five minutes they heard the whirring drone of the saw as it sliced through flesh and bones. They heard six, maybe seven prolonged cuts, and then silence. The saw spurted again and abruptly quit.

"Come back here, Lugo!" yelled Doorbal. "Come back here and help me out!" He'd been trying to cut through Krisztina's neck when the saw teeth snagged in her long tresses. What a mess! Doorbal finally yanked the saw out of her hair, but now it was jammed and useless.

Lugo scurried to the front office to share the bad news with Delgado. But gently caress it, he said, guarantee or no guarantee he wasn't going back to Home Depot. They still had a hatchet to finish the job. He changed into gym clothes, pulled on some gloves, and went back to help Doorbal. For another ten minutes Delgado sat alone and listened to heavy thumping, loud banging, the cracking of bones, and assorted charnel-house noises as his pals chopped two bodies to pieces.

When it was over, Krisztina's legs, ending in bloody stumps, jutted skyward from a 55-gallon drum. Her torso had been shoved in upside down. Griga's headless neck rose from another barrel. Both receptacles contained a mixture of road tar and a splash of muriatic acid to speed decomposition. The electric saw had whirled clumps of blood, gristle, and tissue about the warehouse floor. To complete the tableau, Krisztina's head lay in a red bucket. Griga's head was in another. A third red bucket held four hands and four feet.

Lugo and Doorbal surveyed their handiwork. Something wasn't right. Of course! The fingers, the teeth! Faces! Identification! They removed the heads from the buckets and placed them on a nearby table. Using pliers, they proceeded to extract their victims' teeth. But the roots wouldn't budge. So they brought out the hatchet again. It had a four-inch curved blade.

The bloodied heads were as slippery as rain-slicked coconuts. The men chopped down through the bridge of the nose, then hacked into the eyes, destroying the orbits at midpoint. Once through the bone of the outer eye sockets, they continued hacking down, clear through the jaw. They pulled the faces back from the skulls. This gave them good access to the gums and teeth from any direction.

Next they went after fingerprints, another way for the bodies to be identified. They carefully sliced off the fingers. For the more delicate work of filleting fingerprints from the flesh, they employed a Pakistani hunting knife with a six-inch blade.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

why the gently caress would anyone want to program for a living today

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

good luck deathy

proud of you for doing extracurricular poo poo

bang a theater chick for us