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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I want this bad.


I like how the MCPO of the CG looks pretty chill in that picture.

Also Hardcore History blueprint for armageddon part V is out, listen to it you fuckers.

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krispykremessuck posted:

Only because you haven't met anyone at or been involved with MSRT in any way.

And hopefully i never will.

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holocaust bloopers posted:

A cursory google proves that they're Coast Guard Seal-like bros.

They also have dogges

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Spicy Guacamole posted:

I thought GIGN was supposed to be high-speed. :smith:

I think that is the GIPN and other police forces and not the GIGN.

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Yep


:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/PymlkFf.png

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iyaayas01 posted:

The whole video is worth a watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5pMSCv9-SU

Action starts at about 1 minute in



Transforming artillery weapons, not precision drills lol

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This is gonna be the gayest post itt, also trigger warning if ya hate anime or if you hate your waifus getting pounded by the evil white americans devils.

Someone recreated all of the major pacific battles using graphics from a japanese games that makes all the ships into girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T38PRsnv8Yw

Also someone drew a bunch of American ships in that style

USS Maury is my waifu.

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Ur welcum bae :bigtran:

Kavak posted:

kantai collection is a loving war crime.

from the kantai thread i have been hate reading over at ADTRW:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 19, 2015

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You guys are getting so loving salty about anime bullshit i can probably use you as salt mines.

But here have a modern day japanese cruiser fighting off american planes in WWII due to ~*~time travel shenanigans~*~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUlAkCh2vY

Or it firing a Tomahawk to the USS Wasp with some smoky sax music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzKPYawEAc

Here have a picture of an helo

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You bring shame upon this subforum.

LOL to anyone that thinks this is true

Scratch Monkey posted:

A palate cleanser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a1-zsd7Sn0

the IJS Yamato getting tore up just as God had always intended

plus a lot of Japanese sailors dramatically shouting as they pour their last ounce of bushido spirit into firing AA guns at attacking airplanes

Agree

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Do not post animes in this thread.

I am ok with this.

krispykremessuck posted:

it should have been you instead of QP

This is however very rude.

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Oh hey its a 270, im i right fellow coasties?????????

ded posted:

Your mom jumped in the drat ocean again.

:nsavince:

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I like that he doesnt circle #8, sometimes you only have one place you can eat on base.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

something about everything in this photo being detailed down the to immaculate ammo can and seemingly factory-fresh 240 makes me irrationally angry



This is why the military as a whole is gay as gently caress, we are extremely afraid of showing even an ounce of grime and dust lest the public think less of them.

Still that sniper rifle though.... hnnng

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krispykremessuck posted:

you know as well as I do that even their worst condition one has pretty much only had range rounds run through it since noncompliants w/ a helicopter are relatively rare and pretty much only happen between the keys/cuba.


You are kinda wrong. Unless you think south PR is between the keys and cuba.

Also article doesn't mention if the helo did or did not shoot, but a buddy of mine on the boat told me they would have not been able to catch it without the HITRON helo. :shrug:

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krispykremessuck posted:


like I said: rare, not unheard of/doesn't happen

I also said you where "kinda wrong" which is different from "you are wrong". Also lol at the petty insult and I'm sorry you misconstrue the fact that I like my job with me being hard for the guard.

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krispykremessuck posted:

anyone that's still in is hard for the guard bud

:shrug: how about we post pictures instead of making out in the picture thread? :shrug:




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iyaayas01 posted:

This is the military pictures thread

Last picture has an USAF UAV landing on a USCG cutter.

Still, you are right. :colbert:

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iyaayas01 posted:

Fire Scout ain't USAF

(strictly a Navy program)

my lazy as gently caress google search told me it was USAF.

Your point still stands though. :colbert:

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The Coast Guard isn't the military. It is the armed forces.

Tittle 10 of the USC states "The term “armed forces” means the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard."

Tittle 14 of the USC states "The Coast Guard, established January 28, 1915, shall be a military service and a branch of the armed forces of the United States at all times."

so :boom:, i guess?

Also this derail is gayer than the marines.

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well at least i know my poo poo from first hand experience instead of regurgitating whatever your BM buddy told you on the ships office because you where too busy counting boxes to notice he was skating on his job and not actually being your friend.

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krispykremessuck posted:

thats rich coming from a radioman

oh bae, im sorry i need a ts clearance to do an actual job in the cg but i still would do sloppy make outs with u ;-*

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Booblord Zagats posted:

The google rabbit hole that this image led me down showed me that the Phillipines Army still gets to use M3 Grease Guns, making me super loving jealous



plz dont post pictures of me without proper opsec procedures

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Didn't Cry Once medal needs to replace all the commendation medals

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Reverand maynard posted:



Mods can you give me this as my avatar for my birthday

You have to provide at least 10 pages of bullets, written in 10pt comic sans using single line breaks, of all your military hardship and how you didn't even cry once.

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I interrupt m,y poo poo posting to bring you news that the latest Hardcore History Blueprint for Armageddon VI is out on RSS and on the main page of Dan Carlin's website but it doesn't have its own page yet.

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Caconym posted:

Although I could do without some of the images he paints like the guy in a previous episode who was stuck in mud in no mans land for a week and noone could save him.

This is the main reason why I like this podcast, he doesn't make light of the horrors of war.

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RichieHimself posted:

Tops in Blue: The N4I Story

lmao

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lmao those skittles and arizona hoodie wearing jackets

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

metal as gently caress.

http://youtubedoubler.com/fTlw

I was tempted to use raining blood, but the slow pace of south of haven fits the slow speed of the 'hog.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ASSHOLES ABOUT OPSEC? LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS THAT'S RIGHT DICKWEEDS.
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lmao @ opsec leakage. save that poo poo fo your guys distended assholes.

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Leather Bear posted:

Yea but yours will say 'E Rank'

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This is the worst blue balls case possible cuz the video just ends in the middle.

gently caress

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

There was a Russian helicopter eject system that involved explosives blowing up the rotor blades before ejecting the crew out of the canopy. It's on the Kamov Ka-50.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-50



This looks like the first stage boss of an military bullet hell game, which is to say loving awsome.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Alahu Ackbar is pretty much their version of Smurf, or Squanch

I once heard Alahu Ackbar in CH16, however its tone was more "Praise God, and what a good day! :-) :-) :-)" and less "Praise god, KILL EVERYONE! :-(".

What a nice muslim fisherman.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Does anybody smell almonds? #GETSOMME

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Enjoy some coast guard training with bad music innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeRQYpwhSvU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMKBG_IFZ0w

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GyverMac posted:

Straight up physical assault; seems like a great teaching technique!

even as a coastie i think you are being a gigantic pussy rear end bitch.

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