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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Child Rape: Not an NCAA Violation.

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


:laffo: at the thought of the Big Ten claiming Wilson.

That'd be like them putting Tommy Frazier on an all-time Big Ten all-star team.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Mahoning posted:

With this logic, no Texas or Oklahoma player pre-1994 could be named to an all Big 12 conference all star team. And if that's the case for a completely arbitrary made up list, then we're getting into dumb semantics arguments territory.

Right. Nor should they. They weren't in the Big 12. Or Big 8.

I think it would be valid to include a Big 8 Texas/OU player in an all-time Big 12 list because the conference expanded.

I would call bullshit on the ACC claiming Sean Taylor, Edgerrin James or Ken Dorsey though. Realignment is a different beast, I think.

Yeah, it's semantics. Who cares? It's still silly to claim something that isn't yours.

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jan 20, 2015

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Detroit_Dogg posted:

Ray Rice Top Ten Big Ten Running Backs of 2007

Joe Paterno: Winningest Big Ten Coach in history. #409

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



gently caress Bobby Bowden.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Dattserberg posted:

Yeah Bobby, but your wins were vacated because your dipshit players were academically ineligible something that might actually be under the NCAA jurisdiction

Aw, shucks. Boyahs will be boyahs.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Dattserberg posted:

I'm not sticking up for him at all. He let some pretty heinous poo poo go, but he didn't protect and enable a serial child rapist

I know. I just can't resist making GBS threads on him whenever I can. He is probably a better person than JoePa. But at best he's a willfully ignorant, snake-oil salesman and it warmed my heart to watch him nearly destroy the FSU empire he created.

So, to close the loop: gently caress Bobby Bowden.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ehud posted:

Even if we are struggling just because of the coaching change, it's ridiculous to be the last team in the SEC without an indoor facility.

Especially in Florida where weather is a factor that affects so many practice sessions.

Also kids like shiny new things.

But it's Florida and the weather is always good enough to practice outside!

*cataclysmic thunder and lightning with frog-strangling rain every day at 4pm during Summer A/B*


:eng99:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Mahoning posted:

In the past 70 years, Florida has traveled north of the Mason-Dixon line once. 1965 to play Northwestern in Evanston.

VVV Florida not Alabama. Alabama traveled to State College like 3 times from like '85-'90

1991 at Syracuse. :colbert:

But really, most fans want better OOC scheduling. I'd kill for a home-and-home with USC, Oregon, Michigan, Texas, Oklahoma. :emo:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


JRizzle posted:

At least Florida is the type of school that will get OOC games like that. People bitch about Mizzou playing lovely OOC games, but they run into the problem that all the big name schools sign agreements for OOC games like 5 years in advance, leaving them to play teams like UCONN (ugh).

We don't know if we would or not--we've rested on our laurels with occasional runs with Miami and a lifetime series with FSU.

I am ungodly excited about our matchup with Michigan in 17.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ehud posted:

Man, that's a difficult thing to do :-/

FSU's idiot brigade is going to make this week really depressing. :smith:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


I don't know why fans accuse other fans of having soft schedules.

By-and-large fanbases loving hate cupcake games. They aren't much fun to attend or watch.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MourningView posted:

Part of the reason teams play those cupcakes beyond the easy win is that they are guranteed home games, and schools with popular football programs make a shitload of money from home games. Going to 9 conference games is likely going to mean fewer cool home and and home series between power conference teams, not fewer cupcake games.

In Iowa's case it probably means our only major conference OOC game every year is going to be Iowa State. Not that I care that much about playing Pitt or whatever, but it still kinda stinks.

Yeah, I get the appeal for the schools. But it's weird when people are bagging on UF's lovely OOC schedule and I have to be like "uhhh, yeah, I agree it's awful and lovely and I hate it."

It's just a weird thing to throw at other fans. I think all fans want good games and not awful FCS slogfests.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


pillsburysoldier posted:

bless ohio state for this year only

Bless Florida State, for their yakkety-sax performance against Oregon.


PostNouveau posted:

I'm literally shaking right now.

That never really goes away. I get queasy thinking about playing Nebraska and that beatdown was just over 19 years ago.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


vyst posted:

I hope there's nothing more to this because what the gently caress. SIGN THE drat FORM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2323761-cece-jefferson-to-florida-gators-land-5-star-de-prospect

I guess UF isn't paying his dad what Ole Miss or Bama were going to.

