State of the Union 2015, Tuesday January 20, 9PM ET

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Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

This should be fun.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 01:32

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:53

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Venom Snake posted:

Does anyone actually know why Boinger looks like he's about to burst into tears in every picture he's in?

In his defense, I'd be sad too if I had to sit through the entire SotU speech without drinking.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 01:52

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I do? It's kinda cool in a useless parliamentary trivia sort of way.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 02:39

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Chokes McGee posted:

Who is the designated survivor in the case that the thread is gassed and all the mods banned

Fishmech will be the savior of DnD.
MIGF will be the new mod. All probation/ban reasons will be pictures of terrible food.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 02:48

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Screw drinking game rules. I'm just going to chug during every applause break in the actual address.

Also, Hail to the Chief is overrated. Chapelle did it better:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a7apf4/chappelle-s-show-two-minute-special---uncensored

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 02:54

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

forbidden lesbian posted:

you know i'm going to admit something dark and terrible (apparently)

I don't understand the fishmech hate, like all the posts I've seen aren't really all that bad compared to anyone else

In a sea of USPol pedantry, he reigns supreme.

Honestly, he's no jrodefeld or victor, but it can get pretty bad at times. Watching him argue "What is a punishment?" with GiP's resident lawyer was painful.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 02:59

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Here we go!

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:06

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

Here we go.

e:^^

Suck it nerd.

Shame Biden didn't get the pyro permits in time.

Obama kissing all the ladies.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:07

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

^^
or i'm an idiot.

Nick Soapdish posted:

Why doesn't our Sergeant-at-Arms have a giant scepter like Canada and why isn't our as great?

It'd probably be a fascis (sp?), and it would've gone away around 1941.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:09

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Recursive posted:

The entry for the SOTU always reminds me of that Chapelle bit.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a7apf4/chappelle-s-show-two-minute-special---uncensored

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:10

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Winkie01 posted:

The first lady of my heart.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:11

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Just don't get your dick wet in your biographer.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:14

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Just a snarky remark about him shaking hands with the other politicians. something along the lines of " Oh, and because their isn't enough glad handing in Washington the president makes his rounds."

Do they not understand what politics is?

Also lol at :boehner:

not standing for a strong union.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:14

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

what is so got dang funny

Awkward?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:17

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

QuoProQuid posted:

I love it when politicians do random shout outs to make himself look more ordinary.

Hi, I'm Casey Obama, and this is America's top 40's

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:18

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

stone wall of republicans at that health care comment

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:20

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

My Imaginary GF posted:

Look at this metrics-focused guy, 100,000 highschool graduates from poo poo programs ain't wotth 10,000 graduates from quality

exactly, he's not counting chicago's schools

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:21

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Apocalypse posted:

Point taken. But its not as if Republicans wouldn't be raking him over the coals if gas prices were $5. Most people falsely attribute these things anyway, so credit needs to be taken, or else blame will be given.

gaspriceseconomypoliticalcartoon.jpg

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:23

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Sir Tonk posted:

thank you for your service.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:26

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

super swagger on "must have"

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:27

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

call out on the minimum wage, :drat:

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:29

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Peztopiary posted:

*Dozens of Republican representatives quit to raise children on $15k a year to prove Obama wrong.*

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:30

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Riptor posted:

jesus christ is it just echoey in there or are these coughing people EBOLA SLEEPER CELLS

reverb is a helluva drug.

I'm serious. There are sound engineers that overuse it.

It's also a big old room designed for good acoustics before powered speakers.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:33

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Shim for lead news anchor inshallah

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:35

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Recursive posted:

Yes.

nooooooo

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:36

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Slaan posted:

If Notorious RBG dies tonight, so will I.

quoted for posterity.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:37

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

euphronius posted:

FASTER TRAINS

calling ~~fischmech~~ BroJo

Fixed it for you.

And please don't.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:38

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Goatman Sacks posted:

red meat to space-autists, wooo

gently caress you, space is awesome

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:41

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Goatman Sacks posted:

Whitey's on Mars!

I'd go to Mars in a heartbeat.

As long as I could come back eventually.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:42

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

beat biden to stand against terrorists

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:45

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Shear Modulus posted:

are we still pretending that we are beating ISIS?

They're getting beaten, just by the Iraqi Kurds we saved from gas.

Now the Turkish Kurds, we don't care about them.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:48

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

That's a perfect Rubio screencap

post post post. I'm on CSPAN.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:49

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

AndrewP posted:

yo what is this awesome poo poo

Shadow President as i recall

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:50

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I just noticed Diamond Joe is wearing a pocket square.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:56

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

EugeneJ posted:

State of the Troonion

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 03:58

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computer parts posted:

Obama has venom in his voice

you might even say he's putting a little bass in his voice.
/
:apimpnamedslickback:

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:02

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Oh god i'm full of beer.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:04

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Nick Soapdish posted:

Use restroom, drink more beer

Can't leave. Can't stop shitposting.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:05

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

ReidRansom posted:

or just turn your volume up and run fast

nooooo, missed best part.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:08

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ColdPie posted:

hope that guy didn't go pee and miss that

I got some of it. Not all of it.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 04:09

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