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vyst posted:I love Obama trying to take credit for lower gas prices. As if it's not a supply and demand issue across the world. Tell that to the chucklefucks who hang it on him at $4/gal.
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Jan 21, 2015 03:20
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YES CLOWN ON THESE HOES ABOUT THEIR SUGARPAPA PUTIN
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Jan 21, 2015 03:48
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Silly Burrito posted:Climate change is real. Just look at what the sun has done to John Boehner. The sun doesn't come in a sprayer tank with hazmat warnings yo
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Jan 21, 2015 03:54
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ErIog posted:Is there gonna be a One More Thing? I kinda want a retina MBP rev. The one more thing is laser-scanned 3D panoramas of Persepolis because we just normalized relations with Iran.
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Jan 21, 2015 03:59
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Enigma89 posted:Putting aside my cynicism of President Obama for a second. I am very jealous of the fact that he can say whatever the gently caress he wants for an hour or so because no one can do anything to him. I guess that comes with getting the most votes.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:06
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"I know cuz I won both of em" :daaaaaaaaaaamn:
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Jan 21, 2015 04:08
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I think a goat got in
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Jan 21, 2015 04:10
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Jerusalem posted:I'm sober and it loving owned.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:13
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Boehner seems drunk as gently caress.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:23
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High-as-gently caress in pompano beach, you're on the air.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:25
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My girlfriend's reaction to Ernst's opening: "She a robot?"
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Jan 21, 2015 04:27
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When are they going to show the pictures of sad pets, I've seen this commercial before but usually by this time they're asking for donations to the SPCA.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:31
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She's like Glados, but loving bad. Bados.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:32
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Jan 21, 2015 04:36
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Augusta just wants a whites-only world.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:38
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"WHY THIS COON BEING SO UPPITY" "ARE TROOPS"
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Jan 21, 2015 04:41
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This wack-rear end motherfucker talking about service economy.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:44
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This is a great caller.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:53
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I think someone is masturbating during a phone call about college.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:54
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Enigma89 posted:Just because none of you fuckers will give the man a fair shake: Maybe if he gave people of color a fair shake instead of expecting market forces to give birth to equal rights and civil liberties it wouldn't be taken as such bald-faced cynicism when he tries to wave King around like they're soulmates.
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Jan 21, 2015 05:01
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Reason posted:Ok, did the socialists lose their poo poo or is USgov really spying on people playing Angry Birds? You know who else flew into buildings and killed a bunch of pigs?
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Jan 21, 2015 05:05
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Miltank posted:CNN makes democracy look like a bad idea. Did you miss the GOP response or something? It was like a self aware IVR system that never got around to the options I wanted and instead just kept saying how important my business was.
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Jan 21, 2015 05:30
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LookingGodIntheEye posted:Why don't they outsource to some shady henchmen of former dictators or something? They'd be just as humane as Blackwater. Because Blackwater's got Burson-Marsteller and arms dealers, whereas those henchmen only have Burson-Marsteller.
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Tigntink posted:Jindal's is still my favorite today, as someone who lives with 2 major volcanoes to my north and south. One of them being the least monitored major volcano in the US because the USGS just can't get the dollars get get proper monitoring equipment in. His old "lol volcano monitoring" basically shut down CA, OR, WA, AK, and HI to him in one sentence. Them ain't real america anyways.
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