Shades of Seantrel......

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


lamentable dustman posted:

Clemson approved a 157,000 sq feet/62 million dollar football operation center near our indoor practice facility. IIRC it is supposed to have a frankies fun park in it for the students.

:what:

In unrelated news, Clemson hikes tuition 30% effective fall 2015.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Sash! posted:

I bet you could literally kill an academic from the middle of the 19th century if you described a college to them from now

Most large universities have become upper-middle-class status symbols rather than institutions of higher learning.

"Yeah, well, Middleton's dorm has a swimming pool and a racketball court." :smug:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Huge video boards are bullshit because 90% of it is used for flexible advertising space.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Grittybeard posted:

Oh hey, Chuckie Keeton got a medical redshirt so he'll have another year to destroy his knees.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Neodoomium posted:

I want everyone who kicks my teeth in when I bitch about advertising creep inside Michigan Stadium to attack you right now.

And it's not even out of malice, I just want another person to be kicked around for hating ads inside the stadium.



(for the record, Michigan has giant videoboards now and doesn't advertise on them except for intra-university programs)

Ehh...the ads themselves aren't annoying when done with something resembling restraint.

Having a ridiculously huge video board just to do this...



...is just....too much to bear.

:ughh:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Thoguh posted:

Ya'll just wish that Cheap Trick would play your stadiums.

I'd bet they would play a wedding reception for a few hundred bucks.

Or maybe play the score in an off Broadway version of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, along with Jackson Browne.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Thoguh posted:

Didn't something like that happen this season? Like 3rd and 50?

I think UF had a little something like that with Brantley.

UGA might've had one of those too.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Baseball is better than basketball. :colbert:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


HooverDam posted:

Which collegiate football player would do the best on the lanes?

Tyreek Hill.


I hear he has a killer hook.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MindlessHavok posted:

I'm conflicted because I agree with you but also kind of don't like you.

:smith:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


UF hired Kerry Dixon II from FIU as WR coach.



Who?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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My favorite UF logo will always be:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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DJExile posted:

fukkin smugtiger owns

poo poo, which one?! They're both awesome.


LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



It's true, a Clemson man needs no introduction.

His Z71 is orange, every piece of clothing he owns is orange, there are stickers and license plates on said orange Z71, as well as a Clemson flag on his house, Clemson collar on his black lab, and tiger paws on his croakies.

So no, he doesn't need to introduce himself.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Fluffdaddy posted:

That thing is straight out of the early 90s screen printing shop.

It would look great airbrushed on the side of a 1985 Wrangler.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



:iamafag:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
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Murder him. His life isn't worth living.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


N: Stanford RB coach Lance Taylor to UGA to coach WRs.

V: Mark Richt just hit peak 'run the dang ball.'


Edit: And just that quickly, it has been redacted. NVM.

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Feb 16, 2015

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Why would you major in ocean engineering at Texas A&M

In addition to oil industry shenanigans, I'm pretty sure they have a satellite campus on the coast. I feel like I knew some guys that did lots of oceanographic stuff and ended up in the merchant marines after graduating from aTm. Galveston maybe? South Padre Island? Somewhere like that.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Emron posted:

My coworker gave me a cool thing



#409

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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LARGE THE HEAD posted:

To me, Matt Cassel remains the example for gaming any pro system. He never played. He got a college degree. He was smart enough in dissecting things to be given a chance, parlayed that into a very small sample size of NFL action and was handsomely rewarded with millions of dollars. And he never has to play again.

He's the Charlie Weis Of 'franchise' quarterbacks.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Frackie Robinson posted:

Season 2 of Better Call Saul is shaping up to be a monster

Not to derail too hard, but that show is loving awesome.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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Is that George Rogers?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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C2C - 2.0 posted:

Ladies, it's time to just go back to not saying anything about raped by college athletes.

Oregon gonna' get your medical records!

Jameis really rubbed off on them.

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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Scarf posted:

They Ran the Dang Ball: College Football in the 1990s

Until that toad-faced Mickey Andrews and ol' liver-spots Bowden tried really loving hard to hurt to Wuerrfel in 96 in Tallahassee.

We got our shotgun-led revenge in the Sugar Bowl. :smug:

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